Mansfield High School - Manhigan Yearbook (Mansfield, OH)

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( ' P ' urftAeccf, The building was completed today and the Project Engineer, Mr. Glenn Rolilcdcr. pul his o. k. on the construction. As everyone knows, this is the finest build¬ ing of its kind in the world because nearly 300 laborers and a great number of engineers were on the job to make it the eighth wonder of the world. We look a trip to the Yogi and asked him to tell us what the building would be like in ten years. This Yogi was an obliging sort of jerk so he gazed into his crystal ball and asked for prioiities on a icn year prophecy. He must have had a drag with this crystal ball because lie got a com¬ plete report on the inhabitants of this building. He told us not to place loo much faith in the reports from this crystal ball because of the uncertain times and because most little crystal balls were working overtime for the government. Here is the dope on the dopes from the dope with the scope — 1 hope. Our journey begins early in the morning before ibis immense structure came to life, just like the day after the class patty. Through the corridors we hear noises as Custodian HOB HUBER drags a ladder, bucket and mop to do bis early morning cleaning, with the char¬ woman RUTH ELLEN HURST, liandv man JIM McCLURE. and electrician JACK EISAMAN. Jack was putting pennies behind the fuse box because lie had so many. Mr. Mann starts to work early in the morning in bis rental office. His five secretaries follow him. W1LLA LEE, MADLYN GERBERICH. LENORE BETZ, AIDA PATTERSON, and EI.SI ROEHM. JOHN TATAKIS was riding his motor scooter and delivering the morning Hypho, while EARL. GOETZ, wearing a pair of roller skates, was doing his job of unlocking the doors. Phis is a big joint and we have a number of offices, stores, amusements of all kinds, etc. The fit si floor is dominated by a large department stoic where MR.STOUT is checking up on his distribu¬ tive education students who started working part-time in 1913 and arc still in the same jobs in 1953. These ambitious employees arc in various departments of the U. Sucker Stoic whose slogan is. ' ’Don ' t mind the em¬ ployees. that’s all we could find. These student employees arc: DON GREED MAN. the paper-hanger; the soda-jerk NAOMI SHOUT, the fivc-and-dimc girls. MAXINE AMOS, HELEN GAR YOUR. LUCILLE BOWER, and ROSEMARY ELLER; the dry-goods dis¬ pensers arc: LENORE REMARK. LILLIAN RAPAN- OVIC. and RUTH SNYDER. DON RITCHIE is filling a prescription for CLARA LOREN ' TZ. He works over¬ time at this |uile often. Nice work if von want it, we say. JOE HEILMAN. DONA BOYCE and BOB KONVES arc the only ones who have been promoted — they are floor walkers. Going out of the department store we find The Inflation National Bank where TOM SCHWARTZ KOPT, DEAN SAMS and JOHN WE1SSGARBER arc trying to pass synthetic rubber checks. The president of the bank. LOUIS NAME I H. is trying to persuade MR. MRS. JIM SMITH. (DOTTIE NORRIS, to ou). to lake out a 33% mortgage on their one room bungalow in Middle Park. Plenty of excitement occurs when TRIGGER TYKODL last year ' s defeated candi¬ date for president, and bis gangsters. CASTOR Oil CUSHMAN. CHARLES A TLAS KERN, and SKINNY MAINS stage a daring daylight robbery, using HELEN H AGLEBARGER ' S new improved water pistol. F. B. I. investigators, BOB DOW. KENNE TH GET TLEMAN and RICHARD SIAM BAUGH were on the job bill were rudely awakened by the noise of the shots. They quickly summoned the cops, FLA T FOOT FLICK 1LOCKENCIER. and JOHN ADAMS, who came with Police Matron DYNAMITE VIRGINIA CAMPBELL. Timid, frail, MARGE McCLURE and JOAN OVER MEYER faint at the first sight of the gunmen and are resuscitated by Boy Scouts PAUL RON DELI., ROBER T BIXLER and JIM CURRY. The gunmen were cap¬ tured when the water supply ran low and were taken to the twenty-fifth floor jail on the magnetic elevator invented by BOB KOCHHEISER and JOHN BERGER In our super building we have a great many lawyers but MARYELLEN MILLER and associates look the ease for the defendants. It was a very exciting trial with JUSTICE MARIANNE JACKSON as judge and NORMAN HILDEBRAND as district attorney with ten women and one man for the jury. Ever since the draft of 1912 it has been ten women to one man. The women jurors were; BETTY SMART. LA VONNA “MUSCLES SCHAEFER, PAT SIEBERT, STOCKY