Marceline High School - Marcello Yearbook (Marceline, MO)

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Earlene Guest 1S the new sunt des1gn er at Tayler s Tallored Su1ts for the gentlemen of d1st1nct1on As a result of much t1me spent read 1ng love magazmes 1n all her study halls Neva He1ns 1S presldent of L L L In corporated fLook at em love em and leave em? Neva s adv1sor and personal frlend Lo1s K1DCa1d who IS the dxrector of the Lonely Hearts Club has com mented favorably on her frlend s accompllshments The surprlse of the century came when Bob Helton replaced Charles At las as the example for the dynamlc muscle development courses and when J1m Green toured Europe wlth a ballet troupe of France under the stage name J1mksk Green1nsk1 Marllyn Evans a famed opera slnger certalnly makes up 1n volume what she lacks 1n tone Durmg an 1ntcrm1ss1on a small boy was overheard askmg h1S fath er lf It was true Marllyn sang to the men 1n prlsons Yes my boy the lather replled And bear that 1n mlnd lf you are ever tempted to do wrong Heath Floray long t1me track and Olymplc long dxstanc runner IS pres1 dent of th Heath Ca 1dy Bar Company H1s motto Eat Heaths for Health becommg a natlonal by word H1s suc cess he adm1ts lS due to the secret blend of lngredlents patented by h1s two asso C13t6S M1nn1 PaSS1g and Anna Korn brust Shlrley Terr1ll ha a face l1ft1ng bus1 ness 1n New Jersey Her motto IS Are you feellng low Come 1n and we ll glV9 you a l1ft Th blonde bombshell Nell1e Land reth was on tr1al agaln last week for blgamy The Judge not only acqultted her but also made a date for the follow mg week When Charles Flsher went to West Pomt he not only got permlsslon to change h1s name to Napoleon but he al so wore frock coats and cocked hats As a result of h1s harrowmg experlence when he sat on top of a water tower and 1ns1sted It was the nsland of Elbe and that he had been exlled for ten days Dr Dean Hays presldent of Dlzzy Dean s Asylum 1nv1ted Charles to l1V9 wlth hlm How ever he IS dlssatlsfled as there are al ready SIX other Napoleons Mrs Betty Pope lS now supportmg her famlly ln luxurlous wealth acqulred by the sale of her famed Pope s Process ed Pork Puree N na Snowden IS now 1nternat1onally famous as the wrlter of the sensatlonal new book Ra1s1ns of Anger Th1s great novel plctures l1fe on a grape plan tatlon rather dry the cr1t1es say The current newsreels have been featurmg the flrst a1r hostess to the moon Martha St1ll It lS rumored that she was very unpopular wlth all the moon ladxes because all the moon men left when they saw her fleft for the earth that IS, Laverne HlCkS co owner of Stllls 'Vlovmg Salon 1n Manhattan IS Ch1Gf monsleur and backscratcher of th1s fxrm tette ln the world has been awarded to B111 Green h1s xxxf and thelr two sons B111 Blue Green and Lee Llme Green They are now tourlng the natxon ln the model car the VVh1pp t The master sclentlst James Metzger has developed th1s lngen ous machme through manv vears study especlallv durxng h1s h1gh school day s Haxe you notlced how much smart r tb n p ople much nes seem to b t1ng quoted from the outstandmg radlo commentator Don Stanley seems to be the prom1nentquest1on 1n the publ1c m1nd Clarence the new ow ner of Stanley s Cold Storage Lockers owes hlS success to h1s famous by words You k1ll em we ch1ll em , . . . . . H . . . ,, A , n . , I I , . . , . . . - , , ,. . I - , , . . . . 1 1 - 1 7 7 , ' 1 1 l 1 E . . . L6 ' ' Y? 1 , . 1 1 i ' . Q . . Sf n - 7 . 1 1 ' , . 1 f 1 3 n Q ' - - cc , 77 ' . , . , 7 ' . ,, . . . 77 I 7 - , . . . . Q . .- A ' ' ' The t1tle of the fastest bowllng quar- e t '. - . , . M ..-ls . y . Y. 9. . ' ' , 7 . . . . . . - 'Y 1 G . 1 Q n ' ' Q' ' , S - . . . . D . . Q . K A . . . . . ' , ' - - - s - , , . V . A K' v ' ' Q 1.2 2 . . . S . 3 ggi- 9 1 . ' F ' N l ' . n I 1 y - 7 . 1 V . ' ' ' ' , 44 ' 1 vw Y - ' y 1 C6 ' ' 57 , ' - 24

