Marietta High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Marietta, MN)

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HJMOR —UHS— Joyce Tj For gosh sakes, what is that WITH YOUR LUNCH? IF IT YttS ROUNO IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A PIE, BUT IT'S A FOOT LONS? Elaine: Yep, that's pie - rhubarb pie- I MADE IT MYSELF. MOl ' IS AWAY. —MKS K.H.T? Philip, what is your idea of CIVILIZATION? Philip: It's a good ioea, Professor, AND 1 TH|N SCWEBOOY OUGHT TO START IT. -MHS— Gundy: If I were to throw you a kiss, WHAT WOULD YOU 00? HILDA: 1 0 SAY YOU WERE TIC LAZIEST BOY IN SCHOOL. —IMS— MRS. UlNERMAN: TELL ME ONE OR TWO THINGS ABOUT JOW MILTON. merlin: Well, ic got marrieo ano wrote Paraoise Lost • Then HIS WIFE 01EO AND he wrote Paradise Regained 1 • —MHS— Wilma Jean: I can't make up my mind whether he veant anything or not. Glaoys: So you don't know whether TO BE MAO AT HIM? Wilma Jean: No, when I came in third IN TIC SWIMMING RACE HE SAIO: WELL, YOU DIDN'T WIN BUT YOU CERTAINLY HELD YOUR END UP' . —UHS— Robert R: (at the crug store) Say, Shirley, why ooNcm use tic other straw too? Shirley: what for? I ain't emptied THI8 ONE YET. —MHS— Irate parent: |»ll teach you to make LOVE TO MY DAUGHTER. CLAIRMONT: I WISH YOU WOULD, OLD BOY, I »M NOT MAKING MUCH HEADWAY. —MHS— Joyce: Just think, a single Mcrman WOULD HAVE AS MANY AS TEN WIVES. Carol: Gracious, how many did tic MARRIEO ONES HAVE? —MHS— T'WAS IN A RESTAURANT THEY MET Young Romeo and Aliet, Arc THERE HE FIRST GOT INTO DEBT For Romeo'o what Juliet. —MHS— LAUREL: Do YOU BELIEVE IN CLUBS FOR WOMEN? Virgil: Yes, wcnkiioness fails. —MHS— Dale A.: You think I'm strange. YOU SHOULD SEE MY BROTHER. 1C HAS CELERY GROWING OUT OF HIS HEAD. HERBERT: CELERY? THAT'S STRANGE. DALE: IT CERTAINLY IS. I PLANTED RADISHES. —MHS— Peanut says: IF A GIRL SPEAKS TO EVERYONE SHE'S FORWARO, IF 81C DOESN'T SIC'S BASNFUL, IF SIC TALKS SHE'S A FLIRT. IF SHE DOESN'T SHE'S HIGH-HAT, IF SIC'S SMART IN SCHOOL SHE'S HIGHBROW, IF SIC SIN'T SHE'S OUNB. IF SHE TALKS ABOUT OTHERS SHE'S CATTY. If sic talks about icrself sic's CONCEITED; IF SHE'S POPULAR, SHE'S TALKED ABOUT. If sic isn't sic's a dud. IF SIC GOES WITH BOYS SIC'S A PICK-UP. IF SHE DOESN'T SHE'S A WALL-FLOWER. TlCRE JUST AIN'T NO JUST ICE J

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