Malvern Collegiate Institute - Muse Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE MUSE J. BRUADBENT GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS TOBACCOS AND ICE CREAM 109-11 Main St. ---- A Toronto Phone GRover 6836 It's the little things in life that trouble us: You can sit on a mountain. but not on a tack. IF Ik Sk PK Mr. Clarke to Florence- I used to teach your brother and sister, but they were all right. DF ik Ik FF McDaniel. visiting London for the first time, goaded to despera- tion by the incessant necessity for tips. iinally entered the Wash-room of his hotel. only to be faced with a large sign which read: Please tip the basin after using. I'm hanged if I will! said Mac, turning on his heel, I'll go dirty first! if Pk :Ei Mr. Brown- What is the possessive form of Mr. Smith '? Bright Pupil- Mrs. Smith. Pk wk FK FF Visitor calling at Dr. Fisher's house- Is your father at home? Archie- No, he's out giving an anaestheticf' Visitor- An anaesthetic! That's a big word. What does it mean '? Archie-Ten dollars. Ik Pk lk lk Rill Dalgleish- What foolish questions is Nourse asking the teacher now? n Art Curliss-- Oh! he's asking if you get a barking cough from eating hot dogs. COMPLIMENTS OF Dr. I. J. Metcalfe DENTIST Cor. Balsam and Kingston Road Grover S177 lssxj

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EES Eli? 1Vl'eSJ e E E to NONE BETTER - Don't take our word for it but try our M A X H E A T Maximum Heat COAL and COKE and be Convinced McDermid Building Supplies, Limited 2679 DANFORTH AVENUE Gnover 1316 Under the spreading chestnut t1'ee The village smithy liesg He started to shoe an army mule And forgot to shoo the flies. iii Ik Ik Pk Who takes a sheet of flimsy tin, Immerses it in paint, Then puts a little engine in And calls it what it ain't,'? -JACK WILSON, QF. Pk wk BF Pls Miss Muirhead- How many combinations can be made out of B.V.D.'? Q HF Ik if HF Miss Sutherland- Priestman. it gives me great pleasure to give you 74 marks. Priestman- Give me 100 and have a real good time. HF if 14 wk Someone told us that Mr. Kerr thought he had left his watch at home and took it out to see if he had time to go after it. Ik Sk if Mr. Fisher- Failed again, eh? What's the excuse this time? Ted- Well, what could you expect 7 They asked the same silly questions. JACK FRASER SPECIALIZING IN MEN'S AND YOUNG MEN'S C L O T H I N G TWO STORES: 2634 Danforth 1556 Danforth i9'7l

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THE MUSE Wim if A COMPLIMENTS 7 of S .l S .D DRUMMOND FUEL fm,-Q Sm,-esp CO., Branch 902 Kingston Rd. Phone HU. 4849 2661 DANFORTH AVE. FIQH AND CHIPS Grover 1315 WE DELIVER Al Crocker- What are those holes in the fence for? Norm Allen- Those are knotholesf' Al- If they are not holes, then what are they '? 214 211 Bill Stewart- Why on earth is Johnny Standing in front of the niirror with his eyes closed? Laird H.-- He wants to see how he looks when he's asleep. 3 :if :if First Former- When is a strong nail weak? Second Ditto- When it is in firm. :If 22 211 51 Mary McGill- What are you thinking about 'Q ' Bill Boyd- NothingI Mary- Welll don't he so self-Centered. IIC Miss MacGregor, reading 21 story- 'Through the tiny window of the Cell Caine a bar of sunlight striking against the stone wall as though to brighten the captives clream.' Now. class. why was the poor man so anxious to look out '? Because he wanted to see who threw the soap, said the class as one man. THE Brighton Bakery KINGSWQQD Home of Quality Bread and Cakes The Home of Good Talking Pictures Made nn Promises Fresh Daily L. Polakotf, Prop. PHONE GRUVER 0145 1111 KINGSTON ROAD Grover 6911 258-1 DANFORTH AVE. l99l