Manassas Park High School - Reflections Yearbook (Manassas Park, VA)

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Ask Dr. Lovelane One of the most important things on the minds of teen¬ agers today is dating. Some¬ times getting a date is easily accomplished, and sometimes ... well, you know how it is. But not to worry; here are a few recommended tips by Dr. Lilly Lovelane that are guaranteed to win you a date (or at least a terrific friendship) with that someone special. In lunch you are sitting be¬ side the prettiest redhead you have ever seen. Do you ... a. ask her if you can count her freckles? b. tell her you are dy¬ ing of a rare disease and can be cured only if she swats you across the face with her ice¬ cream sandwich? or c. ask her what brand of toothpaste she uses? Answer — c. You will get immediate results. You are at home looking out the window when this gor¬ geous hunk comes jogging past your house. Do you ... a. tell him you’re doing an arti¬ cle for Newsweek and ask him if he prefers cement or black¬ top driveways, b. invite him in¬ side for a bowl of Quaker Oat¬ meal, c. ask him to tell you if your shingles match the color scheme of the dining room in the painting on your living room wall. Answer — b. It’s worked for me for years, and the company isn’t doing all that bad either. You have finally managed to get a dance with the girl of your dreams. You dip her and do you ... a. swing her back and forth mopping the Gym floor with her hair? b. jerk her back up and twirl her twice for every time she tells you to stop? or c. suddenly let go and apologize for being so clumsy. Answer — c. It’s an excellent opportu¬ nity to find out how she feels about you. Score 5 points for each cor¬ rect answer and another 20 for each letter I that is in your name. Dr. Lovelane hopes that these tips are beneficial, and as always she feels that thank-yous are unnecessary. In the year 3000 B.C. Caveman Slick visited Caveman Pete. He noticed that he and Pete’s rock wagons looked very much alike. In fact he couldn’t tell the dif¬ ference. Over some Dino-nuggets they contemplated the problem. Pete decided to affix on the rear of his wagon a sign saying DINO-DUDE while Slick chose the words ME SLICK. Henceforth, the two never mixed their wagons up again and lived happily ever after. Today the tradition lives on. License plates are personalized giving people a chance to display their names, feelings, and other information. To our caveman buddies from long ago... we salute you! Upper Left: Sherri “Bear” Brown jazzes up her vehicle. Bottom: Tracey Floyd tells it like it is. Next page, Top left: In case you couldn’t tell, Pe-nut Simmons owns this car. Top right: Laura Ritter advertises her parents busi¬ ness. Bottom left: Mrs. White lets people know that the Whites do own this car. Bottom right: Larry Brown’s parents publicize their generosity. 10 Student Life

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T T- Top: John Duel I poses before going to class. Middle: During a Government movie, Andy Shipe portrays Mr. Silliman. Lower left: During the Homecoming Pep Rally, the Varsity Football Team is a pic¬ ture of concentration in anticipation of the big game. Lower Right: Teachers show their stuff during the Student vs. Faculty Volleyball Game. Student Life 9

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Left: Thank you ladies and gentlemen, and for my next feat I shall juggle five ten¬ nis rackets as I stand on my head. Right: Jennifer Jones kicks back as she checks out her next assignment. Bump-er Talk Student Life 11