KATHERINE STOCKER, NELLIE MANN, GLENNA MAE AUXTER. LUCILLE BRIDGET BRIDGES, MARY CHESTNUT BUHR, WILMA HUM DING¬ ER. and NANCY Y. B. GRIMM. The man was GENE REXRHODE. The judge returned the verdict of guilty on the charge of shooting with intent to drown. With the trial over we jumped down to the first floor and resumed our journey. The building is equip¬ ped with magnetic elevators but we sec BOB ARNTZ. BOB JACOBY, and RICHARD A I ' PL following them between floors so they can tell the boss if they run astray. Their lives arc full of ups and downs. Now let’s go to the 100th floor to CONRAD SCHU¬ STER ' S swanky Club Zombie where the cover charge is ten bucks a throw. JACK MARSHAL.I. got bounced by the brutal bouncer. BEN BOAI.S.” He got cauglu trying to steal the cover. In die gambling den of JAKE ALDERS and ED BATES we find the former DORIS SCSINGER losing thousands of dollars of ALEX DE¬ MYAN ' S money on the thrilling game of Bingo. We hear intriguing BETTY JO EDWARDS singing the old favorite, I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire while EMALISSA NOR TON, sitting at the front table with BOB WOLFGANG casually remarks in her sweet voice. Why in blazes don’t you? DANNY Mac- MICHAEL accompanies her on his old familiar chop¬ sticks. TED JACKSON and his super-saxophone are soothing the enraged crowd. LEON GOKTT1NGER and DOROTHY ESTERLINE arc hipping the light fantastic on the black glass dance floor as the orchestra plays the fanfare to begin the floor show. Unaided, alone, and in complete charge. BILL NASH pulls up the curtain. BOB V R BAN AC and TOM TOG EL bring their taxis to a slop in the lobby and the stars of the show, BILL CAMPBELI BETTY McCRACKEN and SALLY JUANITA RAND emerge. The first number on the show is the famed BUBBLES” MAXWELL and her deflated bubbles. MARILYN JEAN QUEEN and ELEANOR HERRK are selling cigarettes to the audience. They pause before BOB HUMPHREY BECH TEL and RU TH WESSEN who are undecided whether to choose Chesterfields or dum-dums. DOR¬ OTHY CLARK stumbles to the bar and orders a straw berry sundae without sherbet from the rough and tough

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Wilt x td 7e4 une tt TOM SHOCKER leaves happily for the Navy Air Corps. RALPH SCHULER leaves his ability as drum-major to whoever can fill his place. TOM SCHWARTZKOfF leaves warning to ex¬ change his long name for a shorter one. JIM SHEADS leaves to receive the rest of the equip¬ ment that goes with his fatigue hat. DAVE SHIIIINSKI tears out to conduct the “ncckcrs” into their scats in the balcony. BILL SHURANCE leaves us with assurance that lie ' ll be a big success. BILL (conceited) SNOWDEN leaves his loudness to Betty Honeberger. BEN SORG leaves his shyness to “Ben” of the Gilder- sleeve Co. WAYNE SWEVAL leaves his perfect attendance rec¬ ord to Mr. Bishop. BOB VRBANAC leaves after sponging his last ride to school with Bill Houk. FLOYD WHITE wills his overall pants to Pappy Byers. LORENE HAAS takes her books from under her arm and goes. BETTY HAGER follows her brother out. ELEANOR HARRE departs an enviable scholastic record. MARGUERITE HOLMES departs to make someone a good secretary. BONYIANN HUMAN leaves in a bonni good humor. MARGARET KRAUS departs to join the Navy. MARILYN KYNER leaves for a Long Shore ride. WILL A LEE leaves after having done a fine job on the Senior Steering Committee. MARCILLE MAG LOTT wills her place in the band to some new sophomore. PATTY MAG LOTT sadly leaves after noi having caught Ben Sorg. NAOMI L1NSENMAYER bequeaths her charming ways to Virginia Slinky Marion. NELLIE MANN leaves her friendly manner to the grouches of the school. ELAINE MAXWELL leaves her fur coats to the skunks. The poor things, they arc cold. ANTOINETTE MENNETTI leaves with her French name to join the fighting French force. JOANN MORROW bequeaths her willingness to work to the lazy Junior Class. BETTY MURRAY wills her waist fat to the Gov¬ ernment. MARGE McCLURE bequeaths her mathematical ability to all struggling Math students. BETTY McCRACKEN leaves her Badminton powers to next year ' s contestants. RUTH McKEE sings her way out of school. JOAN OVERMYER leaves Pop Elias without a good friend. VELMA OWENS happily departs from this lovely school. BETTY PARROT leaves the school with one less bird. TERESA PAYNE departs having won many friends here at M 11. S. CORRINE PAYTON leaves