Marceline High School - Marcello Yearbook (Marceline, MO)

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Gene Koehl has spent h1s l1fe SINCE graduatmg from M H S rewr1t1ng M11 ton Berle s Joke book It 1S sa1d the sub way compan1es IH the c1t1es are w1den mg the1r a1sles smce so many people roll 1n them whlle readmff th1s book on the1r way to and from work W1l1a Jo Hopper regardless of the excellent tra1n1ng she rece1ved 1n soc1al sc1ence courses 1n M H S st11l th1nks a mandat 1S a prearranged meetmg Wlth her boy fr1end The local polxce author1t1es were un able to solve a case recently so they call son Heavens cr1ed W1ll1e when he arrlved on the scene th1s IS more ser 1ous than I thought' The wlndow IS broken on both s1des R1chard Jones has wr1tten a book en t1tled The T1ger s Last Lap The scene 1S la1d 1n a bowl of m1lk Wllma Kleln has wr1tten a book deal 1ng Wlth d1vorce cases of the mov1e stars The t1tle IS Who s Whose ln Hollywood 1n the mov1es now H1s motto IS Better a small role than a long loaf After w1nn1ng f1rst prlze 1n the na tlonal contest for the most unusual freckle deslgn B111 Kmg had enough money to establ1sh a bus1ness of hls own He IS now pres1dent of King s Klng SIZ9 Kopper Kettles Inc Beverly Br1ggs d1rector of th Band of Amerlca recently stated that she owes all her talent to the exper1ence ga1ned d1rect1ng the jumor band after school hours at dear old M H S After graduatmg from Washmgton Un1vers1ty w1th h1gh honors 1n the fleld of merchand1s1ng Mary Lou Axcell ha establ1shed herself as manager of Saks F1fth Avenue Inc She has made th1S company 9l'Y11I'1eI'1tfOI' 1ts f1ne fabrlcs modern styles and noted motto Better sacks for your greenbacks .John Vater owns a second hand store on Kansas Avenue and the s1gn out 1n front reads If you can t f1nd lt 1n the d1ct1onary the atlas or the encycloped1a dont be d1scouraged come to Vaters Jerry Burgener 1S playlng b1t parts lunk Heap And now the curta1ns are drawn Thls however does not end the eterna1 l1fe of the sp1r1t of the Senlors of 49 and 50 So well d1d they play the1r roles at M H S that they should be rewarded by the prom1se that the1r succ sses and fr1endsh1ps w1ll long be remembered and cherlshed . . .... , H . . . . - ,, . . - - U . , . . l I V! 7 7 ' . . . . ' , ' e KG Q!! ' - 1 ed in the famous detective, Willie Frand- ---- - - . Gd ,YY ' ' ' . l C . H . . - ' 7 V 7 l y,. ', l - r - 7 . . - , - - cc - 1 av , . - . , . . . ' ' H , ' l ' . 5 v Q 1 1 . D . , , . . . . e . . . 25

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Earlene Guest 1S the new sunt des1gn er at Tayler s Tallored Su1ts for the gentlemen of d1st1nct1on As a result of much t1me spent read 1ng love magazmes 1n all her study halls Neva He1ns 1S presldent of L L L In corporated fLook at em love em and leave em? Neva s adv1sor and personal frlend Lo1s K1DCa1d who IS the dxrector of the Lonely Hearts Club has com mented favorably on her frlend s accompllshments The surprlse of the century came when Bob Helton replaced Charles At las as the example for the dynamlc muscle development courses and when J1m Green toured Europe wlth a ballet troupe of France under the stage name J1mksk Green1nsk1 Marllyn Evans a famed opera slnger certalnly makes up 1n volume what she lacks 1n tone Durmg an 1ntcrm1ss1on a small boy was overheard askmg h1S fath er lf It was true Marllyn sang to the men 1n prlsons Yes my boy the lather replled And bear that 1n mlnd lf you are ever tempted to do wrong Heath Floray long t1me track and Olymplc long dxstanc runner IS pres1 dent of th Heath Ca 1dy Bar Company H1s motto Eat Heaths for Health becommg a natlonal by word H1s suc cess he adm1ts lS due to the secret blend of lngredlents patented by h1s two asso C13t6S M1nn1 PaSS1g and Anna Korn brust Shlrley Terr1ll ha a face l1ft1ng bus1 ness 1n New Jersey Her motto IS Are you feellng low Come 1n and we ll glV9 you a l1ft Th blonde bombshell Nell1e Land reth was on tr1al agaln last week for blgamy The Judge not only acqultted her but also made a date for the follow mg week When Charles Flsher went to West Pomt he not only got permlsslon to change h1s name to Napoleon but he al so wore frock coats and cocked hats As a result of h1s harrowmg experlence when he sat on top of a water tower and 1ns1sted It was the nsland of Elbe and that he had been exlled for ten days Dr Dean Hays presldent of Dlzzy Dean s Asylum 1nv1ted Charles to l1V9 wlth hlm How ever he IS dlssatlsfled as there are al ready SIX other Napoleons Mrs Betty Pope lS now supportmg her famlly ln luxurlous wealth acqulred by the sale of her famed Pope s Process ed Pork Puree N na Snowden IS now 1nternat1onally famous as the wrlter of the sensatlonal new book Ra1s1ns of Anger Th1s great novel plctures l1fe on a grape plan tatlon rather dry the cr1t1es say The current newsreels have been featurmg the flrst a1r hostess to the moon Martha St1ll It lS rumored that she was very unpopular wlth all the moon ladxes because all the moon men left when they saw her fleft for the earth that IS, Laverne HlCkS co owner of Stllls 'Vlovmg Salon 1n Manhattan IS Ch1Gf monsleur and backscratcher of th1s fxrm tette ln the world has been awarded to B111 Green h1s xxxf and thelr two sons B111 Blue Green and Lee Llme Green They are now tourlng the natxon ln the model car the VVh1pp t The master sclentlst James Metzger has developed th1s lngen ous machme through manv vears study especlallv durxng h1s h1gh school day s Haxe you notlced how much smart r tb n p ople much nes seem to b t1ng quoted from the outstandmg radlo commentator Don Stanley seems to be the prom1nentquest1on 1n the publ1c m1nd Clarence the new ow ner of Stanley s Cold Storage Lockers owes hlS success to h1s famous by words You k1ll em we ch1ll em , . . . . . H . . . ,, A , n . , I I , . . , . . . - , , ,. . I - , , . . . . 1 1 - 1 7 7 , ' 1 1 l 1 E . . . L6 ' ' Y? 1 , . 1 1 i ' . Q . . Sf n - 7 . 1 1 ' , . 1 f 1 3 n Q ' - - cc , 77 ' . , . , 7 ' . ,, . . . 77 I 7 - , . . . . Q . .- A ' ' ' The t1tle of the fastest bowllng quar- e t '. - . , . M ..-ls . y . Y. 9. . ' ' , 7 . . . . . . - 'Y 1 G . 1 Q n ' ' Q' ' , S - . . . . D . . Q . K A . . . . . ' , ' - - - s - , , . V . A K' v ' ' Q 1.2 2 . . . S . 3 ggi- 9 1 . ' F ' N l ' . n I 1 y - 7 . 1 V . ' ' ' ' , 44 ' 1 vw Y - ' y 1 C6 ' ' 57 , ' - 24

