Marine City High School - Mariner Yearbook (Marine City, MI)

Text from Pages 1 - 116 of the 1922 volume:

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DEDICATION TO ISABELLE HANFORD TO A LIFE OF UNASSUMINQ SIMPLICITY AND OF QENEROUS SERVICE, WE LOV NQLY DEDICATE THIS BOOK - ISABELLE HANFORD C URING the past year the Senior Class of ' 22 has been preparing this book as their last endeavor in a literary way while still members of the Marine City High School. It has been our aim to make “The Mariner,” Volume Two, a real source of information and entertainment for all who read it. There are mis- takes — many of them, we suppose — but they are all of the head and not of the heart. Unlike most other work which a good live class as a whole usually does to raise money for entertainments, commencement exercises, etc., this publication has been prepared by us without any thought of financial gain, but rather to put all into it possible, with our limited resources, both in quantity and quality. We have succeeded, I believe, in a measure at least; now we await the verdict of you, the reader, and this verdict we await in confidence. 1 o the Senior ( ' lass of ’2,‘l we leave the work begun last year and carried on by us to be continued, so that 1922 - MARINER - 1922 tlllllllllllHMtlltWIIIIIIIHIIIIHHtlHHIIlllllIHlIIIIIIIHWIMWHIIIIIHIIIIM BOARD OF EDITORS Editor-in-Chief . . . . Walter Barkey Assistants : Jokes and Snapshots Margaret McKinney Cover Design George Crow Quotations . Violet Shaw Business Manager Norene Bushaw Assistants . Frederick Holmes, Doris Morse, Payne Saph, Alma Horton Literary Editor •. Florence W ' onsey Assi stants : Marion Burrows, Eleanor Smith, Marie Baker, Laura McRae, Adaline Foster, Florence Weng, Edna Wissman, Ruby Bedford Art Editor . Theodore Young Assistants Jack Perrin, Donald Ackley Boys’ Athletics Editor Elmer Holland Assistant . Charles Holland Girls’ Athletics Editor Rowena Joure Assistants Mildred Arnold, Helen Joure Typists .... Florence Wonsey, Marie Baker, Helen Joure Critic . Miss Hanford CONTRIBUTORS Joseph Miller Florence Weng Rowena Joure Norene Bushaw Edith Hopson Walter Baird Hazel Folkerts Terrence Conlin Stanley Thomas Dorothy McCausland Warner Westrick Mae Horton Helen Scott Ruth May Mr. H. B. Thompson Walter Barkey Florence W onsey Eleanor Smith Marion Burrows Marie Baker Adaline Foster Elmer Kerston Doris Morse Violet Shaw George Crow Margaret McKinney Helen Joure Alma Horton 7 SUPT. H. B. THOMPSON “One who never turned his hack, but marched breast forward.” — Browning. 8 Illtlllllllillillllllllllllllllltllllllltlflllilllllllllllllllllllll :iiiiimiiintiiii! 19 2 2 19 2 2 MARINER lltllllllliillllilllllllllllllUlllltltll!lll!lllllllllliilllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllillllllllllilll!llllllttl FACULTY Vernon P. Pierce, Principal of Sr. High Ypsilanti Science ( Physical ) Lucille N. Conrad, Principal of Jr. High Western State Normal Mathematics Isabelle Hanford University of Michigan English and Amer. History Grace E. Travis University of Michigan History and Languages Ethel Abbott Western State Normal English Norma Pierce Ypsilanti Science (Natural) Juva Beeman Ypsilanti English and Public Speaking Ada M. Kline Western State Normal Commercial Ethel Cottrell Ypsilanti Manual Training Iva M. Hooper Ypsilanti Mathematics Martin J. Lefler Michigan Agricultural College Civics and History Leonard R. Vear Michigan Agricultural College History and Civics Edith E. Mason Michigan Agricultural College Domestic Science and Art Eva Wood Ypsilanti Music and Art BOARD OF EDUCATION H. A. Smith Charles Mann S. C. McLouth Dr. A. B. Armsbury H. E. Doyle 19 2 2 lllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllliliillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll iiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiiitiiiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim MARINER - 1922 IlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllUltltllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllim OUR TEACHERS Doris Morse Thompson is boss of everyone here, — From Freshmen down to our teachers dear. He’s our superintendent as you’ve probably guessed, And though he is often considered a pest, Of all superintendents, we think lie’s the best. When to V. P. P. I pen these lines My tho’ts are dark with gloom — To think of the good times you’ve spoiled, The many plots that you have foiled By barring us from Miss Hanford’s room! As wise as an owl does Miss Hanford look As she peers at us over her English book. And much like an owl does she sound, too, When, fixing her gaze directly on you, She asks, “Who wrote this poem? Who? Who?” If you go to the library, stifle your pep; Miss Travis is watching your every step. And always be sure that you have a pass, For she’s willing to leave her history class To “collar” a naughty laddie or lass. Miss Conrad must (as some have said) Have rows of eyes quite ’round her head. For there’s nought occurring but what she sees, And if we but whisper, wink, or sneeze, She says, “Just take the front seat, please !” Our commercial teacher, Ada Kline, Is rather small, but mighty fine! She keeps jazz music near at hand To speed her pupils, and to make Her typists literally “beat the band.” peculiar woman is Mrs. Pierce, For her taste, you’ll admit, is something fierce. She’d rather dissect a frog. Or pickle a fish, Than cook her husband a toothsome dish ! In Miss Hooper’s classes you cannot rest, She makes you work vour very best. And if you don’t, you’ll run aground. For she teaches subjects quite profound, — Why squares are square, and circles round. Lefler’s discovered the fountain of Youth Tho’ he looks to be thirty — honest truth ! He coaches, then dances where all flappers flap ; Then he’s late in the morning — the reason mayhap Is because he won’t forfeit his beauty nap. Miss Mason’s a wonder, there’s no mistake; All sorts of goodies she can bake — Bread, pies, cookies, beans or cake. But we warn young men to keep away, For her rolling-pin’s always on hand, they say ! Miss Abbott has a sunny smile, And seems good natured all the while. But if to this you should cry, “Nay!” You must not blame her anyway — She teaches Freshmen every day. With Mrs. Beeman we must dispense; To retain her longer is needless expense. Do you know what she’s doing? When you know you will balk — She’s teaching the f irls in our high school to talk ! An accident’s happened, I see! And it’s just as sad as sad can be. Our teacher of Art, Struck by Cupid’s dart. From school life, they tell me, is about to depart. Down in the basement, in Miss Cottrell’s room All small boys love to linger. t Thev are waiting in vain To hear her complain When she pounds, not wood, but her finger. Major Farrell oft finds that he must Marshal his forces to battle with dust. So it’s dust Major Farrell does greatly abhor. And he stations a guard at every door To prevent you from bringing in any more. 10 . 11 ELMER KERSTEN Boys’ Athletic Editor; Class Pres. ’22; Foot- ball ’18. ’19, ’20: Basket Ball ’21 ; Base Ball ’19, ’20, 21 ; Track ’21 : Literary Society ’21 : “Cherry Blossoms”; “Mikado”; Y.M.C.A. T9, ’20, ’21, ”22; Leader “Royal” Younger Boys’ “Y” Group; State Conference ’22. “We live by admiration, hope, and love ” FLORENCE WONSEY Literary Editor ; Y. W. C. A. ; Campfire Girls ’21, ’22. “ Ability involves responsibility.” NORENE BUSHAW Business Manager Mariner; Class Secretary T9; Class Vice-Pres. ’20; Vice-Pres. Literary Society ’21; Drama Society ’22; “Cherry Blos- soms”; Chorus T8, T9, ’20; Pres. Y. W. C. A. ’22; Leader “Fresh” Girls, “Y” Group. “ Good humor is goodness and wisdom combined ” t LAURA McRAE Literary Staff. “She has natural, wise sincerity, a simple truthfulness ” 12 WALTER BAR KEY Editor-in-chief Mariner; Class Pres. ’20; Literary Society ’20, ’21 (Pres. ’21); Football ’20, ’21, ’22 (Capt. ’22) ; Basket Ball ’22; Cross Country Team ’20, ’21 ; Track ’20; Y. M. C. A. ’20, ’21, ’ 22; Pres. County “Y” Conference; ’22; Vice-Pres. St. Clair County Council; Winner of “All Around Efficiency Cup” at State Camp,” HAYO-WENT-HA, ’22; Leader “Pio- neer” Younger Boys “Y” Group ’22. “And still they looked and still the wonder grew That one small head could carry all he knew MARGARET McKINNEY Board of Editors; Class Secretary T9; Liter- ary Society ’21; “Mikado”; “Cherry Blos- soms.”. “Blushes cannot be counterfeited .” GEORGE CROW Board of Editors; Class Treasurer T9, ’22; Y. M. C. A. T9, ’20, ’21, ’22 (Pres. Pioneer Y” ’20) ; HAYO-WENT-HA ’22; State Old- er Boys’ “Y” Conference ’22; County Confer- ence T9. ’20, ’21, ’22; County Camp T9, ’20; Leader “Indian” Younger Boys’ “Y” Group ’22. Common sense is very uncommon .” VIOLET SHAW Board of Editors; Class Vice-President ’22; Y. W. C. A. ’22; Chorus ’20. “A blithe heart makes a blooming visage .” U MARIAN BURROWS Literary Staff; Class Secretary ’22; Y.W.C.A. ' 22; Campfire Girls ' 21, ' 22; Chorus ’19, ’20; “Cherry Blossoms.” “Blushing beauties of a modest maiden ” RUBY BEDFORD Literary Staff. “ Nothing . at times, is more impressive than silence ” CHARLES HOLLAND Boys’ Athletic Staff; Football ’17, ’18, ’19, ’20, ’22; Basket Ball ' 18, ’19, ’20, ’21 (Capt. ’20); Baseball ’19, ’20, ’21 (Capt. ’19) ; Track T9, ’20, ’21; “Cherry Blossoms”; Y.M.C.A. T9, ’20, ’21, ’22; Leader “Pheasants” Younger Boys’ “Y” Group. “A loving heart is the truest wisdom.” ! ROWENA JOURE Girls’ Athletic Editor; Basket Ball. (Capt. ’22); Drama Society ’22; Campfire Girls ’21, ’22 (Vice-Pres. ’22) ; Y. W. C. A. ’22. “Gentle in method , resolute in action .” 14 15 MILDRED ARNOLD Athletic Staff; Basket Ball ’20, ’21 (Capt. ’21). ‘7 could be better if I would, But it ' s awful lonesome being good.” HELEN JOURE Athletic Staff ; Typist. ‘7 always get the better when I argue alone ” JACK PERRIN Art Staff ; Football ’20, ’21 ; State Conference ’22; Leader Bonnie Bovs” Younger Boys •Y’ Group ’22. I begin nothing without considering what the end may be” ALMA HORTON Business Staff ; Chorus 78, 79. “A contented tiCart is an even sea in the midst of all stornt ' ' MARIE BAKER Literary Staff; Typist; Chorus ’20; “Cherry Blossoms.” ' 7 do ivcll and ri ght and let the zoo rid sink.” ADALINE FOSTER Secretary and Treasurer 71; Basket Ball ’21, ’22; Y. W. C. A. ’22; Campfire Girls (Pres. ’22) ; Drama Society ’22. “Benevolent people are always cheerful” THEODORE YOUNG Art Editor of Mariner; Vice-Pres. T9; Pres, of “Pioneer Y” T9; Cross Country ’20, County “Y” Camp T9, ’20; (Capt.) Reserves Basket Ball ’22; County “Y” Conference T9, ’20. “Rather a handy man to have around” I FLORENCE WENG Literary Society ’21; Literary Staff; Campfire Girls ’21 ; Drama Society ’22; Y. W. C. A. ’22; Basket Ball ’20, ’21, ’22; Chorus T9, ’20. “Good cheer is no hindrance to a good life.” DORIS MORSE Business Staff ; Y. W. C. A. ' 22. What she dares to dream of she dares to do.” ELEANOR SMITH Literary Staff; Campfire Girls ' 21, ' 22; Y. W. C. A. ' 22. “Fields are won by those who believe in the winning” DONALD ACKLEY Art Staff. “He wears the rose of youth upon him. EDNA WISSMAN Literary Staff : Literary Society ' 21 ; Drama Society ' 22 ; Chorus ' 20 ; Y. W. C. A. ' 22. “It is well to think well; it is divine to aet well ” 17 PAYNE SAPH Business Staff ; Class Pres. ’21 ; Football ’20, ’21 ; Y. M. C. A. Enjoying the present day is my motto ' FREDERICK HOLMES “Belief is not a matter of choice hut of con- viction ' OUR WATCHWORD FOR THE FUTURE “Let me but do my work from day to day, In field or forest, at the desk or loom, In roaring market place or tranquil room. Let me but find jt in my heart to say, When vagrant wishes beckon me astray — 4 Phis is my work ; my blessing, not my doom ; Of all who live, I am the due by whom This work can best be done in the right way.’ ” — Henry van Dyke. 18 19 2 2 iiiiiniiiiiiniiifiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiititiiiMiiiiiiiuiiiii 19 2 2 MARINER lllllllllllllllllilllllllllilllllllll OUR CLASS HISTORY Marian Burrows and Eleanor Smith Jt was in the early fall of 1918, that Alma Mater gazed wearily upon the four small boys that stood before her. Her gaze softened and her heart swelled with pride as it rested on the smallest child, “1922.” He was a lad of perhaps fourteen years, with soft blue eyes that twinkled with laughter, and a broad, high forehead, above which an abundance of dark brown hair curled gently backward. His mouth was rather large, but well proportioned, and his chin denoted a decidedly strong character. He was somewhat tall for his years, and gave one the impres- sion of future size and strength, but especially of intelligence. When his older brothers strutted boldly into the Senior High, leaving him alone and uncertain which way to go, Alma Mater, with an affectionate smile, came forward, and taking him bv the hand, led him upstairs to the Junior Assem- bly Room, where she found him a seat into which he settled contentedly. As he gazed around at the other assembled grades, his eyes wide with intelligence. Alma Mater predicted great things of him. Mow swiftly the days, weeks and months flew by for little “1922.” The weeks brought endless classes, one after another, the months, tests, of which he had a very great dread; but he still faced a more profound dread in the semester exams, which like a phantom looming up in the distance, was paralyzing him with fear. A mighty struggle ensued, but when the horizon cleared it was plain to be seen that his artful dodging had won him the battle. Encouraged by the continual praise of Alma Mater and her assistants, he faced a new problem with undaunted courage. It was indeed a huge problem for so small a boy to tackle. It was none other than the settlement of petty grievances which had arisen between his older brother “1921” and himself. I be duel was a difficult one. He struggled with his brother in a Flag-rush and a Tug of War, but the victory having been announced in his favor, he eagerly turned his attention to sports and social activities. These pleasures were greatly encouraged by Alma Mater as a diversion from the daily grind of study. Little “1922” entered into the course of events so whole- heartedly that he scarcely thought of the rapid advance of finals that would soon overtake him. But the awakening came quickly, and the sight of the phantom with whom he had struggled before stirred in him a desire for success. He delved into his studies with renewed vigor, and when the exams finally appeared, the phantom passed him by unnoticed. Soon Miss June arrived with her mysterious lures for small boys. The swim- ming pool with all its fascinations seemed to call little “1922,” but he was still held by unbreakable bonds -the receiving of the verdict on his first year of high school. At last the day came when he was free to follow his own desires and the call of vacation, and lie eagerly passed from his first year of high school into that enchanted land where he was to spend two long months. The fall advanced, and school days returned all too quickly for “1922.” What a remarkable change the summer had wrought upon him. He had grown like a weed and also had attained much of the Red Man’s hue. His other brothers, with 19 19 2 2 MllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltHIIIIIII M A R lltlllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllH I N E R - 19 2 2 wonder, observed his attitude of superiority, but there was a reason for his pride; it was to be his first year in Senior High. Still greater was the amazement of his teachers, for his mind had broadened to such an extent that he now realized the importance of his studies and turned to them diligently. Many long evenings did he spend in company with his Modern History and Geometry texts — his greatest trials; indeed, if it had not been