Marceline High School - Marcello Yearbook (Marceline, MO)

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IS wonder1ng when she can come down to earth NOTFIS Preston now known across the contment as Sparkle Plenty Preston the D1amond Krng has made h1s fortune by comb1n1ng a taxl cab serv1ce and a ser1es of n1ght clubs H1s cabs wh1ch are all super deluxe blue Fords were so popular that people rode 1n them wheth er they had anyplace to go or not He de c1ded to remedy the s1tuat1on by openmg n1ght clubs at all the taX1 barns Known for h1s or1g1nal enterta1nm nt he 1S cur rently featur1ng 1n h1s newest club the D1amond Muleshoe MISS Lulu Wolfe lbetter known to her old classmates as Lolsl She 1S well known for her acro batxc dancmg wh1ch she used to pract1ce back at Foley s 1n Marcel1ne Rlchard Wr1ght has also made h1s mark ln the world by ra1s1ng somethlng new 1n the farm1ng lme-people callmg hogs Sald to be the only hogs that can call people they have won pr1ze after pr1ze at state fa1rs and Were recently b1l led at Mad1SOD Square Garden The Reverend Dwlght R1chardson IS recognlzed as one of the greatest prod1 gys SIHCS Thomas Ed1son He has r1sen from sell1ng B1blES at rev1val meet1ngs to the foremost spot on rad1o broadcast 1n Speak1ng of rad1o we are rem1nded of Robert Stephenson who after playlng quarterback for four years at M U and f1n1sh1ng hlS career as a profess1onal player has become the most popular sportscaster on the rad1o He 1S declar ed by an 1mpart1al survey to be the one wh1ch most small boys run home after school to hear Loneta Tw1tchel has become the leadlng flgure on the P1llsbury Flour rad1o program As her stage name she chose Lulu Loafpan patterned after the famous personage Betty Crocker Gene Solomon has worked out a mar velous new game comb1n1ng the features of sol1ta1re and chess It 1S played by one person and the PIECES are called solo men 1nstead of chessmen It s sweep1ng the country as the most popular past1me of the century Roger Parkey has bullt enormou glue works and IS slmply roll1ng 11 money But lt s ems the government objects to h1s makmg glue for pr1nt1n plants as they say lt IS creat1ng a monc poly on the publ1sh1ng bus1ness Mary Ann Noah attended a lectur one day wh1ch promoted the 1deal of equal r1ghts for women She fell 1n lov Wlth the lecturer and chased h1m acro three cont1nents trymg to propose to h1m She flnally caught h1m and he ha 1 to accept or ru1n h1s lecturlng bus1ness Mary Ann has a husband now Elwyn Huff has develop d a new type of home permanent called Huffles Ha1r Horror It fr1zzes lt fuzzes and somet1mes even curls Joan Fletcher has developed some th1ng new for basketball players a shoe Wlth a bu1lt IH turn table Th1s enables much eas1er p1vot1ng and can also b turned over and used as a roller for thos who l1ke to skate John Mlller true to h1s name has 1n deed become a m1ller and a f1rst class one at that Whlle on a vacat1on a few years ago he d1scovered the famous Honolulu Hopp1ng Beans and now he gr1nds them 1nto meal for profess1onal rope Jumpers Vlrgll Newman IS well known as the leader of the Left and R1ght Foot Hobo s Party H1s theory of contentment IS that everyone should l1ve 1n a tent and eat canned pork and beans It 1S sa1d that It IS spread1ng and becommg qu1te popular Peggv Helton a famous actress IS starrmg 1n the Broadway play Always Rusty She has the leadlng role of Rusty and lt IS sa1d she spent hours learnlnd to make her knees and elbows squeak . , . Y - 1 7 . . . 'f' . . V, - 1 . Q . N., 1 . . . , . . -r ' 1 . fm . . . . O . - l I ., , . 1 . ' 2 1 S3 ' - . . . r . 1 ' Z 7 N y . . ' O 1 N., . , , , - . ' Q S ' P . - , , .. 7 1 ' - 1 1 , , . . . . ' , , 1 . ., 1 1 , . . 1 3 ' . ' 1 . . Q .

