Marion High School - Warrior Yearbook (Marion, KS)

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20.146 We, the Seniors of 19117, being of sound mind and body, publish and declare our last will and testament in the following manner: We, the Seniors, leave to the Juniors our dignity as Seniorsg we hope that you may become even more dignified than we. We, the Seniors, leave to the Sophomores our desirable habits. You may take them or leave them. We, the Seniors, leave to the Freshmen our now occupied seats in study hall. we hope you don't find them so tiresome and hard as we have found them. We, the Seniors, leave to our sponsor, Mr. Jantz, our water guns for his son-or himself. They are the ones with which we annoyed everyone when we were Juniors. We, the Seniors, leave to our sponsor, Miss Hawbecker, a club which she can use in boys glee club. - I, Rose Marie Avery, will m faithful lover, John Hett, to Joan Winkley. I hope Joan will mother him with love as I have. I, Dolores Meridith Edmunds, will my job at the Moderne Studio to Joyce Keazer. I hear Joyce likes dark rooms, too. James Ray Garrison, will my technique with blondes to Warren Woerz, who goes in for red- Bill Wesley Griggs, will my appendix to William Zellers since William can't find his. Juanita Grace Gutsch, will my sweet ways and winning smile to Darlene Anderson. I, Harry Francis Haas, will my green and white striped Conoco suit to Leslie Powell, Jr. of the Home Oil Co. I hope he makes good use of it. I, Jean Elaine Hagans, will my interest in K.S.T.C. to Betty Williams who also has a great interest there. I, Catherine Heerey, leave my job at the Dinette to Donna Joyce Hobein. Remind Archie to set his clock right so you won't be late for dates. I, Allen Jay Hein, and I, Coleen Vogel, will our fruitful love to Kenneth Conyers and Loyette Hollar whom we hear are going into the orchard business. I, Thelma Nadine Hett, will my writing tablet, pencils, envelopes, and stamps to Shirley Coll- ett, so she may continue my 12 page letters to Ohio. I, Ruth Holub, will my jive at the Pilsen dances to Kathryn Popp. I, Wanda Ireland, will my corny jokes to Gladys Eitzen. I hope you get more laughs than I do. I, Earl Cornelius uVanW Janzen, will my passing ability-that is in football-to Roger Hannaford, Jr. There is a question, does he need it? I, Jerry Lou Johnson, and I, Cleo Maxine Klein, will our ambition to get to school on time to Patricia Ruth Brose and Patricia Jane Harris since they have a fairly good start already. I, Ruth Faye Kline, will my long blond hair to Vicki Barrett. Won't she make a cute blonde? I, Corrine Rose Longhofer, thought of willing one important object, but on second thought, in my better judgment, decided not to and just will my judgment in choosing men to Anne Burkholder. I hope Anne's choice turns out to be as true as mine. The question is, nls he really true?n I, Imogene Coleen Mathiot, will my winning ways with boys to Georgia Wdate baitn Christensen. I hope Georgia can make up her mind quicker than I have, I, Leona Mae Mohn, will my favorite seat in my favorite class, American History, to Richard Call. I hope Richard will like it better than I have. I, Donna Darlene Powell, will my beautiful red hair to Donna Claire Miesse. I hope you don't break as many combs and brushes as I did. I, Lucille Marie Ruby, will my job at the Owl Car to Darlene Zellers. I hope she makes as many acquaintances as I have. I, Norma Jean Sandwell, will my prospective b other-in-law, Harold Dean Hansen, to my sister, Lucy, so there will be closer family relations. I, Donald Dean Schlotz, and I, Clyde June Hiebert, will our motorcycle to Bob Reinke and Max Merrill. Maybe you can install some venetian blinds for the country roads. I, Anita Seifert, will my redheaded beau, Charles Gutsch, to my sister, Faith, in hope of char- ity. I, Janice Marilyn Socolofsky, will my ability to yell in people's ears to Darlene Richmond. I hope Darlene will be as happy at it as I have been. I, Alta Arlene Stenzel, willingly leave Dean Waddell to Donna Jean Christensen. Please take good care of his P-coat. , Sylvia Marie Stika, will m boy friend in every town to Virginia Geis-sooner or later there have to be some changes made. I, Phyllis Joan Suffield, will my graceful swing to Loretta Conyers. I hope it works for you as it has for me. I, Dale Wayne Vogel, will my interest in the farm to John Blankley and his great lover, Phyllis Larsen. I hope they will raise a good crop. I, Vernon LeRoy Vogel, will my newly acquired wolfishness to lahlon Wheeler. He really doesn't need it but we are sure he won't kick about it. I, Dale Allen Weyand, will my car to Donald Dody for he will love to have a chance to honk at all the pretty girls. If these articles are not claimed in 30 days they may be turned in for the court expenses. Signed--The Senior Class of 19147 10 I. heads. I, I,

