Manistique High School - Kidinedamawin Yearbook (Manistique, MI)

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,Ferdinand Gorsche-What shall I do with my week end? Miss Ardnt-Put your hat on it. Mr. Reed--Why is my right shoulder higher than my left? . Abba Thomfpson-Lots of people get that way from driving a car with their left hand. Thelma B.--With good intentions but little culinary knowledge decided to try her ha.nd at cake making. The result was somewhat on the heavy side, and after offering it to the different members of the house, she threvw it to the ducks in disgust. A little later two small boys tapped at the door. Say Miss, they shouted, your ducks have sunk. Paul Gero-If I were you I wouldn't smile, its dangerous. Myrtle Olson-Why is it dangerous? Paul-When it flashes it might ignite the powder. Wil-l Raymond Frye Yousee Helen Dodge And Eloise C001 And fall into Snow If Gabe Byrnes. Leave it to Quick Not to B. Swingled. Should Earl Seller If Reta's Strong . And get Clyde Tanked And Irma's English You'd hear Helen Crowe Is John Handy And Edwin Long, And Edna Wright. Gonyea-How many years can a man live without brains? Lundeen-I don't know, how old are you? Art-I hear that your father is ill. J imm-ie-Yes, quite ill. Art--Is it a contagious disease? I Jimmie-I hope not! Doctor says its over work. F. Peterson-You'd be a good dancer, if it were n-ot for two things. Tom Seller-What are they? Florence-Your feet. Elsie-I stepped into a bargain sale yesterday. Olive-Did you see anything that looked c-heap? Elsie--Yes, some men waiting for their wives. Angela fYawningJ-Ho! Hum! Say Marion are late hours good for one? Marion-No, child, they're best.for two. Finky-I can't translate this French. b0Miss Arndt-What's the matter? Have you got inflamation. of the lazy ne. Jack-What do you think of Earl Seller getting arrested in that new Ford car of his? Inez-Surely not for speeding. J ack-Nope, for blocking the trailic. The fact that Nero fiddled while Rome smoked, hasn't anything on our basketball players who smoked while the rest of us played. Coach-Nowgsee here, Burton you will have to take basketball more seriously. You. seem to think its'g, a game.

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Q A es 0.1! fx x I Q .f x' -A ' I, 1 1 . iff fir-' 0 l Rx 9 wig, , g ll 79 1., .J. This world is old, yet likes to laugh, New jokes are hard to find, A High School editorial staff Can't tickle every mind, So if you find some ancient joke, Decked out in modern guise Don't frown and say, That ain.'t no joke. Just laugh-don't be too wise. Freshman-l know more about this joke game than the editor does. Sophomore--That's possible. Freshman--Sure, he thought the stauff I submitted was oriinal. Gobbo--Say, Bill, can Helen keep a secret? Eill Marin-I guess so, but it would be just like her to tell it to some- one that couldn't. Wilcocks fto Mr. Cldmoj-I am late-I-I had to wash my neck and ears this morning, but I'll promise that it won't happen again. Ruth B.-I always sleep with my gloves on, that'S what nixkes my hands so soft. Miss Hansen-Hm-I suppose you sleep with your hat on also. Miss Harris--Is this sentence correct? 1 am almost crazy. C. J ohnson-Yes. Mr. Houston-Can you make good bread, darling? Mrs. Houston-Yes, if you will furnish the dough in the hour of knead. Mr. Hall-I understand that you and Miss Arndt had some words. Gorsche-I had some but I didn't get a chance to use them. Miss Skoog-Now class look at the 'board and I will run 'through it quickly. Question-Why do they give graduates Sheepskins? Answer-A sheepskin is used to make a drum head, therefore it is ft suggestion from the faculty to the Senior Class to beat it. Our anti-athletic league has a large membership of three who some day are going to give a banquet to celebrate football and basketball Qmost- ly basketballj victories which they didn't help to win. A school annual is a great invention The class gets all the fame The printers get all the money And the editors get all the blanc.

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Earl Sell and H. Miller at Basketball gamer Earl-Besner will be our best man next year. Helen-Oh! this is so sudden. J. Mackenzie-+Did you ever take chlorofrom? G. Stone-No, who teaches it? False Alarm Her garter broke-I heard it snap Ag We stood out in the hall I looked and waited patiently But her stocking didn't fall. Mr. Clemo-Lend me fifty d-ollars. Mrs. Riley-I've only got forty. Mr. Clemo-Well let me have the forty and you can owe me ten. He failed in English and Chemistry They softly heard him hiss: I'd like to find the man who said That ignorance is bliss. -Row 2, Seat 1. H. Bronson-I wonder why he said that the color in my cheeks reminded him -of strawberries. G. Knags-Probably because both come in boxes. Helen-Oh! dear! I have a date with Gobbo. Abba-Why all the joy stuff? Helen-I just heard the coach say he was a fast man. Edwin Long-I don't want a very large picture. Brault-Alright, just keep your mouth shut then. Cisco-I'm above temptation. Edna--Well stoop a little, stupid. Marin-Do you drink? Adams, findignantlyl-That's my business. Marin-Do you have any other business? Jakwl can't stand kissing. She-dNeither can I-let's sit down. Marge-It's a lot easier to study French than to sit and think about it. Finky-Well then you study the French and I'll think about it. J immie-Do you mind if I smoke? Merle-Dad might put you out. Jimmie, fhopefullyl-The lamp's smoking. She-So you think Stone will make her happy? He-Well she will always have something to laugh about. You may kiss me in a hammock, And laugh at your spill, But d0n't in canoes, Without making your will. McPhail-Aw, Won't you let me hold your hand for a second? She-But how will you know when the second is up? McPhail--Oh, I'll need a second hand for that. LF