Mansfield High School - Crimson Spotlight Yearbook (Mansfield, IL)

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EMCEAICHESS Tragedy in Thee Acts. Act I. A gate, two lovers, a father mad, The hour is late. two hearts are glad. y Act II. A dog, a growl, a rip, a tear, A sigh,-and then a swear. Act III. A gate, no lovers, a father glad, The hour is late, two hearts are sad. Moral: If it took two hours to say good night, it served him right if the dog did bite. .al .Al J He- Would you accept a pet monkey ? She- Oh! I would have to ask father. This is so sudden. ' -College Humor. U8 799 -.al Freshie- VVhat bell is that ? J VVise Soph.-- The one right up there on the wall. Q95 J .bl Boyabus kissabus sweeta girlorum, Girlabus likabus, givam sumorum, Pater seeabus givam sumorum, l-leabus kickabus boyabus out of the dorum. ai ,al .193 M. C. H. S. students kill time, but not by working it to death. al 8 Q3 Miss Rohley- All morning you two have reminded me of chewing gum. Raymond- I'm not chewing gum. Miss Robley- Oh no, but chewing gum sticks together and so do you and Lillian. ,sl .Al 74 l know a giddy girlie, VVho dresses like a whiz. And tho her mind's not oft made up ' The rest of her sure is. V9 V39 -,SU Rhetoric Prof.- Your themes should be written so that even the most stupid of people can understand them. Freshie- Yes sir. VVhat part don't you understand, sir? -College Humor. There are a lot of jokes but few of us are original. 1923

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Miss Pricer- Who can define trickle ? Tommy- Trickle means to run slowly. Miss Pricer- VVhat does anecdote mean F Tommy- A short funny tale. Miss Pricer- You may use them both in a sentence. Tommy- A dog trickled down the street with a tin can tied to his anecdote. J U99 5 To Dorotha In the middle of the lonesome night, On her own small trundle bed, Sat a Senior of our High School, VVith her hands about her head. VVas she studying, did you ask me? No that wasn't quite her way, She was writing a letter to Harold, And didn't know just what to say. 2.99 293 ,S Cows crossing a railroad must first blow their horns. V99 .93 5 Miss Perrott- Frank, did you ever read the book, Main Street? Frank- No, I never, Miss Perrott, but I ran through it yesterdayf' .3 -2' Q99 Miss Robley- XVhat turns red litmus paper blue F Roy-- Paint will do it. 5 .23 5 Miss Halliday- VVithout light we would be practically uncivilizcclf' Dot P.- I don't think so. Miss Halliday- NVhy Dorothy! Dot P.- VVhy there are lots of things carried on in the dark. 5 Q3 vb? Miss Pricer fin English IIIQ-- Tell about Burns' love affair with High- land Mary, Stella. Stella- He asked her to marry him and she died. V97 at 5 Miss Robley fgiving a zeroj- There goes another goose egg for you. Cline- I'll have enough for a setting if I keep on. Q95 5 5 You're stuffing me, said the mattress to the factory hand. 5 V9 3 Prof.- A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer. Freshie- That is why we all Hunkedf' .55 Q99 '23 1923-

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The Advertisers in this edition of the Emceaichess', have made this mnual possible. We trust that you will favor these houses when buying. 1923