for the patient help of Alma Mater, he would have given up in despair. On, on he plodded through the ever-shortening days, each bringing nearer mid-winter and its continuous round of pleasure, d his year “1922 ' ’ took a prominent place in social activities, do- ing his part in entertaining and accepting with pleasure the invitations extended to him. To be sure they were numerous, for hardly a month went by without leaving pleasant memories of its many parties. Not only parties but also athletics held his interest. Eagerly, with eyes full of hope and admiration, he watched the games progress, hoping that some day he might himself be a participant. With this aim in view he faithfully attended both practices and games until, near the end of the first semester, he was awarded a place on the second team. As a result of “1922’s” diligence, when the mid-winter examinations drew near, he saw only the shadow of th formerly dreaded phantom, which glided by, leaving the highest of traces, and even these were forgotten in the increasing tumult of the second semester. Social activities, studies, and sports kept him busy, but soon interest in these gave way to baseball and track. Closely following these fascinations came Sopho- more finals and the rush of Commencement. At this stage of his high school life “1922” was informed of an old tradition which made it his duty to decorate for his older brother’s Baccalaureate Service. This done, and having won in a slight stru £gl e over finals, he was again free for two happy months. August the 30th — . ith a gasp “1922” looked around him. Autumn days were ushering in his third year of high school. But he was all too anxious to re- turn. for he realized that this year was to have a great influence on his future life. He also anticipated many social activities in which he had a very great interest. Thus it was with renewed vigor that he again entered the high school and started to work with a will knowing that he would be well compensated for his efforts. The first social event that claimed his attention was a Hallowe’en party given at the McLouth Hall for the entertainment of his brothers and himself. This was in the form of a Masquerade, and many different characters were cleverly repre- sented. Next came basket-ball, which he carefully interspersed with hi’s school work, so as not to devote too much time to either. 1 his year he was again to take a prominent place in basket-ball, baseball and track. In fact, the whole year was so crowded with events that it closely resembled a pre-arranged progitim instead of a regular school year. Shortly before the close of the first semester “1922” was requested by his older brother, 1921, to have his picture taken for the Senior Annual, which was being rushed to completion. When this was accomplished he had time to listen to the warnings of Alma Mater, who, anxious for his welfare and success deemed it wise to remind him of the nearness of semi-annuals. Heeding her warnings, he made hurried preparation, and passed with fair success. 1 he first few weeks of the second semester passed quickly and with no event of importance, but one morning “1922,” starting to school, heard the sound ot the hre whistle and, thinking this sound more attractive than that of the school iiiniiiiiiifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! 20 19 2 2 lllllllllilllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MARINER iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 19 2 2 bell, joined the crowd going to the fire. Behold! It was the High School Gymna- sium ! Excitement reigned in the high school proper, many students visiting the scene of action. By noon Alma Mater had regained her control and classes pro- ceeded on schedule. The demolished “Gym” was the chief topic ot discussion and interest for many days, and “1922” received much credit for rescuing the moving picture machine that had been purchased by the teachers for the benefit of the school. A new building had to be provided for the four grades that had lost their school home. The Board of Education ordered portable schools to be built back of the main building, which “1922” and his companions ridiculed, calling them “chicken coops,” “ warts,” and other disrespectful terms, much to the disgust of Alma Mater. Spring came, bringing new difficulties, and “1922’s” thoughts were turned to finances, deciding him to stage an entertainment. After great deliberation he chose to give a motion picture, “Judith of Bethulia,” and as an extra feature, Harold Lloyd in “An Ocean Voyage” This entertainment was a great success. Soon, another money-making scheme was planned in the form of a May Queen contest. Each class was instructed to choose a candidate for Queen Ballots were bought from “1922,” and cast in favor of the buyer’s choice, Alma Buckler Freshmen candidate, being elected. Combining the proceeds of the two, “1922,” was enabled to entertain “1921” by taking him on an excursion to Tashmoo Park, where they spent a happy day, which will always be pleasantly remembered. This year, as in his Freshman year, the phantom of examinations was looming up in the distance, even larger and more terrible than before. But “1922” was so preoccupied and interested in preparations for his older brother’s commencement that he neither heeded nor feared it. With a frightful velocity the phantom swooped down on him and passed by, leaving him much weakened, but, because of this experience, he was better fitted for his last year in high school. The phantom gone and the pomp of graduation over, “1922” passed into his last vacation before his own commencement. It was a very different “1922” that returned to school for his last year. He was a true Senior in every sense of the word, and well fitted for all the duties that the year was to bring him. To be sure these were numerous, but he had antici- pated difficulty and was looking forward to a year filled with hard work. After the first few weeks had passed, and he had become accustomed to the daily pro- grams, he started what was to be his main project during the first semester, the publishing of a Senior Annual, named “The Mariner.” Being a difficult task, it required much time and thought, leaving little time for pleasure, yet he found time for the important social event of the year — a Hallowe’en Masquerade, which was given at the Odd Fellow’s Hall, “1922’s” younger brother “1923” carrying off the honors on this occasion. Another of “1922’s” big problems being “Finance,” he decided to conduct a most successful candy sale, in which he was aided by the co-operation of Alma Mater and her assistants. But, having profited by his experiences, “1922” gave this and other fascinations only second place in his thoughts and was not to be lured from his studies, even when the twenty-fifth of December drew near, with the accustomed week of vacation ; he was looking still farther ahead to the time of semester exams, seeing the phantom which always accompanied them. Christ- 1ttflll|l|l!ill!ltHllllllllllllUlt|llllllll!llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll||||||||if||||||||||||||||||!|||in 19 22 - MARINER - 1922 intiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,iiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!iiiiiiii mas came quickly, and during the week of vacation the most important social event of the first semester took place, in the form of a dancing party given by the “Class of 1921.” The next few weeks passed swiftly, and the Semi- Annuals were upon him-. But, as a result of his foresight, “1922” had nothing to fear. This time he did not even see the dreaded phantom, but passed unhaunted into the home stretch of his High School Life. Before he realized, April was at hand, and “1922” was en- tertained at a “J” Hop, by his younger brother, “1923.” During this time “1922” was always to be seen poring over his books and the material for the Annual — now nearing completion. At last the day of publication came, and “The Mariner” was widely read and praised, bringing much credit to “1922.” 1 hen came Finals, but to these “1922” gave but passing thought, as his inter- est was centered mainly on Commencement, the goal for which he had been work- ing for four long years. All too soon the day came, and taking a sad farewell of Alma Mater and her assistants, he passed from the High School where he had spent so many happy days. But as he went, he looked half -regretfully back and realized as never before how much Alma Mater had done for him, and there re- solved that his commencement would be not an ending, but a beginning of the good things he would do to aid the future generations of Alma Mater. imiiiiimiiiiuiiii 19 2 2 iiiiliiiiiiiiittiiiiiimiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiititiiiiitiiiiiiiuiiiitiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiimiiuiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiitmi 1 9 2 2 - MARINE R THE MOVIE IN FAIRYLAND (Class Prophecy) Florence Weng — Florence Wonsey — Margaret McKinney Have you ever been in Fairyland? It is a wondrous place — a world robed in green grasses and gemmed with quaint flowers — a world of fairy creatures and blue sky. Every flower-cup may be a fairy’s boudoir and every mushroom a fairy’s dining-table. The gauzy-winged butterflies are their airships, and very often of a summer morning you may see the fairy rings their dancing feet have left in the fields and meadows. “I know whenever fairies pass, Because they lightly bend the grass; I never see them, so 1 think They must go by just when I wink.” Queen Buttercup rules this whole woodland kingdom, enforcing her teach- ings of kindness and happiness through the power of the elves, who work magic upon all the good folks of the kingdom. A festival is held each year and a special feature introduced. It is a gala affair, and all the fairies, at the command of the Queen, leave their work to attend. It was in the spring of 1 c 22 that the latest and greatest of these festivals was held, the predominating feature being a movie shown on a shimmering mist screen hung on the sweet-briar. Weeks before every fairy had been busily engaged in prepar- ation — fairy dressmakers hastily making gauzy gowns, little milliners sewing dainty stitches into flower bonnets, elfin cobblers fashioning lady-slippers for tiny tripping Jeet. A t last the day arrived, and every available butterfly was at hand to carry the fairies to their amphitheatre on a cool, shady knoll, bordering a rippling brooklet. By twilight apparently everyone in Fairyland had arrived, so crowded was the W oodland Theatre. The Queen, dressed in gossamer, dew-drop-trimmed, was al- ready seated on her throne. The fire-fly lanterns were turnd out, and all watched with eager anticipation as: FLORENCE WENG in “SCATTERED HEARTS” Scenario by Florence Wonsey Futurette Production Woodland Theatre flashed on the screen. Then the story opened showing FLORENCE WENG boarding a huge ocean liner at San Francisco. The fairies watch the ship, now, 23 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiniiiii iiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 19 2 2 M A R I N E iiiiiiii!iiiiii!iuiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiuiii:iiiiii!ittitniiuiiiuiiiiiifitBiiii R 19 2 2 in the fashion of the movies, seeing it from a distance getting well out to sea, now from the undulating deck, where the deck steward is placing FLORENCE’S deck chair to her satisfaction ; at the ringing of the gong the gavlv dressed pas- sengers crowd into the dining-room where FLORENCE, greatly to her surprise, meets MARIE BAKER, who is on her way to Panama to he private secretary to the governor of the Panama Canal Zone. The first stop of any importance is made at a Mexican seaport, where FLORENCE and MARIE join an expedition making a trip into the desert under the leadership of JACK PERRIN, who is gallantly devoting his life to smoothing the pathway of lady tourists and protecting them from wild beasts of the American desert — such as the thorny cactus, the deadly sage-brush, and the sprightly flea- So charming does he make the trip that they nearly lose the boat on their return, but, while the fairies hold their breath, they clamber on board, with JACK’S assistance, at the last moment. Passing to their staterooms, they are arrested by an announcement : Radiophone Concert CHARLES HOLLAND Will Sing Selections From the Opera “Hortcnse” This Evening I he next scene shows the passengers in evening attire listening to the con- cert in the grand salon. At its close a message of great scientific importance, just received by wireless, is announced stating that ALMA HORTON has at last unlocked a vast treasure in the Bahama Island as a result of finding the Florida Keys. The journey continues through the Panama Canal, where Marie leaves, and up the east coast, till on a certain sunny day the passengers are told that a small boat just sighted is laying an ocean cable from Charleston to Portugal. 1 he fairies watch FLORENCE crowding with the rest of the passengers to the rail till she makes out with her glass the wording of the sign on the boat : I THE BARKEY CABLE CONSTRUCTION CO. “Scattered Hearts” is evidently as false to real life as the average movie, as this ocean liner seems to have again changed its erratic course, for now they see it docking in the Bahamas. FLORENCE walks about the little seaport enrap- tured by the novel scenes. Suddenly her attention is caught by : 24 19 2 2 lllllllllllllll llllllllltlllllltllllillllllllSIlllllllllUlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIillMtliHlltltltllltllltlilllllttlllllltllllllllllllllMItllllUllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MARINER - 1922 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiMmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiMiiiiiuniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiirtiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiMHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiitiiiniHiiiiiiifiiiiiimiminin THE ARISTOCRACY Announces Its Candidate For Justice of the Peace DONALD ACKLEY Proprietor of the Sweetland Onion Plantation The ship then proceeds to New York City, and upon landing she sees a sign which reads : See the STATUTE of LIBERTY Take a Crow Ferry Trips Made Every Hour The woodland audience sees her hastening over to where a Cunard liner is docking. The gangplank is pushed out, and the first passenger to alight is a richly dressed woman whom she does not recognize until someone exclaims: “Ah! RUBY BEDFORD, ze famous Prima Donna! How exquisite! Tres chic! Tres celebre! Leaving RUBY, she buys a paper, returns to her boat, and settles down to read. Three items seem to be especially interesting to her. 1 he first is MARIAN BURROWS’ name at the top of the Society Column ; the second: FRED HOLMES Has Left For His Camp in the Adirondacks W here He Intends Com- piling a Dictionary. and the third, a card, she finds among the advertisements: Announcing The Grand Opening of NORENE BUSHAW’S Antique Shoppe .0008 Fifth Ave. 25 19 2 2 llllllltlltlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltlliill 19 2 2 MARINER ltllllll|llllllllllt||lllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!l!lllllll!lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltlllllllllllllllllllltllllll!llllllllillllllllllllltltllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllillllll , IIIIIIIIIHIIIl! Farther and farther north they travel. The fairies begin to shiver as great fields of ice appear. FLORENCE is seen in heavy furs at the rail reading an immense sign : T. YOUNG Hides and Furs Leave Your Hides With Me They go on. And now come the thrills, for even a movie in fairyland would be tame without them. The little audience fairly rise from their seats in appre- hension as they now watch a great iceberg drifting closer and closer to the ship. Will it strike? No, it is drifting past. But now they cover their eyes, for just as the great ship seems to have cleared it, they see that the propeller is caught. An S. O. S. call is now sent. At last an aeroplane with M. McKINNEY as pilot comes to the rescue. A few flickers, and they see MARGARET taking off the last passenger — FLORENCE — to a small Island far to the South, warmed by the Gulf Stream. Here FLORENCE, the typical movie heroine, nothing daunted by her recent exhausting adventure, sets out to explore the apparently uninhab- ited island, accompanied and guarded by MARGARET, the erstwhile pilot, when, to their surprise, they come upon a small clearing, in the center of which stands a log cabin. Cooking over an open fire in front of the cabin, a man — the typical movie hermit — whom they recognize as ELMER KERSTEN, is seen. They have a long visit with him, learning that, discouraged by the final one of a long series of love affairs, he had sought solitude on this island, “far from the madding” — flappers. Meanwhile workmen from the mainland had been repairing the boat, and on their return from the retreat of the hermit, ELMER (who refuses to return to civilization), MARGARET, the heroic bird-woman, flies away, while FLOR- ence returns to the ship to resume her strange voyage. But unfortunately, here, in true movie fashion, something goes wrong, so that nothing registers on the screen but flickers and flashes — to the disappointment of the little movie fans. When the picture finally clears up, they find the ship approaching Victoria Island in the Arctic Ocean. FLORENCE lands here and PAYNE SAPH leader of a Fiji Island Artie Expedition, which is here studying the blonde Eskimos of the region, tells FLORENCE: ‘‘You will find ROWENA JOURE giving SKIING Lessons on that hill over there; and when you stop in Hong Kong don’t fail to visit HORIS MORSE’S Curio Shoppe.” 