Mariemont High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Mariemont, OH)

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ANN JUDSON WHITEFORD Now herees a redhead With an admirable mien, But donat call her carrot top, aCause carrot tops are green. ELIZABETH LOU WILDER She never shows temper Tess someone has riled her, And then, like us all, Gets decidedly wilder! FRED JOHN WINKLER The last on the list This lad must be; IFS only Alphabetically. 27

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WINIFRED TOON One must be Adorahly and delightfully coy; To entangle The sialwart American boy. ' Ci us; and ugly I dsicarft ,prress, Eslr Ias meant to her friends 9,de WA syndiMHS. 26 DAVID TUCKER He knows 11,5 an achievement In any enterprise, T0 capitalize. T0 please as well 7 cw , 5 a ' HELEN REBECCA w LTHAMjr ,7, w She has 110 time . , , 1 For tnfles, I flnd; 4 , t1 She seems to have mammony 7 On her mind.

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WHAT BUILDINGS CAN TELL! iiNot to be bragging, I must admit I am a beautiful building, quite large, surrounded by lawns and shrub- bery. My wings have spread, my skylights draw the sun, my . . . oh my, I am impressive! But ,twas not always thus. I shall always remember when the clasa of 756 graduated; it was twenty years ago, and what a year! With all the hammering and pounding I thought I would fall to the ground. My new rooms were but steel skeletons, and my roof just balanced planks. Here I am now, but where are they, the victims of my en- counter? We buildings have rare intelligence not known by all. We retain the words spoken within our walls, and pass them on. And this is what I,ve heard: Those F.T.A.7s .have really come a long way since 56. Barb Call is frantically chasing kindergartners down the slide, while Winnie Toon and Carol Teeter are ducking erasers here at dear, old M.H.S. Mary Jo Duncan is faithfully teaching little Injuns in a mission school7 and Marilyn Stormer is Dean of Women at Swellsley College in the Mid-West. The southern girls of Memphis are receiving Voice lessons from Sue Fer- guson. The Can-Can of Paris has a new twist with Pat Holt as a dancing instructor. Larry Smith is continuing to debate, but hes gone professional. Lina Uvaas has- given up teaching for a career in foreign espionage. The class of 356 has established a record in sports. Both Delores Moermond and Peggy Shannon have reared basketball teams. All these children try their nerves7 so the mammas call on Mary Ann Simmons who is head of HRock-A-Bye Baby Sitting Service? Torn Roehrieh is coaching a girls, football team at Vassar. Bobo Huber lectures on football tactics wherever and whenever anyone will listen. Ramsey J ohnson was seen racing Banister around the Square, and David Tucker woke up just in time to furnish the music. Churchill Downs saw Ruth Ann Nashls horse winning the Ken- tucky Derby. I sure wish Nancy Maeseher would make that tiholevin-onef A lab building told me about Fred Juergens, the Itcraziestjs nuclear physicist. He works with David Mil- ler who is trying to devise a new formula on how to go fishing. In a recent popularity poll Dick Martina was voted lgMost Flirtatious Pharmacist of the Year. The Federated Union of Optometrists has voted Ruthie Hughes, iLMiss Eyes. Jean Mehnert is IiSweetheart Nurse of the Yearf7 Of course there are those of our number who must always go to extiemes. I was sure of this fact when I heard that Pat Huff was caught stealing a pony,s Ittalef, and that Ruth Gessner was a nationally known counselor for the Society of Overweight Women. Judy Elias is replacing the tilaughing lady at Coney Islandls Mirror Maze. Jerry Sundahl has just invented a most con- venient and useful gmoondial.w Bucky Rowland demon strates reducing exercises on television. On the foreign scene Judy Schuler and Sue Farley are on the spot artists for an African safari. Some ultraumodern homes told me of their prosperous inhabitants. It seems that Martha Bredwell is enjoying herself as the wife of an oil tycoon. He sells his oil to Nancy McEwan and Darlene Gehring, joint owners of the Shell Corporation. Bill'PfeiHer manufactures digest- ible crayons and paste. An atomic powered passenger car was invented by Dale Perkins, and is being sold by Judy Whiteford, Ford dealer on Mars Fred Johns owns a chain of dimestores, The Construction Firm of Apple- gate, Dean, and Fee has begun planning the worlds largest fish bowl. Homes for the occupants will be de- signed by Norma Everitt. In every magazine I see the iIIpana Smileil model- ed by Bill Neckel. Donlt let those beautiful teeth fool you; his plates were created by Janet Dewire, D.D.S. Carla Schuettler is an airline stewardesssulterior motive still men. Barbara Kane is quite happy painting the red stripes on candy canes. The town has been com- pletely sewn up by Janet Day. George Schwein has finally learned the fine art of being a gentleman of leisure. A Broadway theatre told me of the brilliant perform- ance of Jean Praehar in a new musical extravaganza which was reviewed recently by the noted literary critic, Lynn Danby. Ann Clemons is a jazz connoisseur on WCIN, and Levanda Heller is her featured pianist. A guest on the program was Gail Harmon, the oi'lieial piano tuner for Liberace. Televisionis comedy sIHall of Fame has added the names of Banfill and Poynter- second only to Martin and Lewis. Betty Kidd emcees a novel show entitled uFuture Contortionists of Americai7 Carol and Nancy Doll recently published a book entitled I Led a Double Life, and Carol Jo Henry has just completed her newest novel, I was 4; Com- munist for the S.P.C.A. They say Betty Brown is the fashion co-ordinator at Carole Dinkel and Margy Hostetterls exclusive HTall Girls, Shop? Kay Gilman owns and runs a world-wide boys, camp at which Ardene Coning is the head counse- lor. With their minds still on food-Becky Walthall is the oliicial cookie taster at Strietmanifs, Tom Nugent owns the iiSprucewoodia and Chile Mullenix runs the Madisonplace Chile Parlor. Alberta Appel is the chief squeezer at a cider press. As I said before buildings are quite intelligent, and the following news came to me with no surprise. Of course I knew that Dick Meibers would still be mooeh- ing, and like all roots, Bob would still be grasping Fred Winkler, naturally, is still winking. Tom Gray is still heading west through Fairfax. Betty Lou, without a doubt, is tiVVilder,9 than ever; and Dorothy Mount is ever mounting to higher achievements. My friends, all buildings, have told me these things. From now on may I suggest that you watch what you say, for I know what buildings could tell? N. E. 8i P. S.