Malvern Collegiate Institute - Muse Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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EES Eli? 1Vl'eSJ e E E to NONE BETTER - Don't take our word for it but try our M A X H E A T Maximum Heat COAL and COKE and be Convinced McDermid Building Supplies, Limited 2679 DANFORTH AVENUE Gnover 1316 Under the spreading chestnut t1'ee The village smithy liesg He started to shoe an army mule And forgot to shoo the flies. iii Ik Ik Pk Who takes a sheet of flimsy tin, Immerses it in paint, Then puts a little engine in And calls it what it ain't,'? -JACK WILSON, QF. Pk wk BF Pls Miss Muirhead- How many combinations can be made out of B.V.D.'? Q HF Ik if HF Miss Sutherland- Priestman. it gives me great pleasure to give you 74 marks. Priestman- Give me 100 and have a real good time. HF if 14 wk Someone told us that Mr. Kerr thought he had left his watch at home and took it out to see if he had time to go after it. Ik Sk if Mr. Fisher- Failed again, eh? What's the excuse this time? Ted- Well, what could you expect 7 They asked the same silly questions. JACK FRASER SPECIALIZING IN MEN'S AND YOUNG MEN'S C L O T H I N G TWO STORES: 2634 Danforth 1556 Danforth i9'7l

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THE MUSE J. BRUADBENT GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS TOBACCOS AND ICE CREAM 109-11 Main St. ---- A Toronto Phone GRover 6836 It's the little things in life that trouble us: You can sit on a mountain. but not on a tack. IF Ik Sk PK Mr. Clarke to Florence- I used to teach your brother and sister, but they were all right. DF ik Ik FF McDaniel. visiting London for the first time, goaded to despera- tion by the incessant necessity for tips. iinally entered the Wash-room of his hotel. only to be faced with a large sign which read: Please tip the basin after using. I'm hanged if I will! said Mac, turning on his heel, I'll go dirty first! if Pk :Ei Mr. Brown- What is the possessive form of Mr. Smith '? Bright Pupil- Mrs. Smith. Pk wk FK FF Visitor calling at Dr. Fisher's house- Is your father at home? Archie- No, he's out giving an anaestheticf' Visitor- An anaesthetic! That's a big word. What does it mean '? Archie-Ten dollars. Ik Pk lk lk Rill Dalgleish- What foolish questions is Nourse asking the teacher now? n Art Curliss-- Oh! he's asking if you get a barking cough from eating hot dogs. COMPLIMENTS OF Dr. I. J. Metcalfe DENTIST Cor. Balsam and Kingston Road Grover S177 lssxj