Malvern Collegiate Institute - Muse Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE .IIFSE Do You Realize - - That this Edition of. THE KMUSEH was made possible only by the generosity of Our Advertisers. Loyal Malvernites will return the courtesy. -ADVERTISING STAFF. Stewart- My car is at the door. Rook- Yes, I hear it knocking. lk Bk lk HK All right on behind. there? called the conductor from the front of the C2112 Hold on, cried a shrill voice. Wait till I get my clothes on! The passengers craned their necks expectantly. Wolfenden was struggling to get a basket of laundry aboard. ak lk if if 'AI'lease. Mum, began the aged hero in appealing tones. as he stood at the kitchen door on wash day, I've lost my leg- Well. I ain't got it, snapped the woman, slamming the door. wk wk 152 Sk Helen Johnson to Dorie Learie- What is the difference between :ei sigh, an expensive automobile and a baboon ? Dorie- How should I know? Helen- An sigh is U Dear! the expensive car is too dear, and the lmlioon is you. dear. ITSI

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TH If .ll I' S H I' 2-X RAN Some jokes may he funny And others slightly rude. Some are likely senseless And others Very crude, But to make us happy These jokes are quite the style. Please don't skip this set-tione You're guaranteed to smile. Pk if Alma Venables- Do you serye lohsters here '. Waiter- Certainly, we cater to everyone. :ge rj: 5: Deadey- Yes. it took me aliout six weeks to learn how to play rugby. Aunt- What haye you for your pains'. ' Deadey-''Linimentf' is 211 Mr. Day- ll'hen is Madam used and when is Dame used'. ' Botsford- Madam is used when speaking In a lady and Dame is used when speaking about a lady. ic 211 Ik Now then. Quartermain. said Mr. Taylor after a long eulogy on some tamous inyentors. what would you like to invent? lVell. Sir. replied Quartermain. I'd like to invent a machine so that by simply pressing a button all my homework would he done. Mr. Taylor frowned. Thats very lazy ot' you. he reprimanded. Now let Nourse tell us what he would like to inyent. Nourse yawned. Something to press the button. he said. P? 211 A well-known chemist says the best dissolution for gold is a boy and girl engaged. iT7l

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v ,IDL 251111 so 111 C ,C C P. SIMONE FANCY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES Prompt Service and Special Attention to Phone Orders. 1012 Kingston Road Phone H0ward 5151 FAVOURITE EXPRESSIONS OF MALVERN TEACHERS Nein, nein, nein! -Miss Smeaton. Next time I'll send a letter home. -Miss Cunningham. Now, is someone asking me for a detention down there 7 -Mr Horton. Now, it's all very easy if you put your mind to it. -Mr. Hisey. Are you really thinking or are you merely trying to remember?' -Miss Muirhead. All right ? -Mr. Clarke. Eh-eh-eh! What's going on down there? -Mr. MacQuarrie. I'm the referee and you're the players. and you must abide by the rules -Mr. Burke. Out with the dictionaries, boys! Out with the dictionaries! - Mr. MacNaughton. Any absentees? -Mr. Taylor. All right. I'll take five marks off your term marks. -Mr. Kerr. Write out all you know about the Red River Settlements. - Mr. Blakeley. Sapristi I -Mr. Crozier. Do you want to get thrown out on your ear 7 -Mr. Philp. This is only public school work. -Mr. Brown. Stop talking! -Miss MacAlpine. GRover 6033 I 982 Kingston Rd. We Deliver 2-1-Hour Service ERLE M c G U I N N E S S FLORIST We specialize in Funeral Designs Wedding and Graduation Bouquets KEnwood 1118 St. Clair and Dufferin Nights and Sundays, HOward 3839 E791