Malvern Collegiate Institute - Muse Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE .ill PSE Fifth Form Register is for -Xk'l1t'l'li, in thv futuro lu ll hc, Tho man in thc vnllar-ad. it 's plain to soo. is t'nr Baker. at houn- lu-'s valh-ml Willie, I To his guru-vlwwiiig hahit tho tvavliors art- chilly. is for t'urliss, our llt-lcn's a hlondc Ut' tht- typv ot' whit-h slutiks art- always sn fond. is for llayy. tho first nanu- is Jann-s, llc linpus dark, wavy lot-ks arc a hit with thc danivs. is thc lixaiuplt- n't-'tw told that thc tifth Slnvultl svt. whilv from vlassrnnin to classroom wv drift. is for l-'islu'r, -Xrvliilmal1l, no lt-ss, XYhn is angling' ahout for a tinv, fat lloirt-ss. for tlnnltl. Mimi. antl tlrcg'ory, Ruth, 'What ont- tnissvs in lltlj'-l-l'll'lldS. t'ntln-r snarvs. l'01'Stl0lll. is for lla-aly. Nm-man lw caroful. Thnst- Miss -dt-cds nt' yours, would gin' Marion an t-arful is fur Irwin. lu-'s liwpiiig it tlark, Hut lu' must wants tn ht- a history shark. is for .lavlison, who's sworn to liw prayor-lvss, llis pt-tition's 1111answvi'vt,l, his lip is still hairlcss. is fur Kcnnt-th, as Ili-mp. hc is known, .X tinv thriving t-rnp nt' wihl oats ho has sown. is for l,ca1'it-, affovtinnatt-ly, llot For truth antl for rhynu-, wc'll tlvswihc ln-r as hot. is for Manning. an 2llQ't'll1'il hounml, Barks whvn lu- should hitv. our swvot tt-avlu-r has found. is thi- Nixnn, with tlravt- sho was hh-st. Bt-sith-s lflnglish, what lu-i'iomls mln-yntvs sho tn rvst? is for tlaks. shv 's a star at tht- nvt. Wln-n Bm-tty's in training, it 's saitl sho won't pvt. is fm' l,ill'lil'1'. but Tlu-Ima, clnn't park, Sunil- mighty tlUt'l'1' things oftt-n hap in tht' clark. stands fm' Bl2ll'QllilI'l'll', minus tho Mara Ut' loving' tht- lamlit-s, lufll tvll you thc knack. is for linuth, nnw llt-lvn. mlnn't hlutii, lJitln't you tintl Rnwnit-'s tish a hit l'0llg1'l1? is fm' Stantlingg .lavk's turnt-ml vavalim-r, .Xntl whislwrs swt-vt nnthings in lJm'ian's oar. is litbl' Tlunnson, all hustlt- antl rush, llis st-1-rt-t anihititm-1-tliting' llush. is for l'rquhart. tht' latl gi-mwtli lmltlvr, Last wt-1-lt lu- appt-art-tl with smut- whitc on his sluwnltlvrl is l'nr Yavant, this spam- is tn lot, Iiring' t'urwartl your nanu-s. wt-'ll takt' what wv gut. is fm' -Wt-stlalu-, our strong silvnt inan. .Xml alsn tm' Wilson, nur tlash Dun Juan. is tm' Yun, whn think yuu'rt- lt-i't out, 'l'lu'rt-'s tnurt' fish in tht- st-a than wt-rv 1-wr pullt-cl nut. is for Z:-rn, nr Z1-hra, nr Zinv- - lint tale-nt t fl gin-s nntsit 's tinut, tlun't you think? 174,

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THE MUSE DAME GOSSIP Hou-dy folks we are about to give you a brief synopsis twe ean't spell re- sumet ot' scandal gleaned from the cafeteria, halls and classroom including 5-X. llvhy does Bill Fidler blush when called dear 'Z ' Why do all the boys eall Johnny Law, Mary. and tip their hats to him '? What did Mary Starr mean when she said Hgar's ear had engine trouble last night. Hal Hal Bliss IIoward's secret passion-Mr. Kerr. If Hr. Horton knew what a few boys know he wouldn't believe that the ancient art of hairdressing has passed out of existence. Eh Miss Jaeobi J? Who! strange power has Mr. Horton over Betty Oakes that made her exclaim l am all hot and bothered 'V' llihn coined the phrase we shouldn't do this and what's its significance? What Llo the girls ot' Brampton t'.l. think of the boys of Malvern ah me teensored 1 ? Wh y Standing thinks Mr. Horton should buy a dictionary? Ilou- Bliss Bluirhead knows that Howney whispers sweet nothings and to whom '? Why one of our teachers thinks Mothersill looks like the statue of What 's the use '? If Mr. Horton is well acquainted with Shelley's Jane? If Al Thomson is going north to be a Musher. Does Miss Muirhead really lore her subjects? Wh 1 rf Standing keeps his chest between tea dances? What strange power Porter has over les femmes? ik ik if Ill: Dad-Where are you going to-night '? Jack Birrell-To a Muse meeting. Dad-Yes amuse meeting. ill fl? if In church Mr. Taylor clasps his hands so tightly that he can't get them'open when the collection plate comes around. 1K1 '73 ill 5? lt' you don 't get the best of gin, gin will get the best of you. 'W ik Sk 'W Mr. Bl2lkl'll'f'--Xxvillllfl'l Xvaiter-Yes sir. Mr. Blakelt-y4Wbat 's this? NVaiter-lt's bean soup, sir. Mr. Blakeley-No matter what it has been, the question is what is it now Y 4? if 'F W Q IIEAIKD AT TIIE 1fANQI'lE7'.' Jessie-fWhy is this year's fifth like a corset? .lack Huestf-I dunnol why? Jessie-fliecause it 's l,over's l orm. fl if if il' lt' every knock 's a boost, Ilesk's car should climb 'mv hill on high ' . 1- - HT5..