Marceline High School - Marcello Yearbook (Marceline, MO)

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Hazel Zurcher, the renowned money conversa- tionalist, recently remarked to the press, The average man lies thirty years longer than he did in the l800's. He must, in order to get his taxes paid. She also remarked that we've learned this much during inflation, Money still talks, but it doesn't say much . I see where Gerald Stanley announced the open- ing of Stcm1ey's Funeral Parlor. We all knew he'd be the last one to let us down. And this ladies and gentlemen concludes the history of the Senior Class of 1951. Please listen next week to the Annual Golden School Day Re- view. And now, if you will excuse me, I shall say farewell. My cows have broken through the pas- ture fence again, and I must go corral them. eniom - f 951 fm Bottom row. left to right: Geneva Wright, Beta Asher, Mary Lois Twitchel, Billie Rose Cupp. Bonnie Bell, Dorothy Cordray, Io Ann Stanley. Ruth Ann Yocom. Helen Lewis, Sharon Boudreaux, Lelia Quinn, Hazel Zurcher, and Donna West. Second row: Mr. Amen. Arthur Dean Wilson. Calvin McCauslin. Roger Boone, Bonnie Blew, Lucille Hepworth, Margaret Hunter. Paddy King, Ruby Green. Bonnie Staats,. Carol Shroyer, Charles Lake, Vernon Bowman, Don Still, and Mrs. Payden. Top row: Byron Boudreaux. Ioe Sportsman, Gene Ross, Ronnie Wiggins, Kay Smith, Mitchell McGown, luck Staples, Bob Smith. Bob Axcell, Richard Eitel, Jerry Fox, Gerald Stanley, Bob Magee. and Carol Lower. 27

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Charles Lake, who has devoted his life to writing a biography of pink elephants, was kept awake until l a. m. the other morning by the blaring radio of a neighbor. But he fixed him. At four a. m. the neighbor's telephone rang long and loud. It was Charles calling to tell him how much he had en- joyed the music. Iack Staples always did love to eat. He's quite wealthy now, so the day he entered the Diamond Muleshoe and- was instantly handed a lengthy menu by an attentive waiter, studying it carefully for several minutes, lack exclaimed in his best Mis- souri drawl, W-a-a-l-l, I don't guess I see anything to object to. Glen Porter is now quite famous for statistical research. After considerable work, he enlightened us the other day with this little gem, Twenty-five per cent of men who get married propose while driving ia car. This only goes to show that more accidents happen on the road than anywhere else . Ierry Fox, a rich Hollywood playboy, who directs the dance band at the Pink Derby . certainly had a surprise the other day. It seems he ordered a loud sport shirt: after unwrapping it, he found a note in his pocket which read, Please write and send a photo to the following address. Naturally enough, Ierry promptly wrote a letter, imagining that she might be beautiful and perhaps wealthy. Within a few days his answer came. l was just curious to see what kind of looking fellow would buy such a funny shirt . She was the salesgirl. Don Still was recently featured in the Unusual Occupation column of the American Magazine . All day long he sits in front of a blackboard in a factory and draws faces that will stop the clocks, so that they can be shipped. Lucille Hepworth is a high pressure salesgirl in a fur shop. One day last week the proprietor, Hattie Carnegie, was amazed to find that a large group of furs which she had planned to discard had all been sold. Certainly, madarn , Lucille said, I just 4 .26 put an ad in the paper stating that we had some furs too high priced for the average housewife, and they were all gone by noon . Calvin McCauslin, the famous Dripping Weather- man , recently received a phone call from his old classmate, Mitchell McGown, who now owns a home for lost Pekingese pups. Mitchell inquired about the weather condition and received this surprising re- ply from the one and only Calvin, It's raining 'cats and dogs'. I know because I just stepped in a 'poodle'. Io Ann Stanley has taken the place of Marie Wilson in the movie. Everyone agrees that she is a very sweet girl. but not too, oh--for instance, the other day she was riding by a gas station with a friend and remarked, Isn't it wonderful how these filling station people know just where to set up pumps to get gas . Helen Lewis, who was recently married, exclaimed that she approved of married life, also she gave all girls, wishing to become brides, a little tip: What every young bride should know-cooking. Bob Axcell has been awarded the Sell-well award this year: however his glory must have left him a little careless, for one day a customer raged into Bob's store and retorted, That lot you sold me is fifteen feet under water . Yes, I know , replied Bob, I also sell boats! Bonnie Staats stalled Charles' car in front of Wals- worth's one night in the heavy 5 o'clock traffic. The man in the car behind her started blowing his horn loudly. With great poise, Bonpie got out and walked back to the impatient man. I'll toot your horn, Bonnie said, While you start my car. Ronnie Wiggins, who recently ran in the Missouri Derby, exclaimed to his foreman the other day, I don't like the way that horse I bought from you al- ways keeps his head down . The foreman repied, He's showing his shame because of the low price you paid for him.

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