Marceline High School - Marcello Yearbook (Marceline, MO)

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We, the Senior Class, will our places in the audi- torium, our dignity, our progressive attitude, our patience with the teachers, our experience, poise, knowledge, an instruction booklet entitled, How to Command the Respect of the Underclassmenu. and a gum machine, which we hope will provide ample dividends, so they can take a senior trip to our buddies, the jtmiors. To ourselves, we the Senior Class, cheerfully will 205 railroad handkerchiefs in assorted colors to be used graduation night. I, Ierry Fox, will my Rocket 88, 3-door converti- ble, Ford automobile to Robert Couch. Don't drive too fast Robert I never exceed 105 m.p.h. I, Bonnie Bell, will my lazy way to Kitty Vaughn Peden. I, Helen Lewis, will my love of athletics and athletes to Betty Gooch. I, Io Ann Stanley, will my ability to write sweet letters to our men in service to Barbara Guthrie. I, lack Staples, will my beautiful friendship with Paddy King to anyone lucky enough to deserve it. I, Bob Magee, will my ability to take seven solids my senior year to anyone who wants it. I, Ruth Yocom, will my ability to hold my temper in Phys. Ed. to Sondra Walsworth. I, Reta Asher, will my ability of acquiring an en- gagement ring, square dancing every night, and still having my lessons for all of our senior classes the next day, to any junior girl who doesn't really need much sleep anyway. I, Donna West, will my giggle to my little sister. Caryl. 22 I, Geneva Wright, will my height to Don Wals- worth, so he'll know how the other half feels. 1, Vernon Bowman, will my skill on the dance floor and bashful ways to Iimmy Beckwith. I, Lucille Hepworth, will my romantic and some- times embarrassing situations to Patty Lewis. I, Lelia Quinn, will my ability to make E's in American Problems to my sister, Kathryn, who will probably need it! I. Don Still, will my carload of feminine admirers and ability to square dance to George Selby. I, Lois Twitchel, will loud boisterous ways to Wil- lard White. I, Dorothy Cordray, will a copy of Always True to You Darlin', my theme song, to Olive Fisher. I I, Robert St. Iohn Gregory Smith, being of sound mind and good health, do hereby bequeath my partnership in bookkeeping with the honorable Wil- liam F. Hayden to Pickles Heins: don't go bankrupt, Pickles. I, Gerald Stanley, will my Saturday night three- mile jaunt and hair-raising escapades with women to Ioey Gosmyer. I, Kay Smith, will and bequeath my Colgate Smile and outstanding ears to Bill King. I, Gene Ross, will my fleet of GETTER-FLOAT plastic warships to Allen Medlin. I, Bonnie Staatsfdolhereby leave to Ava Stanley my theory that Men are like dogs-they're always barking about something. Take heed. Ava. You'll find it's true. l Hi., Y,