11 IlllltniUllllilllllllf tlllUIIIIIIIII I III llllltlllll IIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBIMIIIIMIIIIIHIIillllllllllHIIIIIIIilMIMIIIIIIIIIIIMHMIlllMIIIIBMIlIHlMWIIMBIBiMIdlHMMMIIIMII lUIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIttlllllllllllllllHIlUIIM 1922 - MARINER - 1922 But somehow they seemed to have missed Hong Kong, for the next stop finds them on the equator at the Island of Borneo, and among those strange tropic scenes FLORENCE finds ADALINE, a missionary. Four or five thousand miles being nothing in the movies, especially in Fairyland, the ship is now seen stopping at Honolulu. Immediately upon landing, FLORENCE is seen buying a ticket : CONCERT Hawaiian Orchestra MILDRED ARNOLD Conductor ette Admission 5c And now at last the ship once more lands at San Francisco, and a little later the heroine is seen hoarding the Sante Fe Limited, homeward bound. Two poultry ranchers returning from the California State Fair sitting in front of her are talking of the Fair, when one says : “My neighbor, EDNA WISSMAN, took lirst prize on her entries at the Poultry Show to-day-” At Cripple Creek, HELEN JOURE, now a sheriff, boards the train taking a prisoner. Jack Strawe — the famous airplane bandit, terror of the west for the past five years — to the penitentiary. She stands in the aisle — her prisoner hand- cuffed to her wrist — gossiping with FLORENCE: “Did you know that LAURA McRAE is our Representative in Congress? She was elected because her stentorian voice was the only one in this district capable of being heard in the new Hall of Congress at Washington. Oh, yes ! and ELEANOR SMITH is catering to the elite of New York City through her beauty parlor on the Avenue.” FLORENCE spends Sunday in Chicago, where she attends a fashionable church to hear the highest paid singer in the city — VIOLET SHAW . 27 mini; 1922 - MARINER - 1922 llllllll!HJttUIII!lllll!llllll IMillHUMMIIMMMIIMIMMMMMMMMIMMMMMIMIHMMiMllllllMMIIIMMIIIM Having seen airships, luxurious ocean liners, and trans-continental trains, the fairies now behold the acme of the transportation world, the last word in rapid transit— a D. U. R. car— in which FLORENCE seats herself with a sigh of utter delight and goes rattling toward home. A delegation from the Republican Party meets her at the car in Marine City with a brass band to inform her that during her absence she had been elected Mayor of that thriving metropolis. “SCATTERED HEARTS” The End. Instantly the fire-fly lights went up, the hall was filled with murmurs of ap- proval, swift-flying butterflies buzzed off with their fairy freight, till at last all was silent in W oodland Theatre. I 19 2 2 MARINER llllllll! iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiituiiiiiiif 19 2 2 CLASS POEM Marie Baker In this jolly class of twenty-six, Both pleasure and work we like to mix. We’re always in for jolly good times Which you will see in the following rhymes. First there is Mildred — we all call her “Mid” — Upon whose head there’s never a lid; She’s a jolly good sport and full of fun, But this year it’s hard for her to run. Payne plans some day a lawyer to be Perhaps to plead cases for you and me. lie has plenty of wit and humor too, And there isn’t a thing he couldn’t do. When it comes to intelligence, Norene’s first, Tho for good times she’s an awful thirst. But in her lessons — my she’s good, For you never see her in a vacant mood. “Walt” Barkey, so tall, is our athlete, With whom no one can dare compete. In getting good marks, well “Walt’s” right there. E’en tho he has such brown curly hair. Marion is the girl with the eyes of blue, And difficult problems she always sees thru Her manners, too, are never at fault, And slangy phrases are locked in a vault. George is the treasurer of our class, So he takes care of all our cash. Oh ! yes, in his lessons he’s very smart Tho to a St. Clair girl he’s given his heart. Violet has -the eyes of brown. Upon her face there’s never a frown, For everyone she has a smile, Which surely makes life seem worth while. Elmer takes care of the Seniors’ trouble, And in his mind good suggestions bubble. It’s an honor to have such a president as he; We wish our president he could always be. IIIIIIIIIHIIIIllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllH 1922 - MARINER - 1922 VIIIII||!i: ,IIIIIiltllll|||Ill!llllllllllllllllllllllllllillUlllllllltll!l!llllltllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(IIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIlll!IIIIIIUIIIllllllllll!llllllllllllllltlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltnillllllllllllllH Helen is the one who makes us all laugh When, in class, with the teacher she has a spat ; Yet she ' s as good a girl as you have seen, And in her work is quite supreme. Margaret McKinney, our black-eyed Susan, Sometimes is caught in her classes “snoozin She can dance and tickle the ivories too, But she won’t tell the size of her shoe. Eleanor, one of our happy number, Is seldom caught in peaceful slumber. She is an “A” student in all her work, Because from it she’ll never shirk. Little Ted Young, so fat and so fair, Smoothing down his yellow hair ! If anything comical has been said. You may be sure it came from Ted. Jack Perrin is another such lad Whom no one ever has seen get mad. He’s jolly, smart, quick, and good; But he keeps his knowledge beneath his hood. Edna Wissmann is our country lassie Who’s never been known to get a bit sassy. She comes to school in her auto each day And so no carfare has to pay. Now Rowena, she’s a good old scout. Who in the fresh air does like to get out. To each and all she is a friend For of times to us her knowledge she’ll lend. A new member this year is Doris. Her last name you know is Morse. She has beautiful hair and lovely eyes, Which the boys’ll agree quite hypnotize. Another good member is “Chuck” Who always has the best of luck, For to graduate with class ’22, Is something none should regret to do. Alma, one of this merry class, Is a quiet, gentle sort of lass. She’s happy each hour as the days go by. Ne’er making a sound or uttering a sigh. tftiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiitttiiiiiiiiiiiiiim 1922 - MARINER - 1922 tiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Florence Wonsey’s the girl with the heart of gold. And not one lie has she ever told ; W hatever vocation she may choose. She’ll never lie down on the job and snooze. Fred? Oh, I suppose you all know him. He’s very intelligent, and tall and slim. His vocabulary is quite complete W hich no one yet has tried to beat. Laura McRae, so pretty and fair, W r ith her beautiful, soft and nut brown hair, A teacher says she would like to be ; Don’t take it from me, but wait and see. Ruby is one who has little to say And always does the things that pay. She tickles the typewriter kevs so fast M iss Kline can’t make the paper last. “Don” is a new member you see So to his career I haven ' t the key. Of knowledge, oh ! yes, he has a great store, So in his old age he’ll never be poor. Florence Weng is the girl who likes to talk. She also owns shares in laughing stock. Her work she always has well done, As promptly as the rising sun. Adaline is one of our good little girls, W ' ho sometimes wears her hair in curls. It’s a wonder that she isn’t late, Wrapping up buns and coffee cake. Marie has a sweet twinkling smile. And you’ll notice how jolly her style, But the thoughts of her lessons fade far, As she dreamily plays her Hawaiian guitar. f (F. Wonsey) To sum it all up I’m going to say, You’ll miss this class when it’s gone away. We ' re the pride of the dear old school you know (You’ll see I’m right in a year or so.) We hate to leave the school so dear. But of course we must in our Senior year. So here’s to the dear old school once more, May she always thrive as in days of yore. 32 ll!llllllllllll!llMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII||llllll!lilll|||||llllllll||||||l|||||||!|||||l|l|||||||il|||||||||||t||||H 1922 - MARINER - 1922 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiniiiiiiwiiiiiiiiiiiiii!imiiiiiiii THE GRADUATE Edith Hopson 23 With rose flushed face, in gown of white Our Senior stands Commencement night. We all applaud with one accord As she steps forth for her reward. We’ve been with her for twelve long years, Through work and play, through joys and fears; So now to you we’ll tell the tale Of how she worked through calm and gale. Her steps were slow as she drew nigh The fearful school with many a sigh — The school whose wonder seemed enhanced Three fold to her shy, childish glance. But boldly up the steps she went, And soon her head o’er tasks was bent. Since starting into school was o’er Her mind must fill with precious lore. The years speed by ; she’s near her goal ; Her name is first on honor’s roll. From Grades through High she’s led her class — This struggling, hne. enduring lass. Her school day’s o’er, she’ll face the World, A flag of Truth on high unfurled; She and her mates will strongly stand For truth and right and native land. Ullllllllllllll lllll!lllllllllllll!IHIIIIIII!l!llllll!l!lllll!!!ll|||||llli||||||||N 1922 - MARINER - 1922 nimu«iiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiii)iiit!tiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiitiiiiiitiiiniiiintiiii!iiiiiiiniiiiiiimitu� itiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu SENIORS OF ’22 Terrence L. Conlin ’23 Seniors of ’22! Mv, aren’t they wise? That you can see by the look in their eyes, The strut in their walk, and the tilt of their head ; (If I looked like those Seniors, I’d want to he dead.) Oh, my, how chesty! Don’t they know! The best-behaved class that e’er sat in a row. Ah, they’re all beauties, it’s well understood, And, of course, they are studious, generous, and good. What polish, what knowledge, what manners, what grace! They’re the pride and the joy of the whole human race, The peak of perfection to which we may rise, The noblest creations under the skies. They intoxicate you ; they capture your heart ; The boys are all handsome; the girls paint with art; Most other girls paint till they make you quite sick, But Senior girls use a mere touch of lip-stick. How modest, how cunning, these sweet little things! And, oh, they’re such angels that soon they’ll sprout wings To fly away with; and if you look sharp, You will see that each one has a halo and harp. We have never seen Seniors like these are before (And since we’ve seen these we don’t want any more) ; But don’t tell them that ; ’twould break many a heart ; Tell them we’re sorry to see them depart. Tell them we never can lie so smart ; ’Twill make them feel like X . Bonaparte To be told they are so wise and so bright That the marks they deserve would he high out of si ht. So let us endeavor to he as they’ve been, An honor to schools, a light before men; With honor diplomas triumphantly pass, Let us seek to be perfect like this Senior Class- IIIIII ' IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH 1922 - MARINER - 1922 LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1922 Adaline Foster We, the class of nineteen hundred and twenty-two, being of sound mind and memory, do make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament. You, and each o f you cited below, are required personally to be and appear before our class at the High School Auditorium, in the city of Marine City, in the county of St. Clair, in the state of Michigan, on the 32nd day of May next, at thirteen o’clock in the forenoon, then and there to attend the probate of the said last will and testament : and those of you who are under the age of sixteen years are required to appear by your guardian, if you have one: if you have none, ap- pear and apply for one to lie appointed, or in the event of your neglect or failure to do so, a guardian will be appointed by this surrogate to represent and act for you in these proceedings. To the Junior Class we leave our past reputation and high marks, together with our beloved and much bemarked row of seats. To the Sophomore Class we bequeath all the scarcasm which has been so graciously and continuously bestowed upon us by Mr. Pierce. To the Freshmen Class we hand down the following rec|uest, and charge them to observe it as a sacred duty : that they install trolley-cars in both lower and upper halls, with branches to all class rooms, and that the back seats be reserved for teachers and principals. Whereas Donald Ackley, being a devoted follower of Shakespeare and re- membering that sacred authority pronounced: “Her voice was gentle and low — an excellent thing in woman,” and having no further use for his well-known gentle and low class-room voice because it can no longer be the torment of his High School teachers, said Donald Ackley does hereby give and bequeath said gentle and low voice to a more suitable owner — Fern Smith. Mildred Arnold hath bequeathed her unprepared lessons to Joseph Miller. To Eleanor Schuett, Marion Burrows leaves her ability to attract the opposite sex. Florence Wonsey leaves her sunny disposition to Evelyn McDonald. George Crow’s unusual art of flirting, acquired by experience, is solemnly bequeathed to Arthur Zimmerman. Said art is free from all incumbrances whatsoever. Helen Joure leaves her spasmodic mind to Bernice MacDonald. Norene Bushaw’s new book “Men and How to Vamp Them” has been this day enfeoffed to Violet Ouellette, the receipt whereof is hereby confessed and acknowledged. Elmer Kersten does hereby bequeath his good looks to Neil Smith. Ted Young releases his sole right to the use of his 1922-23 license to use playthings during classes to L. Z. Mitchell. Eleanor Smith leaves her A’s to Thelma Long. illlllllllllllllllllll iiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiin 19 2 2 MARINER lllllllllllllilllllllllllllllll!lillUlllllllllllllllllllllll i(llllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllll!lllllllllllllillllllll 19 2 2 Rowena Joure bequeaths her athletic ability to her younger sister, Charlotte, hoping to keep said ability in the family. Frederick Holmes dissolves his partnership with the Webster Dictionary Corporation, Limited, and hereby binds Peter Endres to fill the vacancy. Adaline Foster bequeaths to Helen McMullen her six feet — linear measure. W alter Barkey hereby regretfully wills to Milton Hunt his marceller, which has been of unlimited service to him during the past year. Violet Shaw bequeaths her last box of (special) rouge to Bertha Lobes. Jack Perrin does hereby confess his desire to thrust upon Walter Baird his quaint sense of humor. Margaret McKinney leaves her beaming contenance to Clayton Parker. Charles Holland does hereby bequeath his powder-puff to Aubrey Kirchner. Said article, no doubt, is shabby from its constant use, but with discretion, it will still ser ve Aubrey for another year. Laura McRae does hereby give and bequeath her famous recipe for mak- ing buns, which recently won the “Gold Medal” in the bun contest. Said bequest is hereby conditioned to Grace Beauchamp on the proviso that Grace lends it to Leona Saph when said party of the third part’s hair has grown longer. Doris Morse bequeaths her ability as a successful candy saleslady to Anna Laura Baird. Being about to depart from this High School life with regret, Florence Weng transfers her ability to laugh the loudest in class to Bernice Stark. To Ralph Wesbrook, Payne Saph leaves his ingenuity in beating around the bush, when asked a question in English Class. Marie Baker hereby bequeaths to Charlotte Ticknor a small jar labelled thus : “Guaranteed to Remove Freckles.” To Marion Lowes, Ruby Bedford bequeaths her velocity in tickling the typewriter keys. Alma Horton releases all claim and wills to Clarke Hill her calm manner. We do hereby appoint H- B. Thompson Executor of this, our Last Will and Testament. Lastly, we revoke all former wills made by us at any time. In witness whereof, we have hereunto set our hand and seal this 30th day of May, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and twenty-two. SENIOR CLASS OF 1922. On this 30th day of May A. D., one thousand, nine hundred and twenty-two, the Class of ’22 of the city of Marine City, in the county of St. Clair, and the state of Michigan signed the foregoing instrument in my presence and declared it to be their Last Will and Testament, and as witness thereof, I do now, at their request, in their presence, hereto subscribe my name. LEONARD R. YEAR (Notary). 36 19 2 2 iiiiiiiiiiiiiititiitiHiHiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiinmiuiitmitiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiuiiiuuiiii MARINER llllllltlltllllllllllllMIIIIIIUIIIIIliilUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIMinillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllUilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllHIIIIIII 19 2 2 JUNIORS 37 1 9 2 2 - M A R I N E R - 19 2 2 JUNIORS President Arthur Zimmerman Vice-President Aubrey Kirchner Sec. and Treas. Joseph Miller Anna Laura Baird Bernice MacDonald Walter Baird Helen McMullen Grace Beauchamp Norma Mitchell Roy Baker L. Z. Mitchell Sarah Bean Joseph Miller Katharine Bower Violet Ouellette Harold Bulgrin Clayton Parker Jack Dickinson Aleda Peterson Calvin Diem Gordon Perrin Hazel Folkerts Leona Saph Mildred Heatherington Leda Shaw Edith Hopson Fern Smith Milton Hunt Roy Stark Harry Ingram Bernice Stark Volney Jones Beulah Tedder George Johnson Everett Thomas Aubrey Kirchner Katharine Vallier Easton Kirchner Pearl Warner Gerald Langell Katharine Warwick Geraldine Langell Bessie Young Hazen Langell Arthur Zimmermann Thelma Long 1 38 1922 - MARINER - 1922 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltllllllllllUilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltlllllllllllllllllillHilillllllltlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllH IMPORTANCE OF THE DISARMAMENT CONFERENCE Walter L. Baird ’2 3 The students of the high schools of the United States and the citizens of the future nation should be interested in what the Disarmament Conference, re- cently held at Washington, has accomplished, for when we take the task of the government on our shoulders, we must carry out the plans made for us by that great body of world leaders. It proved to be a conference of a kind that has never taken place before in the history of the world. International co-operation, before said to be im- possible, has now been proved to be a possibility by the way international prob- lems were dealt with and by the spirit shown; international friendship, too, the greatest need of the world today, was strengthened. By reducing our navy and settling some of the causes for future wars, too, it is hoped that the minds of the citizens of all the nations will be turned from war to the problems of peace. Problems which were not solved by the Versailles and other conferences were settled by the Disarmament Conference. Because of the Anglo-Japanese Alliance, a rumor of war between Japan and the U. S. was growing. The reason for this rumor was that the people of the United States believed that Great Britain and Japan had made provision for dividing all Oriental trade, to the ex- clusion of United States and other nations. This difficulty was settled by replac- ing the Anglo-Japanese Alliance by the Four-Power Treaty. Another great prob- lem, which had caused bitter feeling between Japan and China and has caused China even to go as far as to boycott Japanese ' goods, was the Shan-Tung ques- tion, which was settled by the direct negotiations of Japan and China. The enor- mous expansion of navies after the orld ar caused the conference to reduce them to the 5-5-3 ratio, introduced by our delegate, Charles Hughes, and also to pass a bill requiring the plans of a battleship to be published before it is con- structed. This is only a brief summary of the problems that were settled at Washington— a settlement which will stand out in history, because accomplished by co-operation of the world’s leading nations. I iiiiiiiiiniiuiiiiiiiiNiiii 40 •niiHiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiKiiiimiiiiuiiiiiiiiii! IllllltllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllU 1 9 2 2 - MARIN E R - 19 2 2 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiinmiiiiiiiiiiiiHttiiiiiiifiiiiimiiiiUiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiitiiiiiiiiHiiiHiiiiHiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiut IlillillllllllllllllllllllillllllllllN THE HIGH SCHOOL FORI) High School, May 10. 1922. To the Public: YOU NEED A CAR. Business is returning to “normalcy,” and you will find an increasing demand for a good car as your business prospects brighten. The High School Ford is equipped with the best of materials, and you will find that none of the parts can be duplicated. This car is furnished in fuschia, periwinkle, watermelon, and dandelion. At the recent Auto Show the 1922 model won the highest favor among “busy” business men. There’s a car ready to tag and ship as soon as we receive your order. Hurry! Cheerily yours, FLO WONSEY, Saleslady. P. S. — The various parts are listed below : Steering Wheel ..... Elmer Kersten Chauffeur (at your service) Miss Hanford Carburetor ...... Marie Baker Bumper ...... Violet Oullette Transmission ...... Marian Burrows Fly Wheel Rowena Joure Clutch ...... Walter Barkey Running Board ..... Adaline Foster Self Starter ...... Mr. Pie rce Radiator ....... Margaret McKinney Four (tired) wheels .... Ted Young, Evelyn McDonald Crank (Rotator) .... Sarah Bean, Mildred Arnold Florence Wonsey Tail Light ...... Bernice MacDonald Exhaust ...... Florence Weng Muffler . Donald Ackley Horn . . . . ... George (Crow) Eccentric ...... Frederick Holmes Brake ..... Mr. Thompson ! Windshield . . Grace Beauchamp Shock Absorbers ..... Helen Joure, Edna Wissman Differential ..... Miss Kline Spark Plugs ...... Jack Perrin, Chas. Holland, Speedometer ..... Violet Shaw, Norene Bushaw Doris Morse Springs (easy going) .... Ruby Bedford, Alma Horton High Lights (very brilliant) Eleanor Smith, Joseph Miller Magneto ...... Mr. Vear Axle Grease ..... Payne (Salve) 42 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinn 1922 - MARINER - 1922 BHlWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWIHIIIMHniUlMllinilllllllllllllUIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllUIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIimilllltllllllllHHIIIIIIIUmillHIUlllllllllllllllllllllllllllM SOPH’S 43 titiiiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii::iiiiiiuiiii iiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiinii 1922 - MARINER - 1922 SOPHOMORES President Vice-President Sec. and Treas. Florence Wesbrook Ghestly Osier Lin wood Beattie Leona Ames Agnes Basney Marguerite Black Lin wood Beattie Frederick Becker Raphael Bovver Clara Booth Elmer Buckler Freeda Cody Terrence Coni in Halcetia C urrier Eugenia Dewey Ruth Diem Peter End res Frederick Green Clarence Heath Amos Horton Josephine Langell Marion Lowes Dorothy McCausland Bertha Lobes Leo McMullen Evelyn McDonald Erwin Miller Helen McRae Chestly Osier Dorothy Sealby Eleanor Schuett Gladys Stark Grace Smith Leonard Smith Leland Smith Mariana Smith Neil Smith Ruth Sch inner Harold Strablow Stanley Thomas Blanch Tucker Florence Tedder J felen Wesbrook Ralph Wesbrook Florence Wesbrook Warner West rick Leora Wood 44 MARINER ;iiin!iini 19 2 2 lllllllllillllllllllilllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllltl 19 2 2 iiiiiiiiitiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii THE FIRST SNOW STORM Warner Westrick 24 There was a soft white light on the walls and ceiling of my room when 1 awoke. I recognized it at once — the reflection from snow. 1 drew aside both curtains and looked out. “Oh, how beautiful !” 1 exclaimed, drawing deep breaths of the fine dry air. It was the so-called “feather snow” that had fallen during the night. It pow- dered the massive drooping hemlock houghs, the spraying underbrush, the stiff- branched spruce, and the cedars that crowded the tall pines overstretching the steep gable above my window. Just below me, about twenty feet from the house, was a creek, a backwater of the Saint Clair river, lying clear, unruffled, dark, and mirroring the snow- frosted cedars, hemlocks, and the spraying underbrush. Across its narrow width the small woods came down to the water, glowing crimson, flaunting orange, shimmering yellow beneath the light snow fall. Straight through these woods, and directly opposite my window a broad lane had been cut for the cows. From a distance in the direction of the village came the sudden muffled clash of bells ; then peal followed peal. The sun was fully an hour high. As I lis- tened, I heard the soft soft drip, drip, that sounded the vanishing of the “feather snow.” I stood long at the window, for I knew that this glory was transient and that before another snowfall every crimson and yellow leaf would have fallen- 46 19 2 2 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimuiiiiiiiiiaiiiiiiniiiiimiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ' iiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiw MARINER - 1922 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIItllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllMIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIilllllftllllUiim OUR BALLS Dorothy McCausland ’24 Just balls! But what an interesting subject to write about. There are balls of every size and description — plain balls, fancy Dalis, low balls, high balls, hard balls, soft balls, large balls, small balls, and balls of every color. A child ' s first plaything is a ball and it proceeds to bawl it’s way through infancy. Ball bearings are used in the skates which carry the child to the pop corn wagon, to the red balls and small gum balls which so delight the eye and are the terror of fond mothers. The ball of twine also plays a small part in the young child’s life during kite season. During later years come croquet, tennis, basket, base, golf, and the football, all muscle developers. And in all stages of a youth’s life come snow balls. A dress suit, a girl, and a knowledge of dancing are needed in society’s balls. In attending these balls beware of the highballs which are dangerous and often lead to the shop of three balls. In some walks of life a crystal ball is needed either to confirm or to find a future for the unlucky person without one. After years require the ball of yarn which will never become an old story. In war the cannon ball plays a very important part. Small balls are necessary in some cases, such as the moth ball which prevents the moth from committing suicide. After all these balls and balls, please don’t get balled up but come back to earth, which is only a large ball after all. YOUR FIRST SPEECH Stanley L. Thomas ’24 After adjusting your collar and tie, and seeing that your hair is combed just so, you work up what is known as a Bold Front. There! Your name was called. You rise. Every one has his eyes upon you. Oh, if you could only hide ! But it is too late ; you must go through with it. Your knees knocking, your face red. you step very heavily upon the plat- form- Then facing the audience, “Ahem,” you try your voice. It worked! So you stammer out the first few words of your speech, confidence growing all the time, when all at once you think someone is staring at you from behind. You get weak and shake and finally reason it must be all imagination, and so you go on. Glancing around the room as you talk, your eyes fall upon a very pretty girl. She is looking at you, which makes you more nervous than before. Her eyes are fascinating, and the look she gives you fairly makes you wither. You think you surely have made some mistake, but it is too late now to make corrections, and so you struggle along. You have finished! What a relief! You step down off the platform and every one applauds you, so that you feel that after all it was a great success. Immediately you throw out your chest and march to your seat, feeling sure that you are the Man of the Hour. 47 48 1922 - MARINER - 1922 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinin tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiii IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM 49 1 9 2 2 - M ARINER - 1922 President FRESHMEN jean scott Vice-President nellie becker Sec. and Treas. jack mckinney Chester arnold helen long gordon arnold my ron lindner everett arnold olive lobes beat rice basset t beat rice lozen betty bower mary marks nellie becker cbarles morse bruee beattie ruth may edna baker mina mehlberg george butler hazel mcdonald el la cottrell kenneth macdonald irene cottrell jack mckinney charlotte cohrs florence mcneil albert daniels reuben prange ruth de loney florence rose marie ducbane helen scott david foster jean scott lillian grainger Stanley schriner ruth guillett gerald schriner jack lieber evelvn smith mae horton anna schuett robert henry russel stark mildred hasler florence stark carl jacobi charlotte ticknor barvey jones marguerite thomas f enima joure irene thomas laura jacobi marie yax valerie kirchner loma zaetsch roy kenvon 1 uci lie zaetsch norman lavely leo zweng hazel foster j ill ius zink 50 llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllMlllllllllllllllllllllllllllli : iiiiiiiiniiii!!iiiinitiii 1 922 - MARIN iiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii E R - 19 2 2 llllllltlllilllllllllllltllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllitlllll THE CLASS ALPHABET Ruth May and Helen Scott ’25 Arnold to right of us, Arnold to left of us, Arnold in front of us, Volley’d and thundered. The class need never know hunger For there’s a Becker and Baker, Food is served in the Bower, by the Butler, And Beattie, the Bass-ett his supper. And the Cottrells leave their apple Cohrs In the den where Daniels’ lion roars- But Duchane and Foster see no danger, Nor does our fearless friend Miss Grainger. There’s Hebert and Horton and Henry the Great Jones, Joure and Jacobi who never are late. Carl Jacobi, the foot hall star. When you give him the hall he runs very far. Of K’s there is Kirchner, who’s not very Long, Lozen, Lobes, Lindner to the class belong. Of MacDonalds there’s two, one long and one short, McKinney, May, Morse good Marks do report. McNeil and Mehlberg and Florence Rose, Do, before Reuben Prange very gracefully pose. Starks, Schriners and Scotts each have two, But Smiths and Schuetts are very few. The T’s contain Ticknor of basketball fame, And Thomas, whose manner is always the same We will end with the Z’s, a Zweng and a Zink Two Zaetschs, and that’s all, we think. 