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Senior Class Prophecy Tlme 1970 Scene The World Cast Class of 1950 In 1970 we see that the IIVES of many 1mportant people have changed Marx Martha Black now res1d1ng 1n Brookfleld has a beauty salon famous for 1tS motto Black Bleaches Better Ruth Edgar IS known to most of her beaus as a gold d1gger tG1rl who breaks dates by go1ng out w1th them! Eugene E1k1ns sponsors all the Lucky Strlke rad1o programs as he IS a m1ll1on alre tobacco auctloneer from Elk1nsv1lle Kentucky At f1rst there was much opposltlon by the gxrls because Don Belt took Perry Como s place on the D1nner Club How ever he has at last been accepted by th m as swoon k1ng H1s fan ma1l IS so tremendous that he has been compell ed to employ Erma Blew and Flora Chr1sman two Hayden tralned Steno graphers to handle h1S correspondence The Gl1dewell Master Muscle Tra1n lnff Schools help to keep Lee Downev and Kenn th Edxe 1n good shape for thelr d redev1l automob1le r1d1ng 1n the In d1anapol1s Speedway John Bowman developed a new stuc co bathtub to prevent crashlng wh1le splash1ng He also guarantees a new sl1n w 1th ex erv bathtub vou purchase Sondra Cavanah planned on a mus1c course after complet1ng hlgh school but fate was to declde dlfferently for her Her career as a Powerless Model has brought her much fame Betty Brammer has become r1ch by w1nn1ng the Nat1ona1 Good Nelghbors Contest and 1S now happ1ly supportmg her good N elghbor on the money she re ce1ved Dorothy Glrdner truly had a genlus for art Many of her surreallsts have been accepted by the Nat1onal Art Gal lery1n Wash1ngton D C Real modern art the k1nd that the top looks l1ke the Slde and really IS the bottom V1ctor Gladbach now lllustrates Fearless Fosdlck He agreed wlth L11 Abner that Gooch s characters were not as gruesome as they should be He has them so horrlble that Fearless won t even appear on the same page wlth them money smce h1s Wlf E1leen Wh1te makes so much money on her mventlon of Wh1te s Whlter Whltewash wh1ch was f1rst used on the U S Whltehouse Wash1ngton D C Sue Goett has eStabl1Sh6d herself at a f1ne pos1t1on ln Joseph Crane s restaur ant better known as Joe s Jubllee Jomt 1n Kansas C1ty She carrles the Slgn rf:-admg Eat at Joe s Nobodv goes She 1S a1ded 1n gett1ng the publlc s sat tent1on by travelmg on elght foot stllte Although th1s Job pays h1gh wages Sue C 1 ' as 73 , . . . . , ' Ll Y! 1 9 - - ' ' i - as - 77 - - y .3 7 ,J KL v D! ' ' ' - ' 7 I Y ' - n ! for him. Jerry Gooch has ret1red to count h1s . 6 . . , . . . a - - ' . . 1 1 - ' ' . . . . , AL ' ' ' Cl 1 - ' Y! 9 . x. . ,, . . . 1. 'I 7 V U - - , - 64 us 5 . . . . . 2 , ' ' . 7 22

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Earlene Guest 1S the new sunt des1gn er at Tayler s Tallored Su1ts for the gentlemen of d1st1nct1on As a result of much t1me spent read 1ng love magazmes 1n all her study halls Neva He1ns 1S presldent of L L L In corporated fLook at em love em and leave em? Neva s adv1sor and personal frlend Lo1s K1DCa1d who IS the dxrector of the Lonely Hearts Club has com mented favorably on her frlend s accompllshments The surprlse of the century came when Bob Helton replaced Charles At las as the example for the dynamlc muscle