Maitland High School - Chieftain Yearbook (Maitland, MO)

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Maiflaqcloqiarl Ford FordsonfLinco1n .fThe Universal Linej MOST VALUE- BEST RE-SALE VALUE- IN FACT THERE IS NO COMPETITION- ALL VALUES CONSIDERED- Dysart Motor Company IVIAITLAND, MO. AUTHO.RIZED SALES AND SERVICE 'fl i I 53 IF W 1oQ3 p I I I One hundred twenty-four

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FOR THOSE WHO CARE 0- FOR GOOD THINGS TO EAT CALL D. S. HIATT'S FANCY GRoCER1Es AND MEATS Miss Colaw Cin Hygienel : I ani 5 ft. 4 in. tall and I should weigh 125 pounds. How much do you thing I Weigh ? Class remains in Silence. Miss Colawz I won't take any- thing' off your grade for guess- ing. Wright: I begin to realize that I am no longer a mere boy now that I've got a little hair on my lip. Louise: Yes, and I suppose that in a month or so you'll have another one. Wright H.: Did you know I have a job for this suminer?. Ruth G.: No, what'?', Wright H.: Pm going to be draft clerk in the bank--open and shut windows. One humliel txxentx three Z l f l r l l I l ,. H. R. E. KELLY 8z SONS HARDWARE FURNITURE IMPLEMEN TS FUNERAL DIRECTOR Maitland Missouri

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L. D. SUMMERS STATIONERY :: JEWELRY :: NOTIONS WALL PAPER :: PAINTS A FULL LINE OF DR. HESS STOCK POWDERS What did Dulcie Kill? IIow long did Lorene Long long to be long? Miss Colaw: 'Ira I haven't seen your excuse yet have I? Ira: I don't think so, I haven't brought one yet. What would happen if the land was taken out of Mait-land? You can easily tell Snapper's father is an oil man by the way Snap oils his hair. Mr. Riley: Why is it farmers always dress their scare crows in men's clothing ? Virgil K.: Well, if we dressed them in Women's clothes there'd be sure to be some old birds hang- ing around. STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE Just 20 miles from Maitland. One of the best Teachers Colleges in the State. YOUR' COLLEGE For Information Write UEL W. LAMKIN, President Maryville, Mo. ' 'I 1CQQ One hundred twenty-five 3 V Q