52 Iltlllllllltltttllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllil llllllllllllllillllllllllillillllllllllllllllllllllllilllltllllllll l llllllll iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim 1922 - MARINER iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiintiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiH 19 2 2 llllllllllllllllllllllltllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllh FRESHMEN CLASS OF 1921 Mae Horton ’25 We entered this class in ’21, And surely planned on having fun, But after a month of solid work, We found we had no time to shirk. For English class we have Miss Abbott. If we pass a note she’s sure to grab it. When we find we get D-plus She simply says its up to us. History class has a difficult task, To learn the presidents from first to last. And every month we have a test. To see which pupil is the best. In Algebra I cannot see, How X equals Y can ever be ; But our teacher says if we just try We will surely find the reason why. In Domestic Science we cook and eat, And in making biscuits we can’t be “heat,” But when the time comes to wash the dishes, Not one of us is at all ambitious. In geography class we study stars. And learn a great deal of Venus and Mars ; We study mountains, lake and cloud, And never talk so very loud. minim, 19 2 2 - MARINER - 1922 01lilll.iii.ii l iiiiiimm� i.iiiiiiiillitmtiiiitiiiiiiii:iuiitlliiHi� tili� iiu mm MINOR SENIOR ACTIVITIES The Senior Play The Seniors are to present the comedy, “When Smith Stepped Out,” some time the hitter part of May, under the expert tutelage of Mr. Year. The cast at the time of going to press is somewhat tentative, but will probably he as follows: Unde Bill Fred Holmes Miss Winslow Rowena Joure Bob George Crow Muriel Marian Burrows George W 7 alter Barkey Nellie Violet Shaw Hilda Florence Wonsey Keene .... Elmer Kersten The Senior Gazette One of the many noteworthy accomplishments of the Senior class of twenty- two was the editing and publishing of a high school newspaper, the Senior Gazette. The entire class participated in the necessary work, and the English class room, for the time, took on the aspect of a newspaper office. It was published in two in- stallments. by reading it before the assembled Junior and Senior high schools. The reading took the form of a dialogue between two college students, Phil North, alias Walter Barkey, and Don Vinton, alias Frederick Holmes. The following students were included on the staff : Elmer Kersten . Theodore Young Margaret McKinney Florence Weng M arion Burrows Doris Morse Rowena Joure Florence Woxsey Walter Barkey Norexe Bushaw Ruby Bedford Marie Baker Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Joke Editor Assistant Joke Editor News Editor Assistant News Editor Editorial Writer Novelist Editor of W oman’s Page School-talk Editor Bedtime Tale Letter-box Editor To give our readers some idea of its appearance and contents, we present on the two following pages a facsimile of the first and last pages of the Senior Gazette. m 54 EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA! THE SENIOR GAZETTE VOL. IXL Marine City, Michigan, November 28, 1921 No. 23 mysterious disappearance ON FOREIGN SHORES Special to Senior Gazette, Nov. 23. On an early day in November we set sail from Marine City on the “Katharine M” for Sombra, Ontario, a province of the British Empire. It was a beautiful day; the sun shone brightly, and the wind blew gently over the broad ex- panse of water. The voyage, on the whole, was delightful no eases of seasickness being re- ported. We sighted land in the afternoon of November 28. Darkness came as we sailed into the harbor, and the lights of Sombra shone brightly against the wintry sky. As we left the ship we were accosted by the Customs Officer, who, thinking we were suspici- ous looking characters, ques- tioned us concerning our past, present, and probable future. Passing from the Custom House we ascended the broad white marble steps, from which point of vantage we obtained our first glimpse of a foreign country. The first building of this great metropolis that held our awestruck admiration was the Grand Union Hotel, rising story upon story into the air, beside which we felt as though we were mere pygmies. Though less magnificent in appearance, the huge department store next drew our attention. We en- tered the edifice of Hargrave and Doan, and gazed in aston- ishment at the long rows of boots and galoshes, groceries and dishes. After feasting our eyes for a time upon the dis- played wares, we quitted the establishment and waded across the avenue to gain a closer view of the bank building which we had seen in the distance. As we picked our way past this structure, holding our skirts high, we could see through the windows the rich and polished furnishings of the interior. The most striking feature in this metropolis was its mode of transportation. As we drew near the main business district, we observed, much to our sur- prise, long lines of waiting horses tied to old-fashioned hitching posts. Every now and then a horseman would dash madly down the main thorough- fares, bespattering the pedes- trians with mud and water. Tired and hungry from our long journey, we returned to the wharf for our baggage that we might make ourselves com- fortable for the night. As we neared the Custom House our gaze fell upon a large statue of a lion placed on the roof of the building. Our curosity greatly excited by the strange sight, we inquired of the officer in- side, and he gave us the follow- ing account of the lion’s his- tory : “The lion was originally the figure-head of the American Steamer Faxon, which burned at the salt - block a few years ago. I was present at the fire. In the excitement following the discovery of the blaze, unno- ticed by the crew, I pried the lion from its resting place and threw it overboard. The cur- rent carried the image swiftly away, so I leaped into my boat, pursued and recovered it. I gave it to my two cronies, table-manufacturers in Marine City, from whom it was stolen by the Hook and Ladder boys, | who had discovered its hiding place under the lumber piles. They, in turn, hid it in the City Hall. A friend of mine gave me the tip as to its whereabouts; so one dark and rainy night I crossed the river, stole into the City Hall, gath- ered the remains into a bushel basket and returned home. “For many a long day I was busied in my little work-shop putting the broken parts to- gether. When this long task was completed, I covered the image with several coats of varnish and bronze paint. As the only appropriate place for the symbol of England was the Custom House, the boys aided me in hoisting it to its present resting place on that building. After hearing and enjoying this narrative, we secured our luggage, and sought a well earned rest. MARIAN BURROWS AND DORIS MORSE. NEW MEMBER IN SENIOR CLASS Fred Holmes has returned to school and will graduate with the Class of “22.” This makes a total number of 26 members. Report cards will soon be passed out here’s hoping that everyone gets an “A.” PURPOSE OF BRIAND’S VISIT TO WASHINGTON | Special Staff Cor. Wash., D. C. Briand, the prime minister of France, has come to Washing- ton to take part in the Disarm- ament Conference in which he will present France’s view as to land armaments. He begins by saying that France wishes to be the foe of no nation; in fact, although she does not wish to have anything to do with the llohenzollerns, it is her sole desire to have long and continued peace with Ger- many. Many of the Germans wish to have a peace founded on a Democratic basis. Briand makes the statement that this is the Germany to which the world may look forward with hope. Not only must we have phys- ical disarmament, but we must have moral disarmament as well. There must be an atmos- phere filled with peace. We must get along with our neigh- bors, and co-operate with them in the building of a finer and stronger nation. The hall in which the Confer- ence took place was crowded. Many of the leading men of the seven great Powers attended for the purpose of presenting their country’s views in the Disarmament question. If the seven great Powers agree, it will bring the coun- tries in closer contact with each other, thus removing pride, fear and jealousy, which are always found to be the cause of war, and if this is done, the coun- tries will work together and become like one great organi- zation, all moving toward the same goal, bringing the world to peace again. HELEN JOURE. OUR NEW CLOCK A Hansen Electric Program Clock stands in the main hall of the high school, and is sincere - lv appreciated by both the faculty and student body. It not only keeps excellent time but sounds an alarm at the be- ginning and end of each class period. The bell which sounds the signals can be arranged to ring at any designated time. This splendid clock stands as a memorial to the Senior C lass of 1921, a class noted for two things- energy and EFFICI- ENCY. Mr. II. B. Thompson, superin- tendent of the Marine City pub- lic schools, disappeared Mon- day, November 28th. He had accompanied the ‘Y” boys to the Y. M. C. A. conference held in Saginaw, Michigan, and it was not until the boys returned that his absence was discov- ered. Notice was given through- out the country, and although Chief of Police J. Arnold and his entire force have worked diligently on the case, no im- portant clues have been uncov- ered. He was last seen by Elmer Kersten, descending the steps of the Conference build- ing. Consternation reigned in the Marine City high school when his disappearance was made known. Pupils raced madly up and down the stairs, and wild rumors of a general holiday were current. Although the police have, as yet, found no clues, they enter- tain hopes of locating the miss- ing man within a few days. MARINE CITY NEEDS A BETTER SCHOOL The schools, especially the high school of Marine City, are not up to standard, but they can ’t be until more class rooms and subjects are provided for. This means a new school build- ing. At present there is not room for all in the assemblies, and so some have to sit in class rooms. This means that they don’t get the announcements or any helpful hints spoken of be- fore the students. Still worse, ii means that classes are not all assembled together, some of each class being in the assem- bly while the rest are scattered in other rooms. Because of lack of room it is impossible to have good ventilation. There are over twice as many stu- dents in some rooms as there is air-space for. Therefore, it can be seen that the lack of room not only hinders educa- tion but also destroys health. Besides the lack of school rooms, a “gym” is lacking. How can the physical side of students be developed when there is no provision for it? We must have physically fit students before we can have students of high mentality. The only way to get them is to pro- vide good schools. The stu- dents can do most towards get- ting a new school by convinc- ing the voters of the state of the schools. It is up to you then, and let’s see you do your part. Try, and you can’t help but win. Page 56 THE SENIOR GAZETTE ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR MARINE CITY POLICE! Special to Senior Ga- zette— Mr. H. B. Thomp- son, superintendent of the Marine City public schools, returned 8:15, Tuesday morning, November 29, 1921, as mysteriously as he disappeared. SCHOOL TALK A Fine Feed The Y. M. C. A. had a feed here Monday night and the cooks were excep- tionally good. You ought to see Aubrey and Payne peel potatoes. They arc experts now. Biscuits — Walter Barkey excels all ! If you noticed Tuesday, several of the boys were absent as the result of the good cooking, and every doctor in town has been busy day and night since. A Serious Accident A very serious accident occurred in the basement dining room of the school Monday evening, Novem- ber 29th, at 6:30, when Elmer Kersten was hit with one of Walter Bar- key ' s biscuits. Concussion of the brain is feared. Christmas Seals For Sale The Y. W. C. L. is sell- ing Christmas seals and everyone is requested to buy. Junior Boys Block Traffic The local police are kept busy making the crowd of Junior boys “move on” to keep them from blocking the traffic in front ot Scott’s window ' since it has been decorated with Christmas toys. Y. W. C. L. Social Evening The Y. W. C. L. held its first social evening in the palatial dining room in the M. C. H. S. basement from 7:30 to 10:30. An eight-course dinner was served to the ladies. It consisted of cream of cel- ery soup, fruit cocktail, cream lobster in timbales, turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, hot rolls and butter, cranberries, creamed cauliflower, olives, pickles, head-let- tuce, salad with thousand island dressing, salted wafers, maple mousse. whipped-cream cake, and coffee. This is but the first of a long series of banquets to be given to this new or- ganization. The Latest in Etiquette It is said that three of the Marine City delegates in Saginaw were enter- tained at a millionaire ' s home and at the end of a course dinner drank from the fing er-howls. HELPFUL HINTS TO WOMEN USE THE BANDOLINE that is sold at Springborn’s Drug Store. The direc- tions are on the bottle; this is good stuff because it will make your hair come out faster. Bando- line is made especially for those girls that have bob- bed hair. It plasters the hair down better. If the girls will use Lor- ainne hair nets they will be much better satisfied, because the holes in the net are larger. (Life’s Greatest Achieve- ment) Bluffing in Physics Class. (Famous Words of Fam- ous Seniors) I didn’t hear the question. (Life’s Tragic Moments) Getting your report card. Ruby Bedford — “What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?” Ted Young — “A centi- pede with chilblains.” CONTINUED FROM WOMAN’S PAGE Recipes Buns Materials needed: 2 rats. 3 strands of ha ir. 7 hair pins. Stir the rats well, then roll them in the hair until they are tight to the head, then put the hair pins in where it feels loose. This is sufficient for one side. Repeat for the other. Practice makes perfect. Alma Horton. Recipe for an F 1 grouchy streak. 