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Sen zor Class Will We the Senlor Class of 1950 of the Marcelme Hngh School bemg of sound mmd and memory do hereby make pub lxsh and d clare thls to be our last w1ll and testament To dear old M H S we the semors leave all the fun and good tlmes we have had durmg our four years To the faculty we leave a ream of paper and a gross of penclls wlth whlch to wr1te down the names of all the coup les who sxt together before school and at noon To the Junlors we 1 ave our seats 1n assembly Our pos1t1ons on the football and basketball teams we leave to the sopho mores We the semors leave to th fresh men a book ent1tled How to W1n Frlends and Influence Upperclassmen A subscr1pt1on to Better Homes and Gardens and a manual entltled How to Keep Your Husband Happy we w1ll to Dorothy Downmg We leave to Carmaleta Landreth an electrlc typ wr1ter to speed up her typ mg for the agr1culture department To Mr Ol1ver we the semors be queath a Super Duper Brush and Broom Set I Mary Lou Axc ll w1ll my neat locker and my helpful lockermate to any one unlucky enough to get them I Donald Belt leave my way w1th a song to crooner Eddle Sam Myers I Mary Martha Black w1ll and be qu ath my spmghtly ways on the gym floor to Hazel Fox Mv naturallv red halr I Erma Bleu bequeath to Paddy Kmg I John Bowman w1ll my dally trlps to the llbrary to Robert Couch I Betty Brammer leave to Mac Lower my love for red ha1r I Beverly Brlggs w1ll my short black curly ha1r to Don Lake I Jerry Burgener w1ll my wmmnff fl1rtat1ous sm1le to Gerald Stanley I Sondra Cavanah w1ll my small daxnty feet to Bob Royar I Flora Chrlsman bequeath my a b1l1ty to go w1th Brookfxeld boys to Nola Beth St1ll My pos1t1on on the football squad I Lee Downey leave to Dale Heaney To Bonme Fox I Ruth Edgar w1ll my love for short boys I Kenneth Edle w1ll my manly phy sxque to Jack Barnes I Eugene Elkms w1ll my ab1l1ty to go West to anyone who 1S that lucky ox1de bottl and reduclng manual to Ruby Green I Charles Fxsher w1ll my love for h1llb1lly muslc to Walter Roberts I .Ioan Fletcher bequeath my ath let1c bu1ld to Geneva Wrlght I H ath Floray w1ll my nxckname handsome to Kay Smlth I Wlllle Frandson w1ll a new pencll Sharpener to the study hall I Dottle GIFAHGF w1ll and bequeath my weekly trnps to Key tesvxlle to Bonn e Blew and Stan I Vlctor Gladbach w1ll my small ness of stature to Donald Rlepe I Sue Goett do hereby w1ll my a blhtv to get E s ln shorthand to Sharon Boudreaux D I . H 1 - . 0 . . . , - 1 9 1 . . . , . . . , . - 9 1 Q: J 1 a s 9 ' ' ' o l . c . . Y , , ! 3 1 v e ' ' . , . - 3 ! ' ' 66 U7 ' v ' , . I, Marllyn Evans, bequeath my per- , . . 0 . f 1 3 7 2 - . . . I . ! 3 - ' s 1 1 ' , 46 , Q . . H v K- 9 v ' 4. '9 ' D . , c , . . . . . , H . s V v . 9 1 7 I 7, 4 . -I , . s 7 ' , , ' Q ' ' N' . 9 v ' - . n Y 1 Y J V v 1 .