Madrid Waddington High School - Memories Yearbook (Madrid, NY)

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I found the Peace Corps Rangers, alias Chase Mills Rangers, Dick Weegar and John Ashley, teaching the natives how to get the South African Jungle Rot, in Mrs. Finnegan style. From the last reports I heard from Bill Carkner and Denny Willard, they are still in Siberia where they were sent shortly after graduation by their former history teacher. William Hosmer is a psychiatrist on an oasis in the Sahara. He has frequent visits from Charles Condlin and Donald Martin who have become disturbed by their futile search for their safari companion, Roy Cameron, whom they lost to a group of native girls six years ago. Constructionists, Wayne Hicks, Steve Reynolds, Al Myers and James Sabre are building an under water tunnel from Algeria to Italy. Construction costs the boys estimate to be about 3250. Richard Feulner, I learned has just become Maharaja of Franistan, an island dis- covered by Richard himself. He has also acquired a harem consisting of Judy LaPoint, Pat Boyea, Judy Lunderman and Ruth Dalton. All are contented and happy. From what I found out from informed sources Art Wert is now running his own string of taxis between Madrid and Fiaccos. He is engaged to Leslie Bower, but then Art always was a slow worker. Lynn Bouchard, Bill Blair and Rick Haney have their own perfume factory in Paris. They collect garbage oils from all of Paris and named it 'tAway You Go. 6'0n my way home, said Mr. Ruddy in ending his account, I stopped in Denmark and found the remainder of the Class of 1964-. Gail Pruner, Linda Tredo, Carol Colbert and Helen Caratsole are in the American Embassy in Denmark with our own foreign exchange student, Nanna Trabolt. There are four floors, and each of the girls swabs the floors each day while Nanna supervises. S ' ? 2 av f A X .1 ul, QW' 'I 2 Q W' 1 x X 59 w i g 1 s' A ' nlli n . F

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Class Prophecy On his arrival at the ,lohn F. Kennedy International Airport in New York City on June 1, 1980 that world-famous reporter for the New York Times, John Ruddy, had this to say: HI have just completed my most difficult assignment, a world-wide tour to find what my old classmates of the class of 764 at MWCS are doing. We boarded the plane for a trip to Rome, accompanying me were my wife, the former Tina Clegg, my personal secretary, Virginia Hoyt, and my valet, Ray Ellis. I was flying to Rome because I had heard that Linda DeFazio was over there teaching the Italians how to cook. When we were airborne, I heard the pilot talking. It seemed to be a very familiar voice, so I inquired who the pilot was. Much to my amazement I found that Louise Richards was at the controls. I went up to talk to her and who should be the co-pilot but her sidekick from school days, Mildred Marceau. From them I learned the where- abouts of many members of our class. They informed me that Judy Ladoceour, Peggy Pemberton, Janice I,aValley and Nancy Holliday have finally bought that ringside table at Cap's Inn. Another of their pals, world famous swimmer Rosalie Miller, and her new associate, Pat Chateau, have taken to doing their workouts in the TVA Irrigation Ditches. Linda Dunn, Alice Hubbard and Tam Buckley now own and run their own nightspot in Reno. The bouncers there are Wilfred and William Bush. Rowdy customers can't tell if they are seeing double or there are really two of them, so they leave gladly. Some steady customers are Joe Howard, a now famous lawyer taking over the Perry Mason series this year. fThere is a difference though, Joe never wins a casej and Pat Ruddy, now national director of the FFA, living up to its motto as always FATHER FARMS ALONE. They had also heard that Russ Strait has achieved his goal of being a mortician. His assistant is that ex-nurse Joyce Feulner. Instead of trying to save patients, she worked at disposing of them. I guess Russ considered her as a good assistant to aid in his business. This assignment was turning out to be much easier than I expected. When I reached Rome, I looked up Linda DeFazio which wasn't very hard. Everyone seemed to know her. She told me that she had heard that Dick Cardoza was now in Spain fighting the bulls. Living in Madrid so as not to change his address, he thought was wise. In England the famous pigtailed actress Frani Ruddy is now being directed by Steve LePage, so as to keep up the family tradition. I'1l bet Steve is still the dashing young man that he was in high school - dashing after girls, that is. As I was visiting with Linda, I spotted a Massena Observer on the newstand. The first thing I saw was an ad, DAVE'S LIGHT TRUCKING. Nobody was ever sure what he is trucking down Thunder Road!! Then my eyes were drawn to another ad, this one Tabby's Inn, now under the management of 4'Buttons Charlebois. After managing our basketball teams in our old school days, this should be easy for Torn. I decided that I had better be on my way and since Linda said that she had last heard that a group from our class had enlisted in the Peace Corps, I wanted to investigate.

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Class Will We, the elite class of '64 do hereby will and bequeath all our skills and abilities - pulling pranks, muttering, goofing off. making excuses. etc. - to the Class of 765 in the confidence that they will make good use of them. We attest to our soundness of mind - don't laugh - and declare this to be our last will and testament nullifying all others. Russ Strait leaves his charm. sex appeal and oh you know to Alan Xickerson. Some- how we don't think Al needs them too much. Linda DeFazio leaves her cigarette breaks to Margie Christie. Remember Lindais motto, Margie - usmoke with care evervwheref, Alice Hubbard leaves her favorite teasing comb to Meredith Campbell. May it profit you as much as it has Hub! Richard Weegar leaves his attitude. 'cl hate school. people and life in generali' to Kenny Graves. Dennis Willard leaves the unpopular side of any debate to Bernard Pierce. Judy LaPoint leaves her laugh to Eleanor Hoadley and Bonnie Gagne. Way'ne Hicks leaves his art materials to Roxine Baker. Virginia Hoyt leaves Terry Moulton but with the warning. Hands off. Junior girlsf' Rosie Miller leaves her knowledge of business subjects to Bea Hicks. ':Live up to the title, Beaf, Yes, that blond Don Juan. Lynn Bouchard. is at last leaving and to John Porteous he wills his title, 'Tlavboy of the Year. James Sabre leaves his superior intellect to Ernie Runions. Charles Condlin leaves his ability to sleep with his eyes open to James Fobare and Guy Conger. lNot in class, bovsj Leslie Bower leaves her penmanship to George Dunlop. Take pity on the teachers. George, and use it. Ruth Dalton leaves her sister, Catherine. to be HAlmost alwavs, but never uite latefi , , q Alan Myers leaves his copy of War and Peace fscarcelv usedl to Gerald Fisher and Suzanne Sheets. Rick Haney leaves his off-beat sense of humor to Bob DeFazio and Steve Fisher. Roy Cameron leaves his ability to gain pre-knowledge of history exams to Maureen Finnegan. Since Steve LePage can't leave study hall. he leaves his nonchalant expression to John Steen. Tina Clegg leaves the bookstore to Norma Walker and Sharon Pierce. John Ashley leaves his case of 'South African Jungle Rot to Gregg Reid. Better find an antibiotic, Mrs. Finnegan. Tom Charlebois leaves his connections in the alcohol industry to Larry Putney. 5'With a hiccup here and a hiccup theref'