2 cups of carelessness. Boil dow’n, and when cooled add tw ' o ounces of “thoughts of the dance” and mix well. Then use 1 bottle of ink, 1 pen and 3 sheets of paper. By means of the pen and ink put the first mixture on the paper, ADVERTISEMENTS Don’t eat too much can- dy now; wait until the Seniors give their next candy sale. All girls who wish to learn cooking see Walt Barkey. (Generally found at Beans). People wishing to ob- tain an unbreakable mir- ror see P. Saph or Aubrey Kirchner. Girls wishing to obtain the secret of heauty, see Margaret McKinney. Elmer Kersten can fit anyone in shoes. His specialty is women’s shoes. See yourself on paper. Ted Young. Dancing Instructor. Lesson 8 to 9 o’clock Monday evenings. Norene Bushaw. See your house before it is built. Don Ackley — Architect. Lessons on How to Be- come a Perfect Lover. Demonstrations offered on Broadway. — George Crow. Ladies wishing to learn the knack of making spit curls see — Mid Arnold. Boys or Girls ought to know how to tie bow t jes ; -for particulars in this art, see V. P. PIERCE. Boys Look Beautiful See Walt Barkey and have your hair marcelled. Recommended by Harry Ingram. sprinkling with a few grains of knowledge to improve the looks. Then put in the receiving basket and let stand for two days. The result will be sufficient to serve one, but you will wish it had served someone else. Eleanor Smith. WANTED Order Miss Conrad More Power V. P. Pierce To Be as Good as I am Beautiful Norene Bushaw More Examinations, so I Won’t Have to Take Them Mid Arnold To Grow a Little More Walt. Barkey More Time Before School George Crow To B Elected President of U. S. in 1940 Miss Hanford A Lot of Good Things to Eat Ted Young An Alarm Clock Sarah Bean To B Called Mrs. Adaline Foster and Eleanor Smith A Former Resident to Come Home from Ann Arbor.Marg. McKinney A Good Method of Approach Mr. Lefler A Trip to Olivet Violet Shaw A Vanity Box. .Doris Morse Protection Junior Class A Quarrel.... Elmer Kersten LOST AND FOUND Lost — By Ted Young, his balance in English Class. Found — By same student, a place on the floor. Lost — A fountain pen be- longing “to a Sopho- more with a gold clip.” Lost — Footsteps. Lost — By A. and E. Kirch- ner — a sister. AUTOMOBILE CATALOGUE Margaret McKinney MAKE EXHAUST Mid „ Gee whiz! Don Aw, naw! Rttby SpifTy ! •Slim — Can you imagine it Marian Voil tell ’em! Lulla Why, I don’t know! Alma Store! Marg Let’s vamp him! „ Walt Suffering cats! Flo 1 I’ll say! Com Oh, that’s my specialty Flossie That’s rare! Chuck Bughouse Fables!...- Vie Good night! - Temp Just a minute! Adeline h. my goodness! Smithy - That’s what I say ! Jack Let’s make a date!.— Theodore That makes me tired!... Sap her .Fat chance! Elmer...- Say, old thing! Helen Of all the nerve! Row Come here a minute! Doris.. -Oh say, listen! Edna -..Oh say Marie.. - — -. Surely - GAS Chewing gum.. - ? - . ... a Getting in good. Answering the telephone Catching the ear Tutoring Making candy : Bluffing - Talking- Writing Notes..-, Knockin’ ’em cold Calling long distance Making baskets Studying Getting by -...Getting canned Picking chickens. - Buying gum at Reffie’s Arguing - — Playing jacks - - t living advice Gathering eggs — Primping - - SPARK DESTINATION Sombra, Ont. - Leader of Arnold’s Original Orchestra Theodore’s To get a lesson in Trig. _D. U. R Grand Opera Y. W r . C. L. Headquarters Home, Sweet Home In Dreamland The Little Red Schoolhouse Standard Oil Station Kitchen Cabinetology Smith’s Crossing Farmerette Physics Lab. Conductorette . Bean’s Human Fly Commercial Room Authoress Sutton’s - Astrologist ...-Home Su ff ragette U never can tell Fighting Parson Post Office — - Private Secretary Saint Clair - ...Prize Fighter Bakery Missionary Foster’s - - - Prima Donna Springborn’s Cartoonist ..River Road - Comedian Port Huron - Impersonator Marcero’s Chiropodist Show Elocutionist Basket Ball practice - Vampire English Class Room - ? ...-Library Country School Teacher ....Joure’s... - Social Butterfly Lw I 2 I j M 2 I K I PC l illlllMlllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 19 2 2 ' Id 19 2 2 lllllllliilllllllllllllllillllllllilil IlilllllllUIUMIIIIIIII nHiMttiiiNiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:iiuiii iiiiiii!iiiiniiiiiimiiiiiKniiumiiiii MARIN E R iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ' iiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ' iiiiiniiiiiiiiiiMi ' iiiiiiiniiiiiiiii 1 iiiilliill ' lllillli ROYS’ ATHLETICS Elmer Kersten and Charles Holland Football The 1922 team was able to uphold the established reputation of Marine City in this greatest of American sports, as it won all but three of the season’s games. In this triumph, however, the coaching of Lefler must be counted as the chief t actor, as he gave the team a style of play more diversified than that of any other eleven in Saint Clair County, resulting in a strong offense and defense, which were largel y responsible for the six out of nine score. SCHEDULE Holy Redeemer 6 M. C. H. S.. 12 There Memphis 0 M. C. H. S.. 21 Here Port Huron 20 ML. H. s.. 6 Here Mt. Clemens 14 M.C. 11 . s.. 26 There Holy Redeemer 0 M.C. H. s.. 55 Here River Rouge Saint Clair 0 0 M.C. M. C. II. H. s.. s.. 79 20 Here There Dearborn 7 M. C. H. . 3.. 6 Here Hamtramck 20 M. C. H. s.. 0 There 67 225 LINE-UP STARTING LAST GAME Jack Perrin Left End Payne Saph . Left Tackle Jack Dickinson Left Guard Walter Barkey, Capt. Center Everett Thomas Right Guard Calvin Diem ... Right Tackle Chestly Osier ; Right End Arthur Zimmermann Quarter-back Volney Jones Left Back Aubrey Kirchner . F ull-back Charles Holland Substitutes Right Half Easton Kirchner . • • L. E., L. H. Carl Jacobi R. H., Q. George Johnson . L. G. Gordon Perrin . End Roy Kenyon Guard 58 19 2 2 •llllllllllllllli 19 2 2 MARINER Basketball Once more we have had a fairly good season on the basketball floor. Most of this year’s material was inexperienced, but through hard coaching by Coach Letter, the team won five victories out of ten games played. As we lose but one player this year, we are promised a much better season in 1923. Red ford Memphis Hanitramck Commerce Croswell Memphis Croswell Hamtramck . . I Sarnia Tarrely Sports SCHEDULE 24 M.C. H.S.... 21 M. C. H. S 17 M. C. H. S — 17 M. C. H. S — 26 M.C.H. S.... 10 M.C. H.S.... 18 21 M.C.H. S..., 19 M.C. H. S.... 22 M.C. H. S.... LINE-UP 18 There 10 There 15 There 15 Here 21 There 33 Here 43 Here 17 Here 25 There 32 Here Walter Barkey , . Aubrey Kirchner (Captain) Arthur Zimmermann Carl Jacobi Easton Kirchner Chestly Osier Fred Becker Center Guard R. Guard L. Guard (sub) Forward R. Forward L. Forward (sub) Baseball 1921-22 Though we began the 1921 season with brilliant prospects, through injuries to the players we were obliged to be content with mediocre success. Our only veteran pitcher, George Zimmermann, hurt his pitching arm during the Memphis game here and was forced to take one of the infielding positions. The work of Aubrey Kirchner, who took up the pitching burden, was exception- ally brilliant, and with the coming baseball season he should develop into one of the best pitchers in school circles. A very fine schedule has been arranged for this year, and under the coaching of Mr. Year, prospects are bright for a good team and a successful season. LINE-UP ' Charles Holland George Zimmermann Easton Kirchner Aubrey Kirchner Carl Jacobi Chestly Osier Harry Foster Harold Basney Elmer Kersten Catcher Pitcher First Base Second Base Third Base Short Stop Right Field Center Field Left Field 61 19 2 2 iiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiNiiiiHiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin MARINER - 1922 muiiiiiiiiiiii GIRLS’ ATHLETICS (Rowena Joure) Under the excellent coaching of Miss Hooper and Mr. Lefler, the girls of M. C. H. S. basket ball team played and won many games during the season. A few weeks after school began in September, the girls met and elected their captain, Rowena Joure. After a few weeks of practice, their first game was played with Algonac. This game was lost by a score of one point. I he other games following this one with Port Huron, Saint Clair, Marysville, Marysville, return, and Port Huron, return, were won by a large score. Lost by a small score were the games with Algonac, return, and Richmond. LINE-UP Forwards — Charlotte Ticknor, Florence Weng, Rowena Joure (Captain). Centers — Lillia n Grainger, Helen McMullen, Adaline Foster. Guards — Ruth Diem, Nellie Becker, Anna Laura Baird. 62 Illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MARINER iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitmiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiii 19 2 2 19 2 2 Track Last year’s track team did not have the success that our former teams have had, but the efforts made were not in vain, for the County meet at Tashmoo — in which our team was defeated (in spite of the efficient training received under Coach Beeman) largely because of injuries sustained by Holland and Zimmer- mann — developed so much interest in and enthusiasm for the events in the school at large that it is hoped that this year will bring us success, inasmuch as the splendid material developing would warrant us in expecting a higher place. EVENTS Place (ieorge Zimniermann — 50 yard dash . . . . . 2 100 yard dash ...... 3 220 yard dash ...... 2 High jump . . . . . . 0 Javelin . .... 0 Elmer Kersten — 50 yard dash . . . . . 0 100 yard dash ..... 0 220 yard dash ...... 0 Charles Holland — 440 yard dash ...... 2 880 yard dash ...... 0 Easton Kirchner — Pole Vault Broad Jump Aubrey Kirchner Pole Vault Shot Put Javelin Kenneth McDonald 440 yard dash 880 yard dash 3 0 2 1 0 0 3 63 :illlllll!l!lllltlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!lllllll | llllllllllltlllllltlll 1922 - MARINER - 1922 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMHIIIIIIIIIIIUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM 1 DEBATING Hazel Fot.kerts ’23 Through the activity of the department of Public Speaking, the University of Michigan has won a national reputation in the training of winning teams in the field of intercollegiate debate. High School debating has been more and more commanding the attention of teachers in the high schools, and with this in mind, the Board of Regents authorized the organization of a State High School Debating League, under the general direction of the University of Michi- gan Extension Division, in co-operation with the department of Public Speaking and the Literary Extension Service. All schools debate each year upon the same question, which this year is: “Resolved, That the principle of the Closed Shop in American industry should receive the support of public opinion.” Inter-Scholas- tic debates are held in two series. The first is a point-winning series in which each school debates four or five times, win or lose. Each judge’s decision counts one point and the victory counts one point. At the end of this series of debates the sixteen schools having the largest number of points go through an elimination series, the losing schools in each debate dropping out of the schedule. This debating league began its fifth year of work in October 1921, with Marine City High School entering, the work being done under the Supervision of State Manager, Professor Ray K. Immel. The schedule was worked out by Professor Immel, who paired the schools off for five different debates. Oppor- tunity was given to debate both sides of the question, and, with few exceptions, no school was paired with another twice. Marine City’s team for 1922 was scheduled thus: Two debates with St. Clair, two with Birmingham, and one with Ferndale. The schedule was worked out by Professor Immel, who paired the schools off for five different debates. Opportunity was given to debate both sides of the question, and, with few exceptions, no school was paired with another twice. Marine City’s team for 1922 was scheduled thus: Two debates with St- Clair, two with Birmingham, and one with Ferndale. The local affirmative is represented by Florence Wesbrook, Anna Laura Baird and Ruth May, while the local negative is supported by Josephine Langell, and Hazel Folkerts as alternate. Under the direction of Mrs. Beeman, the local team has been doing splendid work, winning two out of three debates so far, one being won by a unanimous vote, the other two by a two to one vote. 65 19 2 2 MARINER llllllllllllllllltllllllilllilllllllll 19 2 2 THE Y. W. C. A. Norene Bushaw The world-wide need for Christian motherhood has met a response in the Y. W. C. A. As a part of their nation-wide efforts to meet this need, quite re- cently an organization has been started here which is affiliated closely with the school, in as much as it is made up largely of school girls. Five groups have been organized under capable leadership, each group having its own name, constitution, officers, and definite program. In this way the older girls are trained for initiative leadership. At present it is under the Y. M. C. A., but in time may he under the Y. W. C. A. At the present time the material is inadequate, but in the near future more will be available. The study of psychology has proved that the training received in the early ’teens remains fixed. Therefore, the training given by the “Y,” or the four-fold program for the girl, brings great results, for it provides for development along four lines: spiritual, mental, social, and physical. It is a plan to chart each girl in order to develop her weaker tendencies. Among the plans for creating interest and benefiting all concerned are the organization of a County “Y” Camp along the lake this summer and a Mother and Daughter banquet. Definite results are being hoped for and will be obtained if the parents and girls co-operate. We hope that in time every girl in Marine City will be under “Y” leadership, with the result that she will go out into life with a healthy and vigorous mind and body, fitted for Christian Motherhood and Christian Citizenship. THE STATE OLDER BOYS’ CONFERENCE Stanley Thomas One of the many things a boy looks forward to each year is the State Older Boys’ Conference. It was held at Saginaw this year. The churches and people in general ex- tended a very hearty welcome to the eighteen hundred boys who attended the conference. One of the churches had programs which read as follows: “We extend the heartiest kind of welcome to the fine army of boys who have made a peaceful invasion of our city. We surrender unconditionally. Here are our hearts, our homes, and everything else we can offer. We suspect that every Saginaw family that is entertaining boys thinks it has the finest of them all. Very well, we’ll not quarrel. We earnestly hope that every boy will enjoy himself as much as does his host. The man with the broadest smile in town these days is Secretary Martin. He’s got to be Dad to the whole bunch, and he feels mighty proud of his opportunity. And he’s a fine kind of Dad to have, too. We welcome the boys to our service this morning with a prayer that they may receive a great blessing as they, with us, worship our Heavenly Father.” Illllllllll iiinniitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniii 1922 - MARINER mHiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiimiiiiHiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiitniiniiitiiintiimiiiiiiiiuiimiiiiiittituiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 19 2 2 The conference theme was, “The Will of God,” and the best speakers both within and outside the State were procured to drive its message home. Among the speakers whom we were privileged to hear was Jimmie Taylor, formerly a soldier of Great Britain and overseas “Y” secretary — now army Y. M. C. A. secretary at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas. Another was Capt. Gypsy Pat Smith, born of Romany parents, an officer in the British army — now engaged in evangelistic work in this country. The leading speaker was Rev. Stephen K. Mahon, pastor of the Epworth Methodist Episcopal Church, Toledo, Ohio. These three were outside state speakers, and I am sure every boy was impressed by the interesting talks they gave. Next year the conference