Main Avenue High School - El Sombrero Yearbook (San Antonio, TX)

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HVIiPACHE The Faculty Says “I’m afraid I’ll have to call you down again.”—Thomas “Be quiet at the back table.”—Pierce. “Well I’m surprised at you!”—Ilalc. “Now don’t forget this.”—Dawson. “0, for a perfect recitation.”—Bryan. “Don’t you know?”—Adams. “All right now—give attention.”—Gohmert. “Now let us take a short review.”—Malone. “Don’t slur—keep time.”—Chipman. “Everybody quiet now.”—Parr. “Have I made that clear?”—Baskin. “Why don’t you work?”—Pessels. ‘ ‘ My goooooodness. ’ ’—Cana les. “This is no place for conversation.”—Randall. ‘ ‘ Silencio. ’ ’—Onderdonk. “Give the reasons—unless you don’t know them.”—Jones. “This isn’t a conversation hall!”—McDonald. “Things don’t only just happen.”—Butler. “You ought to know that by the light of nature.”—E. Stone. “Is that living up to your responsibility?”—Brawner. “Good!”—L. Stone. “Are you prepared? Answer yes or no.”—Allem. “That’s easy; B-a-s-y.”—Kay. “If you don’t like this work, drop it.”—Vogel. “Very good!”—May. “Any questions?”—Cleary. “Well. I’m waiting for you all to stop talking.”—Cook. “All right now—the assignment for to-morrow.”—I. B. West. “Well now, I don’t know about that; you see—.”—Gutzeit. “Talk it!”—Abbott “If you use black—use black with life in it!”—Matthaei. “Understand ?”—Bolton. “All right now—if you please.”—Morey. “Hagame el favor de no hablar.”—Lamb. “You arc too illiterate.”—Smith. “Call out your names, girls.”—Caskey. “Sit.”—Schultz. —7—

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HUIiPACHF MR. HOWARD The most considerate friend and advisor, the most enthusiastic “booster” of all sports and an untiring worker, is our beloved principal. No one keeps closer track of the undercurrents of the school or is kinder or more helpful than our Mr. Howard—known as “Jack” by the boys. MISS RUBY FLY Miss Fly, the hard working and proverbially cheerful “office boy”, is a very necessary member of our staff. She does all the routine work and oils the wheels of the school—not that we are grateful for that— but she does this (to us) necessary evil cheerfully, and we appreciate that MR. HOFSTETTER “Frit Mr. Hofstetter is the most cheerful specimen in captivity, no harder worker is in existence, and as a chaperone, a tease, and a good all round sport he can’t be beat! There never was a more jolly companion or a better friend. Three cheers for “Fritz”. MRS. CLARK ••Mother Clark Mother Clark was put on this earth for the main and simple reason (to quote Penrod) that we needed her and always will need her. Can you imagine not having a matron to save on “blue” days? We couldn’t possibly spare Mother Clark. DR. RHODES Unfortunately Dr. Rhodes is almost an entire stranger to the school at large, but all who know him join in the wish that he may become better known to us, and thereby universally liked. Come and be introduced. —6—

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SUIiPACfflj The Faculty Says (Continued) ‘It gives me great pleasure, indeed, to introduce to you—(in assemblies)— Mr. Howard. “If you all arc through talking, I’ll begin.—Kelly. “All right boys—all right girls.”—Stoddard. “Leave the typewriters alone.”—Mayliew. “Use common sense.”—Bright. “Well now, isn’t that just fine!”—Pond. If every student will be quiet, I can get around to each one in her turn— remember, there’s twenty-four of you and only one of me.”—Hughes. “This class is so stupid.”—Miller. “Sit down and keep quiet.”—Jarrell. “Form two straight lines—tallest on right and shortest on the left.”— Johnson. “Get to you in a minute.”—Yarrington. “Look out for your hands!”— Burleson. “How’re things going today?”—Pirie. “All right now let’s cut out the monkey business.”—Pfeiffer. “ Is there anyone willing to try it?”—Scofield. “Are you going to have enough pies today?”—Foster. “Please, girls, work more quietly.”—Kroegcr. “For instance.”—Murray. Get to work; you’re not doing your best.”—Brunet. “Hagame el favor de oner Atencion en las clase. ”—Nicholson. “The bell has rung.”—Bennett. “Latin is easy if you study.”—P. West. “Well, what’s your trouble?”—Hofstottcr. “Oh, Pshaw!”—Fly. “Now, how about this?”—Hall. “Let’s see once.”—Fox. “Looka here.”—Troutz. i i Well!”—Morgan. Discuss.”—Stewart. What can 1 do for you?”—Clark. i I ”—D wenger —8—