High-resolution, full color images available online
Search, browse, read, and print yearbook pages
View college, high school, and military yearbooks
Browse our digital annual library spanning centuries
Support the schools in our program by subscribing
Privacy, as we do not track users or sell information
Page 44 text:
“
SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY fcontinuedj Gerald's brilliant remark, I heard that during your ten years'absence he longed to see you very much. Absence makes the heart grow fonder you know. No conceit inyour family, Jean, says Shirley. We are now happily married and live on Neptune. Our twin boys add a great deal to the happiness of our family. Donna, our archeologist, is next. Have you found any interesting old bones yet? Not yet, Shirley, I'm waiting until you die. Because lwas bored with life, I went to Jupiter where I attended college for seven years. Iwas a big success there because there were no men to interfere with my education. Bragging or complaining? Jean asks. I studied the ancient civilization of school teachers of Jupiter until anice boy from Venus came over and fell in love with me. To end the story, they lived happily ever after with their seXtuplets, remarks Janet. Now I will introduce the person who furnished the green cheese for our meal, Janet Avenell. fOoooh!J Thank you, Shirley. I am now private secretary for the man in the moon. I completed two years of Business College in six months and then started my career by typing for the Queen of Venus. I worked up to my present status and am earning one hundred pieces of green cheese a week. Green cheese isn't so bad to eat after you get used to it. The man in the moon must approve of your work, because that is a very high salary for a person of your talents, Tootie exclaims. Since you are so anxious to say something, Tootie Jensen, we will let you have the floor. As I had planned, I became a school teacher. When Saturn became inhabited I decided to go there to teach. On Saturn we have only six months of school and our week- ends are four days long. Recently, I helped devise a method where students can get straight A's without cheating. This simplifies the work for the teachers also. My spare time is spent by exploring the ancient landmarks of Saturn with my eight daughters. fApplauseJ We will now adjourn to Donna's where our old friends are awaiting us for a party.
Are you trying to find old school friends, old classmates, fellow servicemen or shipmates? Do you want to see past girlfriends or boyfriends? Relive homecoming, prom, graduation, and other moments on campus captured in yearbook pictures. Revisit your fraternity or sorority and see familiar places. See members of old school clubs and relive old times. Start your search today!
Looking for old family members and relatives? Do you want to find pictures of parents or grandparents when they were in school? Want to find out what hairstyle was popular in the 1920s? E-Yearbook.com has a wealth of genealogy information spanning over a century for many schools with full text search. Use our online Genealogy Resource to uncover history quickly!
Are you planning a reunion and need assistance? E-Yearbook.com can help you with scanning and providing access to yearbook images for promotional materials and activities. We can provide you with an electronic version of your yearbook that can assist you with reunion planning. E-Yearbook.com will also publish the yearbook images online for people to share and enjoy.