is to be held in the Cereal City (Battle Creek), and it is certain that others besides the eleven delegates from Marine City this year will be anxious to attend. A TRIP TO THE Y. M. C. A. CAMP J. C. Miller Although the five, Mr. May, Walt Barkey, George Crow, Harry Ingram, and Arthur Zimmermann, beside myself, who went to Hay-O-Went-Ha, are usually quite honest and reliable, no two can now give accounts of the trip which are alike in more than the facts that we left home, arrived at the camp, stayed awhile, left, and came back home. The story as told by one of these gentlemen would be all right, if you hadn’t talked with the rest of them. Because of these things, and a desire to do justice to all. I have put down here what might be called the average of all the stories told by my fellow-campers, corrected, of course, by my own impressions. Anyway, all agree that we started one day in the latter part of June in Mr. May’s 1913 model Ford, which was, as Walt said when we started, “A right good Ford for the shape she’s in.” Later he gave several other descriptions of the same Ford, which, although they were longer, more eloquent and less flattering, were nevertheless heartily agreed to by the other members of the party. Several times that afternoon it became necessary to repair the Ford with material from some convenient fence, but about nine o’clock we arrived at Murphy’s Lake, where we planned to spend the night. After a swim in the lake, we settled down for a good sleep, but the mosquitoes decided otherwise. Because of the success which those mosquitoes had in finding us and getting under our blankets, we now believe the story that mosquitoes use fireflies to locate their victims. About midnight we left that place, and after pushing the Ford a way and routing a man out of bed to get some gas, we managed to reach Saginaw at three A. M. As the hord was go- ing well, we kept on. That afternoon we pushed the Ford over what seemed to us to be every hill in or around Cadillac county, and finally arrived in Traverse City at eleven P.M. There we stayed at a hotel that had a fire escape for every room, consisting of a rope fastened on a hook under the window, although in our room the rope Wasn’t. In spite of this and the excelsior mattress, we slept well, and, after the first rest we had had, started next morning feeling enthusiastic once more. Pushing the Ford over more hills and a stop of several hours repairing 67 iiiniiiiiiiiiijiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1922 - MARINER - 1922 IlllllUllllllllllllilllllllUllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllliillllllllllll tires soon quenched this feeling however. We did have some luck though, for we arrived in camp just at supper time. According to the camp folder, one boy said concerning the camp, “After at- tending Hay-O-Went-Ha, 1 learned to appreciate my home.” But it really isn’t as bad as that. Because of its situation on Torch Lake and in the center of the Michigan pine country, this is considered one of the best camps of its kind in the United States. The camp buildings consist of a club-house, where some of the meetings are held, the office and camp store, and the dining lodge. Contrary to the belief of most of the boys who go there, there is a complete program occupying the whole day. After reveille in the morning, comes a dip in the lake. Then the bedding is hung out, and everyone rushes to the dining lodge. After breakfast the tents are put in shape for inspection. A short meeting is held in the club-house, followed by Bible study and games, in which the whole camp takes part. A swim and dinner follow this. For a while after dinner no one feels like doing much, so that the time is spent in reading, writing, or in telling stories, but about two o’clock a ball game and several tennis matches start on the diamond and courts back of the camp. At four o’clock comes another swim, following which the tents are cleaned for afternoon inspection. After supper, which follows inspec- tion, and before the camp fire, which comes after dark, there is usually crew boat practice, a checker game, or a horseshoe match to keep you busy. At the camp fire songs are sung, some man prominent in “Y” work speaks, or one of the tents puts on a stunt. Then everyone turns in, and when taps are blown, the lights are put out. It is needless to say that a case of sleeplessness was never reported in this camp. About the camp spirit, ask anyone who has been there. After ten days of this life we left camp one morning, taking with us a good part of the camp supplies. Except for having to push the Ford over a few hills, we did well that morning, and in the afternoon crossed the Plains. Late in the afternoon we bought a loaf of bread, some bacon, and jam and went on, planning to stay at Sage Lake that night, but when we got there and found that there was no place suitable, we turned around. After stopping at several deserted farm houses, only to find there was no water at any, we finally camped at a little log school house, closed for the summer, a fact which didn’t bother us much (we had a hatchet). After borrowing some of their firewood to cook our bacon and a fish W alt had caught, we crawled in and went to sleep. As we started earlv the next morning we made great progress, namely, sixteen miles. In the afternoon we pushed the Ford to a garage, where we had it repaired, after which it ran better so that we arrived in Bay City at eight P.M. After getting our supper we went on, and by buying a lantern to hang on the Ford for a light, we managed to keep go- ing most of the night, and by six the next morning we reached our homes — homes appreciated as never before. “CAMP-GOOD-TIME” Walter L. Baird County camp, one of the organizations of the Y. M. C. A. was held in Lapeer county from June 28 to July 2, with thirteen fellows representing Marine City. The inter-county camp, a combination of the two counties, St. Clair and ItlltlllllllllltlllllllllllllllllllllllllllUlllllllllll iiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiii ' iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiniiitiiiti 1922 - MARINER - 1922 VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIilllllllilllllllllttillllillilllltllllllllllllllilH Lapeer, was situated on a bluff overlooking a large inland lake, called Lake Mitchell. The program was the same as for the state camp, Hay-O-Went-Ha, except that it was run on a smaller scale. A brief outline is as follows: Reveille, setting up exercises, morning dip, breakfast, Bible study, morning games, swim — special for beginners — dinner, silent hour, afternoon sports, evening swim, supper, camp- fire — one of the interesting features of camp; after camp-fire everyone was to be in, with lights out at 9:30. Besides this program, or included in it, were some especially enjoyable features of camp life: the swimming instructor, who was a student from the University of Michigan, showed the fellows some of his fancy swimming; fishing in Lake Mitchell — a sport which made the campers hate to leave for home, because the fish seemed to bite so much better there than in the St. Clair river; and the crowning athletic event a field meet, which was held the day before camp broke up, with every fellow taking part and doing his best to win a letter. Camp-fire was held every evening, with a different kind of program each time; it consisted of lectures bv the outstanding men or fellows of the two coun- ties, a talk by the representatives of each city, the reading of the camp paper, and — most humorous of all — stunt night, when George Zimmermann’s tent, number five, carried away the prize for having the best stunt. 19 2 2 1922 - MARINER iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiitiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiunuiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiii FUNNY BONE TICKLERS Margaret McKinney The Freshie is green on the surface, The Sophomore’s polished a bit, The Junior’s right there if there’s fun in the air. The Seniors are simply it. — Occident. (Miss Hanford reading from ‘‘Lincoln, Master of Men) : “Why is President Lincoln like a mariner on a desolate shore?” Jack Perrin — “Because he looks to Seward (seaward).” Conductor — “Your fare, Miss.” Grace Beauchamp — “Really, do you think so?” F. Holmes — “Speaking of Galileo, makes me think .” T. Young — “Really, isn’t it wonderful what Science will do.” INSEPARABLES Florence Weng and her laugh. Katharine Bower and Sarah Bean. Miss Hanford and her weekly tests. Mr. Pierce and his “bricks.” Violet Shaw and her “Well, Goodnight.” Margaret McKinney and her blushes. Charles Holland and his silk shirts. Violet Oulette and her Mary Pickford curls. M. J. Lefler and his smile. Mildred Arnold and her gum. Norene Bushaw and Arrow Collar advertisements. Frederick Holmes and his “Sweet Nothings.” George Crow and the telephone. Ted Young and the funny page. Teacher — “Make a sentence using the word triangle.” Student — “If grubs won’t catch ’em, try angle worms. ’ First Moth — “Oh, I’m so tired this morning.” Second Moth — “Up late last night ?” First Moth — “Yes, I was at a Camphor Ball.” Freshie — “When does a man become four-handed?” Senior — “When he doubles his fists.” 70 MARINER 19 2 2 19 2 2 � iiiiiitiiiiiiiiiinuniiiiiiiiiuiMiiiiiiMti!ii Katharine B. — “What’s the difference between a sigh, an automobile, and a mule?” Walter B. — “I dunno; what?” Katharine B. — “A sigh is “Oh Dear,” and an automobile is “Too Dear.” Walter B. — “But where does the mule come in?” Katharine B. — “Oh, that’s “You, dear!” Art Z. — “How was iron first discovered?” Joe M. — “They smelt it.” L. Z. Mitchell — “What makes you so stout?” Violet Gillette — “Because I eat what is right. What makes you so thin?” L. Z. Mitchell — “Because 1 eat what is left .” — Senior Gazette . Mr. Pierce (In Physics Class) — “Will you follow me while I go over this pulley ?” Marian B. — “Do they have cold winters in Arkansas?” F. Wonsey — “No, hut they have Hot Springs.” N. Bushaw — “I see that they can’t bake any more bread on the Pacific coast.” Doris M— “Why so?” N. Bushaw — “Because they haven’t any east out west.” I f a body sees a body Flunking on a quiz, And a body helps a body, Is it teacher’s biz ? — Senior Gazette V. Shaw — “I was in a house the other day that had Rip Van Winkle carpets on all the floors. F. Weng — “Rip Van Winkle carpets?” V. Shaw — “Sure. Carpets with a long nap.” CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Why Wake Up Everyone When You Come In Late? Free Lessons on How to Creep up to Bed Quietly, W ithout Making the Stairs Creak. See E L M E R K E R S T E N llii!!!!illll!lllllllllllllll� 71 19 2 2 llllllillllillllll iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiniiiiiii MARINER - 1922 iiiwiiiiiiiiiiiuiuiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiwiuuiuiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiuiiuiitiiiiiiiiittiuiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiitiiiuiJiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuumiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiuuiiiiiiiu Miss Abbott “How do you punctuate this sentence: ‘I saw a five dollar bill on the street ' ?” Freshman — “Make a dash after it.” hirst Jeweler — “Aren ' t you afraid to leave those diamonds in the front window at night?” Second Jeweler — “Not with my scheme. Just before I go home I put a little sign on them reading: “Anything in this window 10 cents.” Mr. Vear — “Why was the country of Phoenicia like an automobile?” Jean Scott — “Because it had a Tyre on its border.” USEFUL INVENTION A contrivance has been invented to tell a bald-headed man where to stop when he washes his face. She — “I dreamed last night that I was in heaven.” He — “Did you see me there?” She — “I did ; then I knew 1 was only dreaming.” (Mrs. Pierce making an assignment to Biology Class) : “Yes, you can use the liver that is in the book. Now is there any question before the bell rings.” (Raphael Bower) : “I knew books had backs, but when did they begin to put livers in them?” Old Lady — “What is your brother ' s name ?” Boy — “We call him Flannel.” Old Lady — “How peculiar! Why?” Boy — “Because he shrinks from washing.” Recruiting Officer — How about joining the colors? Have you anyone de- pendent on you ?” Motorist — “Have I? There are two garage owners, six mechanics, four tire-dealers, and every gasoline agent within a radius of 125 miles.” i Elmer K. — “What shall we do?” Ted. Y. — “I’ll spin a coin. If it’s heads we’ll go to the movies ; tails we go to the dance ; and if it stands on edge we’ll study.” A Poet falls in love betimes And life becomes the sweeter. A maiden fair inspires his rhymes, And so he runs to metre. 72 tlllllllfllllllllllllllllllll!lltlllllllillllHIII lllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll 1922 - MARINER - 1922 tlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllM IN THE PAST Judge — “Have you ever seen the prisoner at the bar before ?” Witness — “Yes, your honor; that ' s where I met him.” GENERALLY SPEAKING The Doctor — “My dear madam, what your husband needs is absolute rest, and you must see that he. gets it.” Mrs. Windy Chinner — “I know, Doctor, but he won’t listen to me.” The Doctor — “Well, that ought to help some.” K. Bower — “Next to me, who would you rather see?” A. Kirchner — “Next to you I’d rather see me.” Silly little Freshman Trying hard to learn, Need not learn the fire drill — You’re too green to burn. If you have weak lungs, open the window and throw out your chest. Easton Kirchner — “It’s a strange thing, but true, that the biggest dubs go with the most beautiful girls.” Bernice MacDonald (pleased) — “Oh, you flatterer.” Elmer K. (coming out of the English room with a “D”) — “Where’s the poor boob who said ignorance is bliss. Why did the salt shaker? Because he saw the lemon squeezer, the spoon holder, and the potato masher. He — “Of course, you tried the Jinrikishas while you were in Japan?” She — “Oh, my word, yes ; aren’t they the worst tasting things?” Miss Hanford — “What makes the tower of Pisa lean?” Grace Beauchamp — “I wish I knew; I’d like to try some.” Wilson Wonsey — “Your neck reminds me of a typewriter.” Florence Wonsey — “Oh, goodness. Why? Wilson Wonsey — “Because its Under Wood.” 73 Illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!ll!lllllllllllllll!l ' ll!lllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllll!lllllllllll 19 2 2 MARINER 19 2 2 IllllllliilllllllClllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltllliltllilllllllll JUST A FEW QUESTIONS Where can a man buy a cap for his knee, Or a key to the lock of his hair? Can his eyes be called an academy Because there are pupils there? In the crown of his head what gems are found? Who travels the bridge of his nose? Can he use, when shingling, the roof of his mouth, The nails on the end of his toes? Can the crook of his elbow be sent to jail? If so, what did he do? How does he sharpen his shoulder blades? Til be hanged if 1 know, do you? Can he sit in the shade of the palms of his hands? Or beat on the drum of his ear? Does the calf of his leg eat the corn on his toes? If so, why not grow corn on the ear? V. P. P. (in Physics Class) — “Now watch closely, and I’ll go through this siphon again. ” Mary had a little lamb; Her father shot it dead, And now she carries it to school Between two hunks of bread. Milton Hunt — “I think you’re the finest looking fellow I ever saw.” Harry Ingram— “I wish I could return the compliment.” Milton Hunt — “You could if you told as big a lie as I did.” Miss Travis — “If the Greeks had pushed Pan into the Bay of Salamis, what would he have been when he came out?” Terrence Conlin — “A dripping Pan.” : — Fred Holmes — “I have a cousin with a glass eye. Charles Holland — “That’s nothing; I’ve an uncle with a wooden leg. Jack Perrin — “I’ve got you all beat ; my sister has a cedar chest. Miss Conrad — “What position does Jack Perrin play on the football team? Miss Hanfotd — “I m not sure, but I think he’s one of the drawbacks.” — Senior Gazette. 