Madras High School - Hi Sage Yearbook (Madras, OR)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT '.Ve, the senior class of Kadras Union High School, City of Kadras,State of Oregon, being, according to the Judgement of the teachers,of reasonably sound mind, but according to the moat eminent phyaicans, unable to spend another year or even a semester in such environment, to make and publish this, our last Will and Testament. Article I To the faculty it is not necessary to will anything because in spite of themselves, they will have many memories of us. Section I To the Junior class we will our ability to get along together as one big haopy family. To the Sophomore class we will our ability to do our long assignments in the five minutes between classes. Section II Section III To the Freshman class we will our ability to stay out all weekend and come back to school bright and fresh Tuesday morning. Section IV Article II I, Tom Delaney, will my figure to Calvin Gregg Section I I, Karijane Thompson, will my luck to have a car break down to Susie Harris as it affords a good excuse for being out late Saturday niphts. Section II I, Bill Keeker, will my hidden talent to Frank Ross Section III my flirtacious and mannerly ways to Jimmy I, Vernon Golay, will Fendergraft. Section IV my ability to get in trouble at all times I, Kicky Horton with the city marshall to Lewis Crocker Section V I, Joanne Lewis, will by ability to drive a car seventy miles an hour over Lover's Lumps without hands to Ann Brownhill. Section VI I, Rod Rodman, will my flashy suspenders to Dick Heisinp. I, Jacoue Bryant, will my calm, soft voice and bashful ways to Gene Shepeard. I, Shirley Karshall, will my loud boisterous ways to Bill Cramer. I, Kadeline Kelley, will my fan mail to Carolyn Warren. I, Donna Ramsey, will my majestic height to Loyd Vincent. I, Edythe Stafford, will my title of Pin-up to Katy Riley. oction VII Section VIII Section IX Section X Section XI Section XII I, Caryl Watts,will my soul who wants it. ability to put out this annual to any poor Section XIII always be in trouble to will my ability to I, Chris Christiansen Art Rugrles.