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IS wonder1ng when she can come down to earth NOTFIS Preston now known across the contment as Sparkle Plenty Preston the D1amond Krng has made h1s fortune by comb1n1ng a taxl cab serv1ce and a ser1es of n1ght clubs H1s cabs wh1ch are all super deluxe blue Fords were so popular that people rode 1n them wheth er they had anyplace to go or not He de c1ded to remedy the s1tuat1on by openmg n1ght clubs at all the taX1 barns Known for h1s or1g1nal enterta1nm nt he 1S cur rently featur1ng 1n h1s newest club the D1amond Muleshoe MISS Lulu Wolfe lbetter known to her old classmates as Lolsl She 1S well known for her acro batxc dancmg wh1ch she used to pract1ce back at Foley s 1n Marcel1ne Rlchard Wr1ght has also made h1s mark ln the world by ra1s1ng somethlng new 1n the farm1ng lme-people callmg hogs Sald to be the only hogs that can call people they have won pr1ze after pr1ze at state fa1rs and Were recently b1l led at Mad1SOD Square Garden The Reverend Dwlght R1chardson IS recognlzed as one of the greatest prod1 gys SIHCS Thomas Ed1son He has r1sen from sell1ng B1blES at rev1val meet1ngs to the foremost spot on rad1o broadcast 1n Speak1ng of rad1o we are rem1nded of Robert Stephenson who after playlng quarterback for four years at M U and f1n1sh1ng hlS career as a profess1onal player has become the most popular sportscaster on the rad1o He 1S declar ed by an 1mpart1al survey to be the one wh1ch most small boys run home after school to hear Loneta Tw1tchel has become the leadlng flgure on the P1llsbury Flour rad1o program As her stage name she chose Lulu Loafpan patterned after the famous personage Betty Crocker Gene Solomon has worked out a mar velous new game comb1n1ng the features of sol1ta1re and chess It 1S played by one person and the PIECES are called solo men 1nstead of chessmen It s sweep1ng the country as the most popular past1me of the century Roger Parkey has bullt enormou glue works and IS slmply roll1ng 11 money But lt s ems the government objects to h1s makmg glue for pr1nt1n plants as they say lt IS creat1ng a monc poly on the publ1sh1ng bus1ness Mary Ann Noah attended a lectur one day wh1ch promoted the 1deal of equal r1ghts for women She fell 1n lov Wlth the lecturer and chased h1m acro three cont1nents trymg to propose to h1m She flnally caught h1m and he ha 1 to accept or ru1n h1s lecturlng bus1ness Mary Ann has a husband now Elwyn Huff has develop d a new type of home permanent called Huffles Ha1r Horror It fr1zzes lt fuzzes and somet1mes even curls Joan Fletcher has developed some th1ng new for basketball players a shoe Wlth a bu1lt IH turn table Th1s enables much eas1er p1vot1ng and can also b turned over and used as a roller for thos who l1ke to skate John Mlller true to h1s name has 1n deed become a m1ller and a f1rst class one at that Whlle on a vacat1on a few years ago he d1scovered the famous Honolulu Hopp1ng Beans and now he gr1nds them 1nto meal for profess1onal rope Jumpers Vlrgll Newman IS well known as the leader of the Left and R1ght Foot Hobo s Party H1s theory of contentment IS that everyone should l1ve 1n a tent and eat canned pork and beans It 1S sa1d that It IS spread1ng and becommg qu1te popular Peggv Helton a famous actress IS starrmg 1n the Broadway play Always Rusty She has the leadlng role of Rusty and lt IS sa1d she spent hours learnlnd to make her knees and elbows squeak . , . Y - 1 7 . . . 'f' . . V, - 1 . Q . N., 1 . . . , . . -r ' 1 . fm . . . . O . - l I ., , . 1 . ' 2 1 S3 ' - . . . r . 1 ' Z 7 N y . . ' O 1 N., . , , , - . ' Q S ' P . - , , .. 7 1 ' - 1 1 , , . . . . ' , , 1 . ., 1 1 , . . 1 3 ' . ' 1 . . Q .

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Gene Koehl has spent h1s l1fe SINCE graduatmg from M H S rewr1t1ng M11 ton Berle s Joke book It 1S sa1d the sub way compan1es IH the c1t1es are w1den mg the1r a1sles smce so many people roll 1n them whlle readmff th1s book on the1r way to and from work W1l1a Jo Hopper regardless of the excellent tra1n1ng she rece1ved 1n soc1al sc1ence courses 1n M H S st11l th1nks a mandat 1S a prearranged meetmg Wlth her boy fr1end The local polxce author1t1es were un able to solve a case recently so they call son Heavens cr1ed W1ll1e when he arrlved on the scene th1s IS more ser 1ous than I thought' The wlndow IS broken on both s1des R1chard Jones has wr1tten a book en t1tled The T1ger s Last Lap The scene 1S la1d 1n a bowl of m1lk Wllma Kleln has wr1tten a book deal 1ng Wlth d1vorce cases of the mov1e stars The t1tle IS Who s Whose ln Hollywood 1n the mov1es now H1s motto IS Better a small role than a long loaf After w1nn1ng f1rst prlze 1n the na tlonal contest for the most unusual freckle deslgn B111 Kmg had enough money to establ1sh a bus1ness of hls own He IS now pres1dent of King s Klng SIZ9 Kopper Kettles Inc Beverly Br1ggs d1rector of th Band of Amerlca recently stated that she owes all her talent to the exper1ence ga1ned d1rect1ng the jumor band after school hours at dear old M H S After graduatmg from Washmgton Un1vers1ty w1th h1gh honors 1n the fleld of merchand1s1ng Mary Lou Axcell ha establ1shed herself as manager of Saks F1fth Avenue Inc She has made th1S company 9l'Y11I'1eI'1tfOI' 1ts f1ne fabrlcs modern styles and noted motto Better sacks for your greenbacks .John Vater owns a second hand store on Kansas Avenue and the s1gn out 1n front reads If you can t f1nd lt 1n the d1ct1onary the atlas or the encycloped1a dont be d1scouraged come to Vaters Jerry Burgener 1S playlng b1t parts lunk Heap And now the curta1ns are drawn Thls however does not end the eterna1 l1fe of the sp1r1t of the Senlors of 49 and 50 So well d1d they play the1r roles at M H S that they should be rewarded by the prom1se that the1r succ sses and fr1endsh1ps w1ll long be remembered and cherlshed . . .... , H . . . . - ,, . . - - U . , . . l I V! 7 7 ' . . . . ' , ' e KG Q!! ' - 1 ed in the famous detective, Willie Frand- ---- - - . Gd ,YY ' ' ' . l C . H . . - ' 7 V 7 l y,. ', l - r - 7 . . - , - - cc - 1 av , . - . , . . . ' ' H , ' l ' . 5 v Q 1 1 . D . , , . . . . e . . . 25