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ZPMMW Mr. Jantz, our science enthusiast and class sponsor, who has been secretly experiment- ing with his atomic powered rocket ship which he intended to send to the moon, climbed into it the other day to make a few adjustments and the darn thing went off, hurling itself and Mr. Jantz into space. Arriving on the moon, Mr. Jantz decided to get out and explore the place. He came to a cave which had a very large door. Hearing a voice within singing, W0pen the door, Richardu, he opened it. Within he found the world traveler and prophet, Kilroy. Knowing Kilroy's marvelous occult powers, he asked him what the class of NLYW would be doing in the next 25 years. Kilroy said, quote, 'Rose Marie Avery, Juanita Gutsch and Jerry Johnson are the famous Weyand Moon Models, developed by dieting on green cheese and moonmist produced by Bill Griggs. Dolores Edmunds is now the second Betty Grable of Hollywood. Her producer and manager, owner of the H.G.M. Corporation, is none other than Vernon Vogel. Jim Garrison has now developed a figure associated with his business. He has taken over the Falstaff Brewery Corporation having the central office located at Marion, Kansas, the home of the U.N.O.. His silent co-owner is Norma Jean Province. The Ice Capades Revue of 1972 stars Leona Mohn, a second Sonja Henie, and her skating quartette, the 'Icelites', composed of Katherine Heerey, Nadine Hett, Margaret Pientka, and Lucille Ruby. They are now appearing in Paris while making their world tour with their mag- nificent and outstanding performances. Harry Haas is now flying his non-stop daily rocket patrol to the moon. His space wife and hostess, the former Donna Powell, assists him with his spectacular manner by seating each male occupant comfortably. Jean Hagans and Don Schlotz, having ended their ten year feud by burying the hatchet in Case's skull, have recently purchased the children's home at Newton to be occupied by them and their many children. Ruth Holub has taken the place of the ever famous Aunt Jemima with her 'Aunt Rufie's Do lix'. Dale Vogel, who has been an understudy of the Mayo B others for the last 13 years, is now stationed at the recently completed Marion Hospital as chief surgeon. His major opera- tion being the opening of ether cans. Wanda Ireland went to India to play with the Cobra's. She is now the famous snake charmer of the Universe. K 1 Cleo Kline is now at the bottom of the ocean looking for a mere man. There she ran in- to Earl Janzen who has taken the place of King Neptune watching the drain plug in the bottom of the ocean and watching Coleen Vogel, the newest mermaid in the sea. Alta Stenzel and Ruth Klein have recently purchased Ringling B os. Barnu and Bailey world famous circus after working their way up from the fat woman and tatoo lady, respec- tively. Imogene Mathiot, who always had five or six men on the string, has started a private railroad to Mexico. She visits there once a year to trade her old husband in for a new one. Corrine Longhofer has just joined Allen Hein in their crusade to resurrect the Holy Roller Religion. Corrine's main purpose is reducing while Allen is a firm believer. Phyllis Suffield, being a curious woman of the world, has taken over Hedda Hopper's colu n on Norma Jean Sandwell's television program, 'You Shoot-Awe Runn. Clyde Heibert, working in the U.S. lint at Denver, decided to quit. Parting with the words, quote, WAs soon as I get my press together I intend to set up a business of my own! Anita Seifert, the blues singer of the famous Stika's Dew Drop Inn, being worried about his miserly ways, roped him in and sings, 'All that glitters is not gold but partly diamondsl' Janice Socolofsky is now in charge of the Marion County Poor Farm where she lives among her two-toned cats. They are white cats with a black stripe and are the only cats in the world who have the odor of rose water instead of the old fashioned polecat juice. Our for- mer sponsor and usic director, Miss Hawhecker, who has recently joined Janice in her re- search, is acting as business manager and is attempting to find a market for these marvelous creatures. As yet, she has been unsuccessful in this for these animals at times return to their native conditions.' Unquote. lr. Jantz then gathered up the notes he had been taking and closed the door, bidding Kilroy farewell. He got back into his rocket ship, made a few more adjustments, and ret n- ed home presenting me with this document I have just finished reading -6 5 ff . . x 74 4 qw. r ev , 9 J

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