19 2 2 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiii M iiiiiiiiiiiiii!iiii!ii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiit ARINER - 1922 iiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiuniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii After Dinner Speeches are my Specialty. See me for Information Along This Line. JACK PERRIN WHY QUARREL WITH YOUR WIFE? See Holmes and Save Your Home. I. M. A. Connoisseur of Domesticity Why Chew Only One Stick of Gum When You Can Just As Well Chew Five? My New Device Makes This Possible Demonstrations ANYTIME — ANY PLACE -ANYWHERE. —MILDRED ARNOLD How to Win Your Point in an Argument. My Method Has Never Been Known to Fail. HELEN JOURE 75 Acknowledgment l i3Se)(i JN publishing an Annual four things are absolutely essential to its sue- cess: The first thing to look to is where the money is coming from, the second is the copy, the third is the company which will make the copper halftones and zinc etchings, and the fourth is the printer. If any one of these fail, the Annual will be a failure. For the first we wish to thank the advertisers in this book who have helped to make it a success; and we trust that the students of the Marine City High School will give them their due in patronage. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM Philosophy of Eddie Guest “Have you ever been inside that large red building in your neighborhood, which you hear so much about and frequently drive by? That’s the school house — the place you send your children to every day of the week. It’s the building they bring their report cards from. Inside it are the rooms in which they spend most of their daylight hours. There you will find the teachers who are training your children. You’ve heard their names, but would you know them if you passed them on the street? Have you ever seen them or ever talked with one of them? Next to yourself and their mother they have more influence over your children than any one else in the world. Next to your own home that building is more important to you than any other structure in the city. Do you know what it’s like inside? Have you ever taken the trouble to go into it and see what is there? Probably not. Well, there is to be a go-to-school night, and the idea is that parents shall take time enough to pay a visit to the principal and teachers who have their children in charge. Drop in and see your boy and girl at work. It will do you good and the teachers good, and if it does nothing else, it will open your eyes to the advantages of modern educational methods.” — Detroit Free Press. 8 ? 8 ? 8 ? BOARD OF EDUCATION S. C. McLOUTH, President H. A. SMITH, Treasurer A. B. ARMSBURY, M. D, Secretary H. E. DOYLE C. F. MANN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM 77 TEAM WORK The greatest difficulty of the new staff is to et organized and started ri ht — here’s where Pontiac helps. The advice iven by the experts in their Annual Service Department; their Su estion and Instruction Book; the per- sonal calls of their representatives — these are factors which assure success. These are not vague promises, but actual facts — facts that you can check up on — facts that are substan- tiated by schools with whom we have worked. Back of all this stands the Pontiac Organiza- tion, with complete facilities for the production of hi h- fcrade Photography, Art, En ravinfc and Electrotypinfc — an organization comprised of the best workmen it is possible to et together in any plant, modern equip- ment and production methods which are second to none. And, remember please, that you fcet this service, this quality and this workmanship at just as favorable prices as you will pay for inferior workmanship and no real constructive service. Pontiac’s quality and dependable service have won for us a list of clients who appreciate the value of having the best that can be secured in enfcravinfc. You will make no mistake if you place your work with the house of Pontiac as we want your business on merit alone. PONTIAC ENGRAVING ELECTROTYPE CO PHcrroiuMPHenk iSSSrSor Ss PHOTOGRAPHERS NICKELTYPER5 727 SO. DEARBORN 3T.- OPPOSITE POLK ST. DEPOT -CHICAGO.ILL. 78 L. RECOR SON HAY, FEED, POSTS, SHINGLES, ROOFING, ANI) WIRE FENCING Phone 45 L. HUGER SON PORT HURON The Store of Dependable Apparel for Man, Woman and Child R. A. COTTRELL COAL CO. Anthracite, Bituminus, and Coke Main Island Creek, Lump, Egg, and Steam The best the land produces Preparation None Better MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIM FAMILY THEATRE Our Motto Is CLEAN, MORAL ENTERTAINMENT Our house is always pleasant, cool in the Summer and warm in the Winter FRANK BAKER, Prop. 312 Water Street Marine City, Michigan Facts About Saving Hold Interest Of Nation THE FASHION SHOP The Question of Price Moderation has been given our upmost consideration. Investigation of our Merchandise and Prices will reveal a saving. You want the value of your dollar — we have that value. Try the Store, where your dollar has a hundred sense. Save Here DRY GOODS HOSIERY NOTIONS CHILDREN’S WEAR THE FASHION SHOP Prices 214 Broadway MARINE CITY, MICH. LESTER HA T SHOP HOME OF FISK MILLINERY North Water MA RINE CITY PESHA PHOTOS GO ALL OVER THE WORLD Boat Pictures, Amateur Finishing, and Kodak Copying, Enlarging and Framing Note: All portrait and group reproductions in this book made by PESHA ART GO. Water Street Marine City, Michigan DIXIE RESTAURANT 201 Water Street MARINE CITY MICHIGAN Mllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllilllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllM MllilllllllllilllllllllllH LUDGER M. BEAUVAIS STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES ICE CREAM ANI) SOFT DRINKS 160 Chartier Avenue Phone 77 Marine City, Mich. MARINE MEAT MARKET For the best of everything in FRESH, SALT AND SMOKED MEATS JOS. BLATTERT Proprietor W. W. EMIG Columbia Grafonolas and Records Adam Schaaf Players, Pianos and Rolls Western Electric Appliances MARINE CITY MICH. illlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I IIII IH Il llllll l lll l l II 82 Sidney C. McLouth Industries llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Ill!lllllll[llll!|l!llllllllllllllll!l!llllllllllllllllin!llllllllllllllllllllll lll!llll|||lllllll!l!!lll[ll!llll!llllllll!ll!lllll!!!inillllllllllllll ' ll Victrolas Kodaks FRED H. HOLMES DRUGGIST The Rexall Store, Next to Post Office MARINE CITY MICHIGAN Wear MANNEL’S SHOES For Perfect Fit “Taste Tells” MARINE CHOCOLATES C. F. MANN, Mfg.-Confectioner. ■Illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll mm mu 84 mi YOUR EDUCATION IS NOT COMPLETE UNTIL You have learned the various uses of insurance. Every policy is designed to meet a different contingency. Let Percy Scott Tell you what they are ROCHESTER CLOTHING CO. Men’s and Boys’ CLOTHING AND FURNISHINGS Exclusively MARINE CITY MICHIGAN 85 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiwiiiim IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM Illllllllll l lllll Illllllllllll l llllllll For Clothes That Fit Right See George Green THE TAILOR Marine City Michigan Candy Cigars Bill’s Place The Sweetest and the Neatest Ice Cream Pop Corn MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN When You Want a Room or a Good Meal Come To The Colonial Hotel A. A. WOOD, Proprietor Marine City Michigan J. N. Bates GENERAL INSURANCE and SURETY BONDS llllliiHlillHHIIIillHHHHMHIlHHHNHIlHIIHnilllllliniHIHHNHHIlimHIlHiiHUHl 86 Blue Star Brand Salt The Best On the Market and No Higher In Price MICHIGAN SALT WORKS MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN Fine, Medium, Packers’, Table, Butter, Cheese, Meat HIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIH llilllllllllllllllllli FOR GOOD THINGS TO EAT BELL’S BAKERY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM 213 Broadway Phone 130 Independent Sugar Company Fine, Cane and Granulated SUGAR MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN Lincoln said: “I will study and prepare myself; then, some day, my chance will come.” Have you given the future any thought? Come in and let us talk it over. Phone 168-J. L. L. KERNEY, Prin. Knox Bldg. I I iiiiiiiiiiiiiiih i.iiiim llllllll!ll ll!lllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllll!IM Save before you spend- Put your saving in the Bank that has stood the test of time Absolute Security Marine Savings Bank iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiH nun in 89 Naden’s Hat Shop SHOP OF SMART HATS MARINE CITY 323 S. Water Street The WINCHESTER Store Zimmermann Bros. BIG HARDWARE 37 Successful Years Together Without a Change MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN Fixtures and Appliances Phone 58-J. Smith Grandy WESTINGHOUSE SAGES AND SERVICE Broadway-at-Mary MARINE CITY, MICH. 90 Member F. T. I). Phone 97 Order for $5.00 or over sent Anywhere in U. S. Albert Ameel Sons FLORISTS “Flowers oj Quality” Arranged In a Highly Artistic Manner Your Patronage Solicited Service Unexcelled Scott Brothers HARDWARE South Water Street MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE Confectionery, Ice Cream, Candy and Cigars L. F. Carfrae Solicits Your Patronage At the Lower Bridge MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN m i ni I 91 Illlllllllllllllllilllllllllllm “REFFIES” Just Across from the City Hall FOR REFRESHMENTS At All Hours A. FRIEDERICHS CO. Furniture, Carpets, Go-Carts, Curtains, Drapes, Linoleums, Pianos, Etc. Phone No. 29 MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN WHITE SEWING MACHINE CO. KATE DORNOFF, Agent We Repair All Makes of Machines 438 Broadway MARINE CITY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH 92 IRENE M. VALLIE General Insurance MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN MRS. ARTHUR J. WONSEY WEA VER 322 South Elizabeth MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN JOHN W. BREINING ATTORNEY-AT-LAW m LITTLE GRAY HAT SHOPPE Opposite Colonial Hotel Solicits Your Patronage lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll[llll]lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll|l|!|llllllllllllllllllllllll 93 ®C®nr5L% II. Fresh Salt and Smoked Meats “We Aim to Satisfy” GEORGE C. KETTLER “Always on the Job” Phone 1 78 311 Broadway Millinery and Dressmaking Shop Vivian P. Britz Second Floor Scott Building MARINE CITY, MICH. Day Phone 126-M Night Phone 88-J WILLIAM BOWER FUNERAL DIRECTOR Funeral Home Marine City, 202 Broadway Michigan illltllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllUIIIIIIIIIIP 94 Illllllilllll | !llll!llllll!lll!lll!lll!lli!lllllllll!tlllllllilllllllllllllll!lllill!lllllllllllllll!llllllllll|llllllllll!llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliy cTWarine City Lumber Co. Phone 44 MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN BICYCLES AND SUPPLIES We have Standard Make GUARANTEED BICYCLES At the Very Lowest Prices And a Complete Line of TIRES and REPAIRS for any make Bicycle All Work Guaranteed Come in and get Our Prices at the Electric Shoe Repair Shop Where We Half Sole and Put on Any Make of Rubber Heel, While U Waite WM. A. MANION 125 Broadway IIIIIIIIUHIUIIIMHIHIlWIIIIIIIIIIIMHIHIIIillllWIIIIUIIIH: MARINE CITY WE HAVE IT— QUALITY ANI) SERVICE T. W. Crow Grocer MICHIGAN For Reliable Footwear and Latest Styles J. Weng Sons Home of Good Shoes Always dependable and fair priced MARINE CITY MICHIGAN Buick Ser vice Geo. A. Lyons, Prop. SINCLAIR GAS OPALINE OILS Mary St. Phone 223 llllllllllllllllllllllllltllllllllllllllllllM 96 . o7Vlay s Market FOR THE BEST Fresh, Salt and Smoked Meats Oysters and Fish in Season Three Counters MARINE CITY 410 Water St., 550 Broadway ALGONAC Water St. giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinM H E. DOYLE GROCERIES AND BAKED GOODS Phone 91 Prompt Delivery JOHN HERRMANN SHOE CO. We are receiving our Spring Footwear every day now and we are able to show you some of the most stunning Footwear you could imagine, in Patent as well as other leathers, but best of all is the very moderate price for such good shoes. TIRES AND TUBES KEROSENE GASOLINE LUBRICATING OILS ' ACCESSORIES + ALWAYS THE BEST Western Oil Gas Distributing Agency Cor. Williams and Broadway lllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM mm 98 HIRAM CALKINS GROCERIES Where you always get quality, service and honest prices Phone 22-2 rings 424 Broadway W. H. CROWLEY FORD AND FORDSON SALES AGENCY GARAGE AND ACCESSORIES TAXI SERVICE MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN UlillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllM 99 Becker Brothers Department Store ' fjhe Store that Sells for Less RIVERSIDE MILLING CO. DR. CHAS. A. GROOMES 164 Water St. Office Hours 1 to 3 and 7 to 8 P. M. FLOUR ANI) FEED • MARINE CITY MICHIGAN 100 ST. CLAIR ALGONAC 0 he H. A. Smifh St ores Every {King Good to Eat MARINE CITY PORT HURON 111)1 101 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIilllllllllllM J. MILLER SON DRY GOODS Ladies’ and Childrens ' Wearing Apparel “Highest Quality and Lowest Prices” A. MULLINS KIRCHNER’S CONFECTIONERY STORE WILSON’S ICE CREAM High Grade Confection And a Complete Line of Confectionery Carlisle’s Ice Cream Eskimo Pies MARINE CITY MICHIGAN Corner at Broadway MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN E. W. SPRINGBORN DRUGGIST MiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiH 102 IIIIIIIIPilllilillllllllllillllllllllllllllllllMIIIIM Frank S. Henson Good Clothes 220 Huron Avenue PORT HURON W. W. Bridges Jeweler and Optometrist 330 South Water St. MARINE CITY, MICHIGAN Compliments of Dr. F. K. Butler and Dr. C. J. McCann IIIIIIIIIWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM The Bank with the Lighthouse Clock A Savings Account Insures Success Start Early and Save Regularly Insist on National Bank Protection for your Savings Liberty National Bank Member Federal Reserve System DIRECTORS Sydney C. McLouth John H. McDonald Will J. Scott Gordon W. Kingsbury Lemuel A. Bushaw Andrew Friederichs Aaron B. Armsbury Arthur J. Scott Orvil M. Quick Henry H. Townsend Ira II. McKinney W. A. Blinn Bushaw 104 H. J. Jones Hardware Co. HARDWARE, PLUMBING AND HEATING EASY ELECTRIC WASHER ROYAL VACUUM CLEANER 445 South Water MARINE CITY ABIGAIL F. KUHN Teacher of Voice, Piano and Theory F. P. WILSON SONS CO. General Merchants HARDWARE, OILS, INSIDE and OUTSIDE PAINTS JAMES LAMB, Manager Marine City, Mich. CLARENCE R. SHAW This Plumber gives you what von rightly expect for your money — quality, service and efficiency, lie will solve your heating problems and save you money. Please remember that a cheap job in the beginning makes an expensive job in the end. 25 Years Experience 230 South Water Street MARINE CITY 105 IlilHIIIIIIIIIIIIIililllllllllllllllM SPAULDING SPAULDING Ladies ' and Misses Ready -to- Wear and Millenery A Thoroughly Dependable Store Where Quality , Service and Style are Paramount At Prices You are Pleased to Pay 906 Military St. PORT HURON, MICH. DOCTOR Ben Armsbury OFFICE HOURS 1 TO 2 AND 7 TO 8 P. M. ✓ Get It At SQUIRES’ DRUG STORE Try This Drug Store First Michigan 1 • iiiiiiiiiiJiiisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiBniiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiuiiiininiHiiiiiiiiHiiuBiiiiEiiiiiiiiuMNiiiiiiiiffl ' iiiiH ' iiiiiittiniiiiiiifniiininiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiHiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiitHiiHiiiiini Marine Citv 106