Mainland High School - Buccaneer Yearbook (Daytona Beach, FL)

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UHWOF 2H F1145 H I-i 4H7! T aithful and true Maud Stetson, who was never known to sigh, Wills to Evelyn Grabe, the love light in her eye. illian Mable Newcomb, Who is quite Charming and very shy, Bequeaths t0 Marion Carson, her HCave Alan and his speckled tie. bedient Jack Coleman, 21 student Who accepts all dares, Wills to Ray Hatcher, his original Hcollegiate airsf, eHned and pleasant Priscilla Wood, a girl Who is not a bit fickle, Bequeaths to Virginia Smith, the stick of her ice-cold popsycle. nteresting and loving Phoebe Deans, a girl whom most of us adore, Wills t0 Doris Atkinson, her credit at Woolworthys jewelry store. ignified 1Warie Osteen, the champion of long-distance sliding, Bequeaths to Marian Johnson, her ability of bareback riding. lberta iiCarry Fisher, 21 senior with international fame, Leaves to Katie NIassfeller, her great ability to declaim. otorious Margaret Simmons, who has a sweet, attractive grace, Wills to Beverly Brown, her serene and noble face. ndependent Eddie Walker, who loves to bill and C00, Bequeaths to Edgar Dunn, his great ability to woo. oisy Charles Hollis, the comical kid of his Classes, Leaves to Robert Cushing, his winning way with the lassies, dith Alexander is very bright, and few there are above her, She wills to Ellen Skirlo, the remains of her iiVagabond Lover.H he petite Kenneth Markham, a refrigerator wizard supreme, Leaves his salesmanship t0 Francis Jack, who has a weakness to dream. Eicient Elizabeth Green, who cherishes Shakespeare, complete, Bequeaths t0 Hildred Johnson, the nimbleness of her dancing feet. nchanting and beautiful Sara Snow, 21 girl With Venus-like arms, Leaves t0 fearless Ruby Hill, her endearing young charms. able and brave Kurt NIassfeller, wills his sharp shoulder blades, To the popular George Hurd, a hero of mosquito raids. he fascinating Kathleen Summerlin, Whose weakness is cowboys from the west, Leaves the hcrookh in her elbow to Hal Cooner, a believer in perpetual rest. ilarious Virginia Titus, Who is sweeter than 2111 the flowers, Bequeaths to Ruth Codrington, her magic love-making powers. ntelligent Leontine Marshall, who is popular in any place, Leaves to Charlotte Mathews, her bobbed hair's jaunty grace. espectful Myrtle Sitton, who wears the latest styles, Bequeaths t0 Bernice Smith, a carload of sunny smiles. he affectionate Julia Raymond, a lover of chocolate ice cream, Leaves t0 Ernestine Chaffee, the feather of her Empress Eugene. ield not unto Hirtation, is the motto of dainty NIargaret Jay, Who Wills her hopeless cedar chest, to the Happer Helen lucKay. iny Dottie Cunningham, the society belle 0f the town, Bequeaths to Fern Fossett, her twinkling eyes of brown. Winsome Louise Lancaster, the charming HCosmetic Queen? Leaves to Virginia Bingham, her romantic hero of every dream. 0 ur Hand and Seal we set, as witnesses so true, This second day of February, in the year of ,32. Wiitnesses: ELLEN BURKLEY, dttorney: HARRY COBB. ESTHER MCCORMICK.

