Marine City High School - Mariner Yearbook (Marine City, MI)

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To JIM RICHARDSON ao hie hair may never be dry, we leave this bottle of hair oil. To JOYCE ROBB we give vou this gun to go out and rob youreelf a bank. To CECELIA RUEMENAPP, who gave up dating for Lent, we give this crate of dates. To EDNA SCOTT, who Is going to college, we give her this suitcase to carry her books in. LAWRENCE TAYLOR, who Is always saving his money, we give Mm this penny bank. To F RE I DA VOISIN we give this muscle builder so that she may not be pushed around the halls any longer while she Is In school. THELMA RECOR, whom everyone calls Tubby, we give her this Rye Krlsp. For HAROLD SMITHS hair we leave this complete set of curlers so that your hair will always be curly. To JOLLIE FAIRFIELD, who Is so stylish, we give this cooy of Vogue To DAVID FAUCHER, whom everyone calls Junior, we leave this pair of rompers. To ESTHER HUND, who usually gets A 8, we give you this E. To CATHERINE CHRISTY, who lives on the other side of the town and who has a long way to walk, we give you this Dalr of roller skates. To STANLEY WIDDAS we give you this course of muscle building by Charles Atlas. To GLADYS HINTZMAN, whose beau has gone In the service, we give her this heart to keeo you company. To KENNETH SPICER, the quietest boy In the class, we give you this rattle. Now make some noise. To THERESA GRIFFOR, who Is always running up and down stairs with ninth hr. slips, we give you this order for an escalator. To BEVERLY GROFF, who Is always looking for outside Interests, we give you this bus ticket to St. Clair. To HELEN HORN so your personality will always be glowing we leave you this light bulb. To BILL GALVIN we leave this peace pipe to pass between him and Peggy during one of their friendly arguments. To help JOHN HOLLAND make his speeches we give him this soap box to stand on. We ' ve noticed HARVEY JENSEN carrying his lunoh in a bag so we give him this lunch pail. To BILLETTA KLIEMANN we leave this muffler to keep her quiet.

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CLASS GIFTATORY We, the class of 1947 present to the Seniors of 46 these days? 8 ° f remembrancee 80 the Y ®ay always remember their happy school B EH ? e Slye our deepest sympathy and this handy club to defend and protect herself from LinueJ J selUnff BENEDICT (the super-sales girl), who worked so herd selling magazines, we give this free Issue of True Story. ho, tioueewlfe-.RUTH BROWN, we give this handy big red box of Duz to help Lawrence with the dishes. ve BILE BARMAN, who has always looked up to hie classmates, we for uw r.S“f m! «Mol f a»“a U ° ° “ ™ look a ° ' » b. tr ll “■ wo „ I? 8 unlor Class gives BILL DANNEELS (our future undertaker) hie very first case to practice on. To ROY DAWN we give this engagement ring so he may fulfill nls promises of getting engaged after graduation! whintT. D0DGE ' , the ietest girl In the class, we leave this whistle so she can make some noiee. this copy h of m Isqurre? 10 th ® Senl ° r Cla88 ’ MELVIN FAHS ' we £lve doe houa« e fn AWRE JJ CE DeC0U Is getting married so we give him this dog-house in case he may need it. this battery SMITH ’ our ou t-door loud speaker system, we give y Vnn T ° PEQGY NET ZE L we give you this dynamite to blow up the dooI room, so you may keep better tab on Bill. career° MON..IER we leave this shorthand pad to start her secretarial tube o°f Pepeodent! Wlth P ereonallt y 8 H 8 we leave her this To MARY RUTH PHILLIPS, the class baby, we leave this bottle. increaee hls thl8 ArthUr Murray DanC8 BooE to For TODDY THOMPSON ' S vocal chords we give her this atomizer. To JOHN ARGITIS we give this can of Slmonlze for his shiny new car To RALPH MOLDENHAUER for those embarrassing moments when your face turn 8 so red. We leave you this box of face powder. h NELSON, who has always 6old defense stanros, we give her this book of stamps. 6 fo SHIRLEY PRYCE we leave this box of stationery to write Johnny at college, so he may never be lonesome.

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To the friendliest lad of the senior class, LOUIE LOZON, we give him this book, How to wir friends and influence peoole, so that he may always be so popular. To GERTRUDE MERRILL, the gal who always comolalns of her aches and pains, we leave her this pain oil, so that she may suffer no more. To DON MEYER, who we hear is going to college, we leave this dictionary to study from. To FRED TYLER we leave this red car to speed to St. Clair in. Margaret Donaldson CLASS ROOM ANTICS Mr. Pf ingst 1 s favorite motto- To be successful financially money plays a great part. MlflB Baird- Now pass your papers to the end of the row and have a carbon sheet under each one so I can correct all the mistakes at once. Miss DeJong- Why was It thundering and lightening during the opening scene of Macbeth? Bill Galvin- Maybe It was raining. Mr. Jones- What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride? Jean Lozon-Whoa. ' Mr. Plummer- Who was the first man? Freddie McLouth-Washlngton Mr. Plummer- No, the first man was Adam. Freddie M. - Oh, I suppose he was If your going to take In foreigners. Mr. Dresser- (Jive the function of the stomach. Student- It holds up petticoats. Mr. Marsa— What Is the spinal column? Student- The spinal column Is a long bunch of bones where the head sits on top and you sit on the bottom. Mr. Jones- Who said Give me liberty or give me death? Bob McCollleter- Solomon, because he had 700 wives. Mr. Jones- Who officiates when the President dies? Snuffy- The undertaker. Miss DeJong- What Is chivalry? John Holland- That ' s what you feel when you get cold. Johnnie Anderson- I wonder, was Oeorge Washington as honest as they say he was? Miss Baird- I tell you Oeorge was the most honest man that was ever born. Johnnie- Then how come they close the banks on his birthday? Roy Dawn to a St . Clair chick- Pardon me, but I ' m writing a telephone directory. May I have your number? Yes, I suppose so, I should flunk most of them, replied Mr. Jones.