Marietta High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Marietta, MN)

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HJMOR —MHS— Hitler’s new theme song: Don’t OFFENSIVE ME IM. HlROHITO'S NEW THEME SONG: IS YOU Is Or Is you ain’t My navy? —MHS— KATHERIICt WOMEN ARE BRAVER THAN fc€N, GERALOUCl TKEY CERTAINLY ARE; YOU NE' ER SAW A MAN TRY ON SIX SUITS OF CLOTICS WITH ONLY THIRTY CENTS IN HIS POCKETS.” —MHS— Mrs. mongrain: Of course you under- stand THE POINT SYSTEM OF RATIONING?” Elaine engebretson: Sure—you point TO WHAT YOU WANT, AND THE GROCER SAYS WE'VE BEEN OUT OF IT FOR A MONTH. —MHS— Dorothy: Tic minister doesn't bring Hit LITTLE GIRL TO CHURCH NCW, Aroell: No, tic one Suncay her MOTHER BROUGHT ICR, SIC SAID RIGHT OUT LOUD, HY, MAIAIA, YOU NEVER LET POP DO ALL TIC TALKING AT HOME» . —MHS— Joan W: I saw jean yesterday and we HAD TIC LOVELIEST CONFIDENTIAL CHAT TOGETHER. Mary tu: I thought so. She wouldn't speak to me today. —MHS— Mr. uaughan: My wife collects a big SALARY THESE OAYS. K.H.T. WORKING IN A MUNITIONS PLANT?” Mr. M: Oh, no—I am. —MHS— Leslie: He has his back to the wall and ear to the grouno, his shoulosr to tic WICEL AND HIS NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE, HIS ICAO LEVEL AND BOTH FEET ON THE GROUNO.” BOtf' S: CONTORTIONIST?” Leslie: No, a guy trying to do business UNDER OPA. -MHS— Tic basketball team was traveling by bus. About half way to ticir destination, one of ticm produced a large fruit cake and ATI IT GREEDILY. After a time he began to groan and double himself up and then straighten out again. WICN HE HAD GONE ON LIKE THIS FOR SOME TIME, CHUB” ASKEO HIM: VSKVT'S THE MATTER, DONALD?” That cake I ate, groaned Donald R. It had nuts, and I thii the baker FORGOT TO SHELL TICM. My GOooNEssr saio Chub . Ano can you crack them by just benoing? —MHS— 'BARREN I: «I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THI8 REPORT CARO. KENNY L: I DON'T EITHER. IT SURE IS A SLOPPY PRINT JOB. —MHS— ’.Valter B: I understand they have SPEEDED UP TIC HIGH SCHOOL FOR YOU FELLOWS GOING INTO SERVICE. Robert W: speeded upi Say, I STOPPED TO T ttE A SHOWER THE OTHER DAY AND WIEN I GOT BACK TO CLASSES I'D MISSED MY WHOLE SOPHOMORE YEAR. —MHS— Douglas: I nearly twew that fresh GUY RIGHT OUT OF THE STORE. Harold: K w so? Douglas: I told him the picture POST-CARDS OF THE TOWN WERE TWO FOR FIVE AND TIC COMICS TH«E FOR FIVE ANO HE ASKED WHICH WERE TIC COMICS. —MHS— .ARfCR VOLK WAS TRYING UNSUCCESSFULLY TO GET TWO UJLES INTO A CERTAIN SECTION OF HIS FIELD WHEN TIC PARSON CALC BY. YOU'RE JUST TIC MAN I WANT TO SEE, EXCLAIMED WARNER. I WANT TO KNOW HOW NOAH EVER GOT TICSE THINGS IN TIC ARK?. —MHS— Donald Clark apprcmched tic old sea CAPTAIN SMILINGLY. YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED—WHY 00 YOU SEA FOLKS ALWAYS CALL A BOAT 'SIC'? The CAPTAIN'S ANSWER WAS READY: EVER TRY TO STEER ONE? —MHS— Mr. maughvn: I'm tempted to give THIS CLASS A TEST. Loren G: yield not to temptation.

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HJMOR —UHS— Joyce Tj For gosh sakes, what is that WITH YOUR LUNCH? IF IT YttS ROUNO IT WOULD LOOK LIKE A PIE, BUT IT'S A FOOT LONS? Elaine: Yep, that's pie - rhubarb pie- I MADE IT MYSELF. MOl ' IS AWAY. —MKS K.H.T? Philip, what is your idea of CIVILIZATION? Philip: It's a good ioea, Professor, AND 1 TH|N SCWEBOOY OUGHT TO START IT. -MHS— Gundy: If I were to throw you a kiss, WHAT WOULD YOU 00? HILDA: 1 0 SAY YOU WERE TIC LAZIEST BOY IN SCHOOL. —IMS— MRS. UlNERMAN: TELL ME ONE OR TWO THINGS ABOUT JOW MILTON. merlin: Well, ic got marrieo ano wrote Paraoise Lost • Then HIS WIFE 01EO AND he wrote Paradise Regained 1 • —MHS— Wilma Jean: I can't make up my mind whether he veant anything or not. Glaoys: So you don't know whether TO BE MAO AT HIM? Wilma Jean: No, when I came in third IN TIC SWIMMING RACE HE SAIO: WELL, YOU DIDN'T WIN BUT YOU CERTAINLY HELD YOUR END UP' . —UHS— Robert R: (at the crug store) Say, Shirley, why ooNcm use tic other straw too? Shirley: what for? I ain't emptied THI8 ONE YET. —MHS— Irate parent: |»ll teach you to make LOVE TO MY DAUGHTER. CLAIRMONT: I WISH YOU WOULD, OLD BOY, I »M NOT MAKING MUCH HEADWAY. —MHS— Joyce: Just think, a single Mcrman WOULD HAVE AS MANY AS TEN WIVES. Carol: Gracious, how many did tic MARRIEO ONES HAVE? —MHS— T'WAS IN A RESTAURANT THEY MET Young Romeo and Aliet, Arc THERE HE FIRST GOT INTO DEBT For Romeo'o what Juliet. —MHS— LAUREL: Do YOU BELIEVE IN CLUBS FOR WOMEN? Virgil: Yes, wcnkiioness fails. —MHS— Dale A.: You think I'm strange. YOU SHOULD SEE MY BROTHER. 1C HAS CELERY GROWING OUT OF HIS HEAD. HERBERT: CELERY? THAT'S STRANGE. DALE: IT CERTAINLY IS. I PLANTED RADISHES. —MHS— Peanut says: IF A GIRL SPEAKS TO EVERYONE SHE'S FORWARO, IF 81C DOESN'T SIC'S BASNFUL, IF SIC TALKS SHE'S A FLIRT. IF SHE DOESN'T SHE'S HIGH-HAT, IF SIC'S SMART IN SCHOOL SHE'S HIGHBROW, IF SIC SIN'T SHE'S OUNB. IF SHE TALKS ABOUT OTHERS SHE'S CATTY. If sic talks about icrself sic's CONCEITED; IF SHE'S POPULAR, SHE'S TALKED ABOUT. If sic isn't sic's a dud. IF SIC GOES WITH BOYS SIC'S A PICK-UP. IF SHE DOESN'T SHE'S A WALL-FLOWER. TlCRE JUST AIN'T NO JUST ICE J