Malvern Collegiate Institute - Muse Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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TH E LJULSE. EEL v, .E-L 'ExcHANGI: l ENTLE READERS, don't let our little title illustration mislead you. Our exchanges. we hope, are neither like the Sino-Japanese war nor are they a space in the edition for placing surplus caustic comments. The real purpose is the interchange of ideas tend- ing to stimulate yvell-balanced magazines. We hope it has been ful- tilled. but. barring that. it certainly has been a pleasant task to read Over so many interesting publications. Am-I-m--NORTHERN VOCATION SCHOOL. TORONTO. An excellent magazine for your first attempt. One of our best exchanges. Freshette tfrom back of roomj- May I get a drink, Sir? Teacher trnistaking drink for inkl- I'm sorry. but someone stole my bottle yesterday. Thr L.C.C.I. Roz-z'czv-LONDON CENTRAL COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE. This magazine certainly covers all interests ill your school: a complete edition. Wrfstzrnrd-Ho-WESTERN TECHNICAL SCHOOL. A newcomer to our exchange list, well-balanced. but we suggest cartoons and more jokes. f'f,m11'ng TIIlt'?I'iXfVESTON HIGH AND VOCATIONAL SCHOOL. Not enough reading matter. AII autograph page would be popular. T111 Lmftw-I1-SIR ADAM BECK COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE. LONDON. A big magazine and very comprehensive. Your travel depart- ment is a novel feature and well written up. The circulation of over four thousand is not to be wondered at. Arfrr LZICH-OSHAWA COLLEGIATE AND VOCATIONAL SCHOOL. lYe are glad to exchange with an old friend again a fine maga- zinc. School activities are well covered. Might we suggest a few more cartoons. We can adapt this joke to our school: Mr. Taylor in chemistry- What is the most outstanding con- tribution chemistry has made to modern life? Sam Denby- Blondes. 771-If Tnftlf-r-D.ANrOIe'I'II TEc'HNIcAI, SCHOOL. Everything' in this edition is done with the best taste: small but good. l42l

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THE MUSE' COOKE: A Modern History of Europe. Sir! MR. CHOW: Ah! Where did you get that? All European Histories have been confiscated! I will have no interruptions in my class! Get out and stay out! fCooke picks up his books and walks out, as if he was accustomed to being kicked out of History class all the timeb. Mr. Chow pro- ceeds to give a fluent, long-drawn out account of the Ming Dynasty. Suddenly. there is a great commotion in the outer hall. The door is flung open, and Wareham, resplendent in a Malvern cadet uniform, appears, at the head of a regular army of cadets. WAREHAM: Come on everybody! No more Japanese History for us! Mr. Chow I guess we'll have to trouble you to vacate. MR. CHOW: Here. here! What's the meaning of all this? I'll have you expelled for disrespect! WAREHAM: VVhat's that? You don't want to go, eh? Well, come on boys. we'll help him out. But the Jap at that moment with a lighting move. leaped to the window, and there flung a small black object into the room. Before anyone could move. the bomb exploded! There was a terrific noise. and then the sleeping girl awoke! The clock had struck one! She rubs her eyes, and jumps up, dismayed. DOT: Good-night! I've been asleep for over an hour! What a dream! tShe gathers up her books and leaves the roomy -Hur LONGING The poppies sway, The golden asters blow about the wall. And through the day I feel the cool. sad wind of early fall. Last year we two Together viewed the falling of the leaves. Together knew The warmth and colour of the autumn sheaves. Now silence drifts In purple shadows near the rustic gate. And in the mists I want you back, but know it is too late. -HELEN ORAM. H1 l

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M THE MUSE The Parkdalian-PARKDALE C.I., TORONTO. Many interesting articles. The Battle of 1930-1931 a feature. P.C.I. Student- Have you heard our new school song? The Other- What is it ? P.C.I. Student- 'Chemistry Bluesf The words aren't much, but, oh! the air. The following schools have been added to our exchange and we will have the pleasure of reviewing their editions in our next publications. HARBORD COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE, ToRoNTo. EAST YORK. NORTH BAY COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE. KITCHENER-XYATERLOO COLLEGIATE AND VOCATIONAL SCHOOL. -ED. MCCLLIRE. STAFF CHANGES E are glad to have Miss Ingham back. She has returned after two years' absence due to illness. Your very good health, Miss Ingham! Mr. Clarke is with us again after a lapse. difficult to understand. He went to Jarvis! Miss Sutherland tried us out for a year then accepted a perman- ent appointment. 'We welcome heartily Miss Smeaton. Mr. Burke and Mr. Heisey, who came to Malvern in September. Miss Smeaton is Toronto-born. She taught previously at Morris- burg and at Jarvis C. I. Mr. Burke comes from Guelph. He taught for some years in the Sudbury High and Technical Schools. Mr. Heisey turned from engineering at Kirkland Lake to teach- ing. He was at Niagara before coming to Malvern. Four teachers who were on the staff last year severed their con- nection with us for various reasons. Miss Dafoe resigned after some years of very successful teaching, to marry Mr. William Martin. of Palma. Mallorca. Miss Howard supplied at Malvern for a year and was subse- quently appointed to Parkdale C. I. Lucky Parkdale! Mr. Lucas was appointed last summer to the Ontario Public School Inspectors' Staff and assigned to West Kent District. We con- gratulate him while very much regretting his departure from Malvern. Mr. Farmer taught one year but has given up teaching for a life of more varied interests. -J. M. I43l