Marcellus High School - Wildcats Yearbook (Marcellus, MI)

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CLASS PROPHECY How about going on a trip to the North Pole? No, not to see Santa Claus. He is on strike ever since Roger Anderson invented the Bouncy Bunny . This new toy znakes kiddies so happy that they bust their three-cornered pants four ways. We zoom out there in ten minutes in the 1958 rocket plane which is one of the many articles manu- factured in the factories of the fabulously rich Russell Morlan, who, reportedly, paid one third of the government's total expenses last year. He was quoted as saying, I would have had to pay it in income tax anyway. Here we are at Jack Harris' Tropical Ranch. The famous physicist, Juanita Hagan, discovered a way to tap the inner heat of the earth, so Jack Harris spent a few of the millions he had made in his world-wide mortuary chain. As we circle the ranch by air we see basking at the pool, Chuck Skidmore, quarterback and part owner of the World Champion Detroit Lions. Near him in a sun chair is La Verne Cremone, none other than Lois Ann Cree, the movie queen. Near her is Dorothy Artis, who invented the typo1ine regis ter , the business machine that has given secretaries up

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Class Prophecy lConti.nuedl to 337, more time to sit on the boss' lap. Off to the left a bit is Eugene Beadle with three of his five children. While directing the American Farm Bureau, Eugene bought one of the Utypoline registers for his secretary. Well, things happen fast. As we land we are met by Varetta Copenhaver, whose epic singing commercial for Sousy Dousy soap flakes was recently played in Carnegie Hall under the direction of the great conductor, Evelyn Ritter. Coming up from the rear are Bob I-Iibbard and Ed Schten, the greatest baseball battery of our tirnes. Later on we meet the remaining two guests of the fourteen whom .Tack has invited to his place for a week-long reunion. Claire Elsey and Pearl Smith who go under the trade name of Coil and Poi.1 run through one of their routines to get our reactions and we can see why they have been called the most famous comedy team since Max Baer and Slapsy Maxy Rosenbloom. Altogether it looks like there is a very enjoyable time in store for everybody.