Malvern Collegiate Institute - Muse Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

Page 95 text:

TH If .ll I' S H I' 2-X RAN Some jokes may he funny And others slightly rude. Some are likely senseless And others Very crude, But to make us happy These jokes are quite the style. Please don't skip this set-tione You're guaranteed to smile. Pk if Alma Venables- Do you serye lohsters here '. Waiter- Certainly, we cater to everyone. :ge rj: 5: Deadey- Yes. it took me aliout six weeks to learn how to play rugby. Aunt- What haye you for your pains'. ' Deadey-''Linimentf' is 211 Mr. Day- ll'hen is Madam used and when is Dame used'. ' Botsford- Madam is used when speaking In a lady and Dame is used when speaking about a lady. ic 211 Ik Now then. Quartermain. said Mr. Taylor after a long eulogy on some tamous inyentors. what would you like to invent? lVell. Sir. replied Quartermain. I'd like to invent a machine so that by simply pressing a button all my homework would he done. Mr. Taylor frowned. Thats very lazy ot' you. he reprimanded. Now let Nourse tell us what he would like to inyent. Nourse yawned. Something to press the button. he said. P? 211 A well-known chemist says the best dissolution for gold is a boy and girl engaged. iT7l

Page 94 text:

' T Q W JI JZ 0 1. FAMQUS FIFTH - FOR FACTS NAME Ahms Ai rh:ARANcr: Wh:AkNh:ss C11-in-11 Aivmrrlon lIi,'riMA'rif: FNPE Mr. Clark Lorne Fr r-Lorne None? All right? .v 4 ? Infinhy H. Johnston gJohnnie Sweet Golfer' He didn't, did he? l 5' 10 Mi . 5' 10 S. Denby ' Sam Geo. Jessel Girls Boy! she's smart! To learn his Latin School teacher l . i FFF C 11 'th d thx- . T h f th h '- R. Burrows i Ronnie i Neat l n Syats Ou fvJay,eSiT.ge ls K Pass in French 0 6 OTJZSM e 01 B. Bowles N Bea Plump N Moustaches Oh Pete! English and History 150 lbs. E 4. X 4 , I-1 J. Mclilachcrn ' Johnnie Ha cha! Ha cha! Chemistry Parbleu! Linguist Court interpreter nj 4 ,A l M 1- 4 il! A A A 4444 4 A4 A AA 4444 MIM 4pA44AW E -H - at l l 11'tn'ktht'W 5' ' S. Shankman Selly Prehistoric i Science X con rigst, a H, Professor Einstein Bachelor Z M. P1-ice l Madge studihus Men y rm English S Lihiai-ian school mai-'m is B. McCorkell Bruce Lanky X Arguing I don't agree i Orator Sprinter H. Brennen Hughie Good-looking' 1 Hockey 3 I LovE you Big league catcher Caught her I. Phillips Irv. Frequent Big women Stop! Electrical engineer I Running the spotlight G. McDaniel Mac Reserved 1 Blondes Oh Pulee-ez ! None Fudge stirrer ' M. Spence Ma m Very pleasing Dark, curly hair E Bill said that- Mrs. Ab. Box Mrs. Duncan 5 ' D. Austen Doug 5 feet i Wrestling ' I see - Big' business man Graduatef?l I G. Watson Jose Benevolent Dot Bell i Now look here! Scholarship Soap box orator D. Thomas Doris Husky Bachelors i 74th question please? I Prima Donna Old maid -Jai

Page 96 text:

THE .IIFSE Do You Realize - - That this Edition of. THE KMUSEH was made possible only by the generosity of Our Advertisers. Loyal Malvernites will return the courtesy. -ADVERTISING STAFF. Stewart- My car is at the door. Rook- Yes, I hear it knocking. lk Bk lk HK All right on behind. there? called the conductor from the front of the C2112 Hold on, cried a shrill voice. Wait till I get my clothes on! The passengers craned their necks expectantly. Wolfenden was struggling to get a basket of laundry aboard. ak lk if if 'AI'lease. Mum, began the aged hero in appealing tones. as he stood at the kitchen door on wash day, I've lost my leg- Well. I ain't got it, snapped the woman, slamming the door. wk wk 152 Sk Helen Johnson to Dorie Learie- What is the difference between :ei sigh, an expensive automobile and a baboon ? Dorie- How should I know? Helen- An sigh is U Dear! the expensive car is too dear, and the lmlioon is you. dear. ITSI