M.M.S, with a fond farewell. EILEEN PEARCE bequeaths her height to Jean Hugo. MARCEIL PLUCK wills her war paint to the needy cosmetics industry. ULA POR TERFIELD wills her name to George. JUANITA ‘ ' Sally’’ RAND bequeaths her silly ness to Barbara Morris. LENORA REMARK leaves for Sears and Roebuck. MARJORIE RHINEHARI departs without any sad, backward glances. ELSIE ROEHM wills her imitation of teachers to all those teachers she has imitated. LILLIAN RAPANOVIC leaves with a smile like all the rest of the Seniors. DON RITCHIE leaves as his brother did. by the grace of God. BOB KOCHHEISER leaves, still trying to be funny. HAROLD HOOVER left before we could stop him. GENE HE LLER wills his athletic ability to Rene Neuman. HERB HAMILTON JERRY (Fuzzy) SNYDER leave lo go Coon hunting. Did we say coon hunting? BILL SMITH leaves sadly without Maggie. BOB BEEMAN leaves all the girls wishing he were a little taller. BILL CAMPBELL leaves the school without a good bass fiddle player. CARL LASH slips out still yelling “Myrtle.” JACOB BAUTZ has left for parts unknown. BILL MAINS bequeaths his gentleman like ways to all the unpolished .sophomore boys. DARRELL NICHOLS has left for the land of sun¬ shine. JOHN WEISSGARBER leaves his proportions to Gene Goin. DONA JEAN BOYCE leaves to become a steady employee at “Monkey” Wards. ELEANOR BRANDT leaves her flashing dark eyes to Zeke” Zediker. JOY CONN ANT joyously departs. GLORIA MOSER leaves with everybody’s good wishes. ANNA (Fraulcin) OHLER bequeaths her dramatic ability to Shirley Temple. BOB SIMPLE’S leaves with his one and only tagging behind. FRANK MILLER leaves his drumming ability to Gene Krupa. JOSEPH 1-lOFFER wills his convertible to Rich Jacobs. DICK STAMBAUGH wills his ability to gab in home room lo “Chink” Foster. Thus we formally conclude, sign and seal this docu¬ ment on ihe 28lh day of the fifth month in the year of our Lord 1913, and do hereby appoint as the sole executor, Mr. Mann. Signed and sealed. Will Committee. LARRY OSBORN JOAN SCIIMUT LER MARY WYLLIE MARY BETTY HOFFMAN RONALD KERN FRANK RACHEL - 6 -

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(ZlciM, “Puyi tecy bartender. BILL HORST who lias been lasting his new sharp and high powered Cactus Juice Squirts. Since it is noon and closing lime for the Club Zombie we leave this place of happy memories as two men in white jackets return MARY JANE BENDER to her cell. Hie two great men arc JAMES BIERI.Y and EDDIE FISHER. For a good meal we now go to JUNE SC MUFFLE HAGER’S Cafetreia which is located on the tenth floor to prepare our lunch. BETTY UNDERWOOD is fight¬ ing with one of die hardboilcd waitresses, II.EXE DYSART, because she found a black hair in her soup. 1I.EXE proved that it belonged to BETTY. The homo- cide squad, led bv DONA GREENE and composed of BETTY FLEGAL and JEAN FREELAND, took over at this point. But let’s stop here. We don ' t like trials. We run into ROMALENE STANLEY who is still looking for Dr. Livingstone we presume. Now it is fitting and proper that we visit TERESA NO BAYNE’S Clinic where we see NORMAN LEECH putting leeches on EUDIE SMOTHERMAN who doesn’t need them because she is an anemic. ‘TAN-HANDLER” PAINTER is an interne in this clinic. CA MILLA CALENE, superintendent of nurses, is being chased screaming through the corridors by the mental patient GREER PORTZ. He was after her - - autograph??? JIM BURRAGE crawls through the ventilator in prac¬ ticing a trick play. DR. WILLIAM WAIBEL, call surgery” comes in over the public address system and we see ibis elusive gentleman frying eggs in an oxygen tent with nurse MARC-EIL PLUCK. As we said before, this is a lemarkablc building. JAMES SHEADS is put¬ ting fresh sheets on the beds. LUCILLE CHESROWN and MARJORIE WENTZ, the psychoanalysts of the joint, are trying to pronounce AGNES YOXKOVSKI’S name. Still true to the track traditions of M ILS., JERRY SNYDER. DELARCY BLACK and HOWARD HERRICK arc racing through the halls in their wheel¬ chairs. What fun!!! Still thinking he is where he was last night. LARRY OSBORN orders a short beer. JASPER STRICKER is trying on straight jackets like he used to do at Goldsmith’s. JIM ROBERTS rides past surgery on a table operated by BEN SORG. There will be no operation, Jim just wanted a ride. We hear groans and moans from a little room and 1)R. DAVE CHILLER or is it SHILLER is shooting his patients instead