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DI argaret iiFunnyll lWills, a comedian With a sweet personality, A Pd HOOEDU? G??FZ ZOHhsFU De MU: A Wills to Candler Poole, her nonsensical originality, lluring Dorothy Cathers, who at flirting cannot be beat, Leaves to Kennie NIae .VIolpus, her remarkable ability to sleep. nspiring Grace Locke, a Hblues singerH of modern youth, Bequeaths her Mendless Chatter? to the Nlurphy girl named Ruth. aughty Helene Rich, who makes every heart begin to Hit, Leaves to De Zerne Hitch, her store of merry Wit. ively and gay Blanche Todd, whose love a certain boy is after, Bequeaths to lVIildred Finney, the n'ripple'U of her merry laughter. ccommodating Billy Lyons, who uses original grammar, Wills to Tip iVIurphy, his quaint Chivalrous manner. otable John Upson, a southern sample of a gentleman, Leaves to Wynn iVIarsh, his remarkable coat of tan. oris Need Appenzellar, with skin so wondrous fair, Bequeaths to Alice lVIcNary, her wavy nut brown hair. tanley llCaptain,y Taylor, a brave lad, with a lifootball,y look, Leaves his childhood record to the Juniors, a confession of a HSenior Crook.n lever Leo Graham, whose Cheeks are red like the rose, Wills to Evelyn Patterson, the llrunsl, of her old silk hose. ospitable Gene West, who bids farewell to class dues, Bequeaths to Polly Coleman, her ilmelancholyh blues. bserving Betsy Clark, who has scores of suitors to marry, Wills to Betty Wilson, her iifoolproofly vocabulary. bliging Eloise Fuqua, whom everyone knows as HSnooxfy Leaves t0 Irene Love, the covers of her diary books. oquacious Betty lVliner, a popular girl worth while, Bequeaths to Wilma Ward, the effect of her sunny smile. auntless William Wharton, whose fish stories cannot be beat, Leaves to Ernest Cueni, the secret of this feat. Ctive Katherine Graham, :1 girl who never sheds a tear, Bequeaths to Elizabeth Nusbaum, her Florida Cavalierfy outhful NIiller Howard, with eyes of ocean blue, Leaves to Joe Hardwick, his Kigrumble seat built for two. he esteemed and modest Ellen Burkley, a girl of literary fame, Wills her knowledge to Henry VVehner, whose inclination is the same. bedient Richard Curry, the well known nVVindbag king, Leaves to Fred Carnell, his liNapoleanic swing. imble Kathleen lVIiddleton, WhOse sweetie lives on a cactus farm, Bequeaths t0 Rosetta Cobb, the secret of her magic charm. nother maid of whom we know is the sparkling Dorothy Andreu, Who leaves her KKSeabreeze Sweetie to a girl named Blondy Treu, etty Wilson Davenport, large and grand we all concede, Bequeaths the muscles of her Klbrawnyl, arms to a Junior, Muriel Meade. lla OlNeill, the girl who can steal any heart, any time, any where, Wills to little Patty Christiancy, a sugar-coated love affair. nother senior of great repute is the shy Eileen Purcell, Who wills her llNew England Consciencell to a Junior, pray treat it well. C ontented Leo Epstein, an answer to a maidenls prayer, H Bequeaths t0 Latimer Brooker, the electricity in his hair. umorous Lucille Lyons, the senior prize for the nation, Leaves to Ruth Griswold, her method of osculation.

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The Report of a Psychiatrist HE members of the Class of 1932 have been very much interested in psychology, many of them having taken profound courses in such awe-inspiring phrases of the subject as psychoanalysis and psychiatry. Naturally they got all wrought up about their repressions and complexes, defense mechanisms, and rationalizations. When the world-renowned psychiatrist, Professor Abdullah Freudson-Brilling, came to town and opened a consulting room for the mentally unfit and the intel- lectually unsettled, all these earnest students rushed to see him. Now, donlt misunderstand me. I am not implying that they were unfit, unsettled, 0r un-anything. They all went to be psychoanalyzed. Of course, no one ever found out What the Professor told them, but it was generally reported that they were most anxious to learn in what field of endeavor they would be most successfulea very natural anxiety. And now comes the exciting part of my story. Last night, I, too, had occasion to enter Professor Abdullah Freuclson-Brillingls office. No, not because of any mental weakness; merely to collect the rent. lVIy mother owns the building. And what do you think? You dont, do you? Well, Illl tell you. The Pro- fessor wasnlt in, and to kill the time I read the magazines on the table in the waiting room. You know the sort of magazines you find in a doctors oHice. Well, the Professorls magazines were even more 50. After Ild read Illodern Pristilla for December, 1910, Literary Digest for June, 1927, and Grandmak 110mg Companion for April, 1890, I looked around for another lot of new, snappy literature. All I could find was a black-eovered notebook at the very bottom of the pile. It was filled with closely typed notes. Just as I was about to Close it, I saw, to my amazement, the names of my classmates. I looked again and discovered that these nOtes were the Professorls private and genuine opinions of those who had consulted him. I confess it without shame: I read that notebook. And what I found out! I copied it down, so Ild not forget. Have no fear that what I,m telling you is incorrect. Itls exactly what the famous psychiatrist wrote about the members of the Senior Class, all of Whom, evidently, consulted him. Ah! Thirty, forty years hence I see a rich manea bankerecounting his gold. His name is LeRoy Luke. Ah! the dainty ladies of society, envied, flattered by allathe queens of every gathering, the belles of every ball-Lola DuChane and Louise Lancasterl I see two happy wives making Ilmoonshineyl and music within their walls. I see them exchanging confidences over the fence as to this or that domestic difIiculty or culinary 0r maternal triumph. These two inseparable girls are Betsy Clark and llSnoox,l Fuqua. Now I feel like eryiny: I must cry this womanls grief overwhelms me. Surely it is some lonely Widow mourning her husband. No, not so. I see nothing like that. ,Tis only a fair bride weeping the loss of her pet poodle. Who is the bride? Her name was oncee-what? lVIaxine lVIcLarty. In ten short years Ellen Burkley has become a national celebrity known as Polly Pry of the Graphic News. She is so alert that she interviews a criminal while he is committing the crime and gets tomorrowls news last week.