Madras High School - Hi Sage Yearbook (Madras, OR)

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Student Body Officers Danny Macy, advertising manager; Roger Diddock, president; Shirley Cunningham Reynolds, secretary; Jerry Ramsej vice-president; Shirley Henske. treasurer; Alan Green, parliamentarian. Student Council Left to right: top row: Macy, Krebs, Green, Moore, Duling. Second row- Fivecoat, Wood, Schroeder, Albrecht, Brown. Front row: Henske, treasurer; Diddock, president; Ramsey, vice-president;’ Reynolds, secretary.

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SENIOR PROPHECY 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0—release rockets! We’re off on a trip to the earth. The year is 1970, my silent moon-maid Charlene Harris and I are leaving a la-carte strip located in the capital of the moon. In a matter of seconds, we’ve cut rockets and are drifting over Central Oregon, banana capital of the universe. Mr. and Mrs. Roger Diddock, famed fisson-banana tycoons, chauffeured by Shirley Cunningham Reynolds, are touring their' plantation via H20-powered ship, designed by Dick Meuret. Nearing Madras, we see that station KRAZY-TV, under the management of Charles See and Faye Ferguson Incorporated, is still in operation. Reporting to work is Everett Stratton, the new Caruso. Other famed stars lolling about the premises are: Loretta and Louanna Parsons, currently starring in “My Friend Herma”; Charlotte Lathrop, “Betty Button’’; Jerry McBride, “Space-hound for the FBI’’; Donna Huckaby, “Schmedda Schmop-per”; and Kenny Foster replacing Jack Erb on “Snagnet”. On stage we hear the voices of Margaret Fine, Kitty Gates, and Naomi Nance discording on “Hoggie in the Window”. In the lobby the familiar voices of the famous novelist Clayton Binuer, and Raymond Ames, acclaimed writer of sonnets, are heard in a heated discussion over Jay Stansbery’s whereabouts. Jay, you know is touring the universe on a presidential campaign. Blasting off the roof of Henske’s Hot-spot, are Duck Allbee, Jim Dickman, and Bob Sprengel. (Bye the way, Anne Thomsen and Sally Moffat are smash-hit entertainers at this exclusive club.) In hot pursuit of the moon- shiners is Kenny Smith, commander of the Women’s Space Cadets. The mitey mites of the WSC include: Pat Tyrrell Lauretta Hayes, Evelyn Crandall, Janet Bierman, Mary Jane Wiese, Jan Luelling, and Bonnie Summers. Next Barry’s Blamy Bower attracts our attention. Librarian of this notorious old folks home is none other than Carolyn Brown, who is at the moment very busy attending to the needs of five patients—Marilyn Ams-berry, Norman Thrasher, Lowell Nichols, Connie Tjer-nagel, and Alan Green. In the kitchen we find Bonnie Crandall, local plumber, mending a leak beneath the sink. Charles Nathan, cook, is busy peeling potatoes. Professor of Theosphy, Danny Macy and his two star pupils, Mary Johnson and Irma Stephens, wander into the dispensary where L. E. Crecelius, nurses aid to Carolyn Otey, is practicing voodoo on Ray Koskela, a poor innocent patient. Norman Holmes, Central Oregon College of Education president, is celebrating Dave Duling’s fifteenth consecutive year as a sophomore at COCE. Roberta Slinker is found whizzing around the COCE football field in the school’s atomic-auto and barely missed runing down Bill Machamer, the great football star of this day and age. This display of driving is only common to all pupils of Vernon Pendergraft, safety-driving instructor. Thus we must leave dear Madras and the surrounding communities for the present. We’re on the way to the moon again and leave our old friends in the best of hands.