of giving them shots. Nurse HELEN VASIL OVIC and DR. RICHARD FRIDELL are shooting craps. DR. LOWELL FREELAND made them slop because he says craps have as much right to live as we do. Good old Lowell! After inhaling more than enough ether fumes, we now lake the magnetic elevator to the 121 si floor to sec MARRY BAER’S exclusive fur shop. We see that new style created bv GEORGE ANN KYLE being mod elec! by MARGUERITE HOLMES. In a far comer of the shop we see BOB WIGTON talking to BETTY GERGER. MARY BETTY HOFFMAN and MIRIAM EBERHARDT as he sells peanuts to feed the animals. Pick vour animal and we make the coat” is their motto. Rl ill WATSON and VIRGINIA WYMOXI) were strolling along looking at various animals in their cages and trying to decide what to buy when HENRY GIL¬ BERT and HAROLD HOOVER come out with an armload of furs to be shipped to Florida for the winter season. Just then BOB HAMILTON and NAOMI LI SEN MAYER rushed in to say that we just had to see La DONNA BONF.Cl TIERS new Super Meal Market, managed by JANE I BONHAM, where they sell everything from Ersatz sausages to chicken feathers for pillows. We arrived there to find BOB WOER I II behind the counter weighing the scales to see what they were worth. BOB BIRD and BURTON FISHER were busy culling meat and REGINNA FINNEY, the pretty cashier, was swamped with customers trying to pay their bills. Something new has been added here! VIVIAN BADER was in charge of the Ration Coupons and believe us when we say you’d BADER give them toiler. ANTOINETTE MANETTI was giving .spaghet¬ ti samples to BETTY COLE, JOHN BUTLER and ALAN YODER as we prepared to leave. The doorman, HOWARD FUDERER. let us out through the air- conditioned revolving doors. After so much fresh air we decided to see something exciting, so we slid clown the circular staircase to the 51 th floor and in the right wing of this super structure we ran into LORENE HAAS and WAYNE SWEVAL who said, We’re going to see RICHARD WAIBF.LS Indoor Circus, come along. We then took the elevator to the 221 th floor where the circus was about to begin. ' Die feature attraction was WILLIAM CLYDE BEAT¬ TIE ' S World Famous Lion Taming act. BILL SMITH was to do a breath-taking act on the flying trapeze with his partner. PAULINE DESTERIIAFT, hut they both ' got cold feet. Also on the same program was the stupendous act of MARGUERITE GERHART throw¬ ing knives at RUTH LE MUNYON. And GEORGE CHRISTOFF was swallowing Christmas Frees. When we arrived the parade was about to start. Leading was EVELYN AR T upon a lovely pink elephant; next came ALLF.N KNAPP, WIl.MER I ADD. DICK LEINARI), DEAN LE MUNYON and JOHN METZGER riding camels with SHIRLEY STICKLER. JO AN MORROW. MARILYN KYNER, JACKIE DAILY and JANICE McCARTNEY riding coal black horses. Next came the clowns who were: EUGENE MILLER. OSCAR CRUM ET. JONATHAN Mll.UM, CHARLES HOCKE FT and ROBERT FRALEY. Then came the hallci dancers, LOIS WAPPNER. BETTY MURRAY. MARY LUI.U and MARY KARBULA. who were tripping clumsily down the run-way. Bringing up the rear were the un¬ usual cowboys riding the unusual horses: FRANK MILLER on BILL HOUR; MERLE McCULLOUGH on JOHN HERRING; and RUSSELL MePEEK and BOB CRITTENDEN on their hobby horses. It’s a wonder they could ride after hanging around the drug stoic for so long. Flic show started with a bang with EUIE ROPP being shot out of a cannon. The show ended with the audience throwing him back in. After this we thought we’d better get something to eat again so we went down to llie fourth floor to see BAN¬ CROFT ' S Club SOS where the food is simply divine. VELMA OWENS, the hat-check gill, met us at the cn trance and turned us over to HAROLD CLARK, the Head Waiter. He directed us ton table next to RALPH SCHULER, the famous play-hoy. whose escort was BETTY I LOTTS, that luscious blonde. The orchestra, a really big name hand, whose leader HAROLD POST, is practically a household word, {he owes money in every household) was getting ready to begin one of his smooth numbers. HI LI SWEET (the yodeling yokel) was talking to NEDDA RYAN but left bis table reluc¬ tantly and slithered across the floor to the orchestra pit. I he song they played was As Time Goes By and everyone dropped into a mood of reminiscence. Out waiter. THEODORE JACKSON, In ought our food and while we ate we saw famous people all around tiv We saw | AVE SIUBINSKI, the banker; BILL EICHLER, -8