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.gznior Cgfafia We, the Senior Class of 1951, city of Marceline, state of Missouri do hereby declare this to be our last will and testament revoking all others and codicils heretofore made. We, the Senior Class, leave to the high school a Marcello to be placed in the library as an accurate and authentic record of our Golden Rule Days. We, the Senior Class, leave to Mr. Moore three heavily padded chairs, so that his little visitors in the future will be comfy while they wait. We, the Senior Class, wish to will a bottle of Color Back and a bronze medal of recognition to Mr. Amen for his outstanding accomplishments in the field of baby sitting. We, the Senior Class. leave to Miss Horn a steel vault equipped with a combination lock to be used only for top secret information. We, the Senior Class, leave to Mrs. Payden twenty chairs equipped with electric current, so she may be assured of prompt replies and recitations from her sleepy students in the sixth hour English class. We, the Senior Class, will to Mr. Hayden a nine gross box of erasers to be distributed among the students of next year's typing class, so he won't have to use so much energy in correcting errors. To Mr. Wiley, the Senior Class leaves a bottle of Wildroot to be used after his rambunctious direction of the band and a yea:r's supply of batons. To Mrs. Gipe, the Senior Class leaves a box of V-Mail, so she won't get behind in her correspqnd- ence. mf' We, the Senior Class, leave to Mr. Davis a pas- teurized cow that gives homogenized milk six times a day. To Miss Caldwell, we leave an automatic scooter, so that she can glide across the street every morn- ing promptly at 8:30 a. m., before the traffic be- comes congested. We, the Senior Class, will a tardy tabulating ma- chine to Wilma, so that she can tally the scores of the students and announce the winner each month. To Sondra Cavanah, we leave a request with her boss that she be paid extra for the candy and gum she sells at noon and in the morning. We, the Senior Class wish to leave to Mr. Oliver a robot to be used to haul the flag down when it is raining. To Miss Lamb, we, the Senior Class, leave several masterpieces which were created by members of our class. May they be a constant inspiration to future art classes. To Coach Gardener, we leave a wheel barrow and a shine-like-new polishing cloth. The wheel barrow to carry thefnumerous trophies as future classes win them by the carload, and the polishing cloth to be used on cold wintry evenings as Coach sits by the fire and shines them to perfection. We, the Senior Class, leave a life-size baby doll to the Freshman Class with the hope that they will take turns playing with it between dances at Foley's. We, the Senior Class, leave twenty-six plastic yo-yos to the sophomore boys to manipulate while they wait for the sophomore girls to return from Brookfield.

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I, Ruby Green, do hereby will and bequeath my naturally blonde hair and my reducing manual that ISN'T magic to Betty McClusky. Take good care of it Betty, and you can't lose Close weight, that isll I, Carol Shroyer. do hereby leave my habit of keeping late hours and still getting to school the next day to Gloria Sportsman. I, Ronnie Wiggins, do hereby leave to the future girls of M. H. S., a life-size portrait of me to be hung in the trophy case, so they can all see what they missed. I, Richard Eitel, do hereby will my Model A to any boy who can squeeze eight kids in a three passenger car and still find the gear shift. I, Hazel Zurcher, do hereby will and bequeath my easy going manner and ability to compile a yearbook without a visit to St. Ioseph Sanitarium to Nancy Walsworth. , I, Sharon Boudreaux, do hereby will my interest for a certain party belonging to the Alumni to Mar- jory Burch. I, Bonnie Blew, will my perfect attendance of school and appreciation for GOOD jokes to Norma Moodie. I, Ioe Sportsman, will my ability to get a ride to Brookfield nightly to lack White. I, Charles Lake, will my industrious and compre- hensive ways with books to Bob Royar. I, Calvin McCauslin, will my wholesome interest in agriculture and love for the soil to Howard Wil- liamson. I, Billie Cupp, will my shrewd driving abilities to Charles Ablen. I, Byron Boudreaux, leave my deep blue eyes and baby dimples to G. B. Putman. I, Roger Boone, will my seat next to the door, on the bus, to Howard Shives. I, Margaret Hunter, will my athletic ability and gift of gab to Donna Fowble. I, Glen Porter, leave my quiet, studious ways to Bill Stauffer. I, Mitchell McGown, will my entwining arms and love for underclassmen girls to Ronald Hosford. I, Dean Wilson, will my broad shoulders and dynamic muscles to Roland Lohmar. I. Paddy King, do hereby leave my little black book of male names and addresses, a box of pink, scented stationery, and a book of stamps to Patsy Henry. I, Mac Lower, leave my love for hillbilly music and five free lessons on how to do the Brookfield Stomp to Eddie Sam Myers. I, Bob Axcell, leave my unique laboratory tech- nique in chemistry to Margaret Burgener. The foregoing document was signed, sealed, pub- lished, and declared by the Senior Class of 1950 of Marceline High School on this eighteenth day of May in the year of our Lord one thousand and nine hundred and fifty, as and for our Last Will and Testament. ' f 1 I ti Senior Class, 1951 y' 23