Marietta High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Marietta, MN)

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HJMOR M. H. S. STUOENT8 QUOTE: BOOKS I THINK THftt I SHALL NEVER LOOK At sruff as lovely as a book, A book vamose pages now are torn, UPON WHOSE COVERS NOTES ARE BORN. A BOCK, WHO AT A FOOTBALL OWE Passeo as a ball, can reach great fame. A BOOK, A WEAPON STRONG ANO BOLD TO THROW AT PEOPLE YOUNG OR OLD A BOOK, A PLACE TO STORE MY SCRAPS, TO FILE MY NOTES, TO ORAW MY MAPS. 0 LOVELY VISION TALL ANO STRONG, TO HIDE MY BLUSH WHEN 1 'VE OONE WRONG. A BOOK 8ETWEEN WHOSE PAGES STRAIGHT Are pressed the flowers from my last date. A SEAT OF WISDOM UfEEGUILEO, A BOOK, A SEAT FOR A TOO-SHORT CHILD. A BOOK WHOSE LOVING PAGES SPREAD TO GET SOME KNOWLEDGE IN MY HEAD. A BOOK, WHEN OPENED DEATH TO JOY, A BOOK, WHEN CLOSED A PRETTY TOY. A BOOK, WHO SITS WITH ME IN CLASS, A BOOK, WHOSE ANSWERS HELP ME PASS, A BOOK, A SHIELD 'GAINST APRIL RA|N, A BOOK, THE ASPIRIN FOR MY BRAIN. A BOOK, A SHOVEL FOR THE SNOW, A paperweight when March wires blow, A BOOK, TO 8HOVE IN BABY'S MOUTH WHEN LITTLE BROTHER STARTS TO SHOUT. A BOCK TO HOLD AGAINST MY HEART, A BOOK, TO MAKE FOLKS THINK {'M SMART, A BOOK, TO OROP WHEN FELLOWS PASS, A BOOK, TO LUG TO EVERY CLASS. WITH ALL THESE U8E8, ALL SO DEAR, 1 LOVE TO KEEP MY BOOKS RIGHT NEAR. OH, POEM8 ARE MACE BY FOOLS LIKE ME, WHY BOOKS ARE READ IS A MYSTERYT

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HJMOR —MHS— Hitler’s new theme song: Don’t OFFENSIVE ME IM. HlROHITO'S NEW THEME SONG: IS YOU Is Or Is you ain’t My navy? —MHS— KATHERIICt WOMEN ARE BRAVER THAN fc€N, GERALOUCl TKEY CERTAINLY ARE; YOU NE' ER SAW A MAN TRY ON SIX SUITS OF CLOTICS WITH ONLY THIRTY CENTS IN HIS POCKETS.” —MHS— Mrs. mongrain: Of course you under- stand THE POINT SYSTEM OF RATIONING?” Elaine engebretson: Sure—you point TO WHAT YOU WANT, AND THE GROCER SAYS WE'VE BEEN OUT OF IT FOR A MONTH. —MHS— Dorothy: Tic minister doesn't bring Hit LITTLE GIRL TO CHURCH NCW, Aroell: No, tic one Suncay her MOTHER BROUGHT ICR, SIC SAID RIGHT OUT LOUD, HY, MAIAIA, YOU NEVER LET POP DO ALL TIC TALKING AT HOME» . —MHS— Joan W: I saw jean yesterday and we HAD TIC LOVELIEST CONFIDENTIAL CHAT TOGETHER. Mary tu: I thought so. She wouldn't speak to me today. —MHS— Mr. uaughan: My wife collects a big SALARY THESE OAYS. K.H.T. WORKING IN A MUNITIONS PLANT?” Mr. M: Oh, no—I am. —MHS— Leslie: He has his back to the wall and ear to the grouno, his shoulosr to tic WICEL AND HIS NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE, HIS ICAO LEVEL AND BOTH FEET ON THE GROUNO.” BOtf' S: CONTORTIONIST?” Leslie: No, a guy trying to do business UNDER OPA. -MHS— Tic basketball team was traveling by bus. About half way to ticir destination, one of ticm produced a large fruit cake and ATI IT GREEDILY. After a time he began to groan and double himself up and then straighten out again. WICN HE HAD GONE ON LIKE THIS FOR SOME TIME, CHUB” ASKEO HIM: VSKVT'S THE MATTER, DONALD?” That cake I ate, groaned Donald R. It had nuts, and I thii the baker FORGOT TO SHELL TICM. My GOooNEssr saio Chub . Ano can you crack them by just benoing? —MHS— 'BARREN I: «I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THI8 REPORT CARO. KENNY L: I DON'T EITHER. IT SURE IS A SLOPPY PRINT JOB. —MHS— ’.Valter B: I understand they have SPEEDED UP TIC HIGH SCHOOL FOR YOU FELLOWS GOING INTO SERVICE. Robert W: speeded upi Say, I STOPPED TO T ttE A SHOWER THE OTHER DAY AND WIEN I GOT BACK TO CLASSES I'D MISSED MY WHOLE SOPHOMORE YEAR. —MHS— Douglas: I nearly twew that fresh GUY RIGHT OUT OF THE STORE. Harold: K w so? Douglas: I told him the picture POST-CARDS OF THE TOWN WERE TWO FOR FIVE AND TIC COMICS TH«E FOR FIVE ANO HE ASKED WHICH WERE TIC COMICS. —MHS— .ARfCR VOLK WAS TRYING UNSUCCESSFULLY TO GET TWO UJLES INTO A CERTAIN SECTION OF HIS FIELD WHEN TIC PARSON CALC BY. YOU'RE JUST TIC MAN I WANT TO SEE, EXCLAIMED WARNER. I WANT TO KNOW HOW NOAH EVER GOT TICSE THINGS IN TIC ARK?. —MHS— Donald Clark apprcmched tic old sea CAPTAIN SMILINGLY. YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED—WHY 00 YOU SEA FOLKS ALWAYS CALL A BOAT 'SIC'? The CAPTAIN'S ANSWER WAS READY: EVER TRY TO STEER ONE? —MHS— Mr. maughvn: I'm tempted to give THIS CLASS A TEST. Loren G: yield not to temptation.