development courses and when J1m Green toured Europe wlth a ballet troupe of France under the stage name J1mksk Green1nsk1 Marllyn Evans a famed opera slnger certalnly makes up 1n volume what she lacks 1n tone Durmg an 1ntcrm1ss1on a small boy was overheard askmg h1S fath er lf It was true Marllyn sang to the men 1n prlsons Yes my boy the lather replled And bear that 1n mlnd lf you are ever tempted to do wrong Heath Floray long t1me track and Olymplc long dxstanc runner IS pres1 dent of th Heath Ca 1dy Bar Company H1s motto Eat Heaths for Health becommg a natlonal by word H1s suc cess he adm1ts lS due to the secret blend of lngredlents patented by h1s two asso C13t6S M1nn1 PaSS1g and Anna Korn brust Shlrley Terr1ll ha a face l1ft1ng bus1 ness 1n New Jersey Her motto IS Are you feellng low Come 1n and we ll glV9 you a l1ft Th blonde bombshell Nell1e Land reth was on tr1al agaln last week for blgamy The Judge not only acqultted her but also made a date for the follow mg week When Charles Flsher went to West Pomt he not only got permlsslon to change h1s name to Napoleon but he al so wore frock coats and cocked hats As a result of h1s harrowmg experlence when he sat on top of a water tower and 1ns1sted It was the nsland of Elbe and that he had been exlled for ten days Dr Dean Hays presldent of Dlzzy Dean s Asylum 1nv1ted Charles to l1V9 wlth hlm How ever he IS dlssatlsfled as there are al ready SIX other Napoleons Mrs Betty Pope lS now supportmg her famlly ln luxurlous wealth acqulred by the sale of her famed Pope s Process ed Pork Puree N na Snowden IS now 1nternat1onally famous as the wrlter of the sensatlonal new book Ra1s1ns of Anger Th1s great novel plctures l1fe on a grape plan tatlon rather dry the cr1t1es say The current newsreels have been featurmg the flrst a1r hostess to the moon Martha St1ll It lS rumored that she was very unpopular wlth all the moon ladxes because all the moon men left when they saw her fleft for the earth that IS, Laverne HlCkS co owner of Stllls 'Vlovmg Salon 1n Manhattan IS Ch1Gf monsleur and backscratcher of th1s fxrm tette ln the world has been awarded to B111 Green h1s xxxf and thelr two sons B111 Blue Green and Lee Llme Green They are now tourlng the natxon ln the model car the VVh1pp t The master sclentlst James Metzger has developed th1s lngen ous machme through manv vears study especlallv durxng h1s h1gh school day s Haxe you notlced how much smart r tb n p ople much nes seem to b t1ng quoted from the outstandmg radlo commentator Don Stanley seems to be the prom1nentquest1on 1n the publ1c m1nd Clarence the new ow ner of Stanley s Cold Storage Lockers owes hlS success to h1s famous by words You k1ll em we ch1ll em , . . . . . H . . . ,, A , n . , I I , . . , . . . - , , ,. . I - , , . . . . 1 1 - 1 7 7 , ' 1 1 l 1 E . . . L6 ' ' Y? 1 , . 1 1 i ' . Q . . Sf n - 7 . 1 1 ' , . 1 f 1 3 n Q ' - - cc , 77 ' . , . , 7 ' . ,, . . . 77 I 7 - , . . . . Q . .- A ' ' ' The t1tle of the fastest bowllng quar- e t '. - . , . M ..-ls . y . Y. 9. . ' ' , 7 . . . . . . - 'Y 1 G . 1 Q n ' ' Q' ' , S - . . . . D . . Q . K A . . . . . ' , ' - - - s - , , . V . A K' v ' ' Q 1.2 2 . . . S . 3 ggi- 9 1 . ' F ' N l ' . n I 1 y - 7 . 1 V . ' ' ' ' , 44 ' 1 vw Y - ' y 1 C6 ' ' 57 , ' - 24