Madisonville High School - Annual Yearbook (Madisonville, OH)

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BUSINESS MANAGER'S SPIEL ELL, how do you like the Annual? Pretty tine book, isnt it? But remember that it was the ttads that made it possible for the Senior Class to publish this Annual. A good, book was our aim, but money , we had to have for a good book. The bulk of this money has come 3 from the advertisers whose names appear in this volume. Now, here is the proposition we want to put up to the students and friends of M. H. S : The advertisers in this book helped us, and now we want you to help them. These ads have been valuable to us, and we trust that it is apparent to you that it is your plain duty to make them valuable to the advertisers. When you are going to buy something in Madisonviile or Cincinnati, look up our advertisers. Patronize those who helped this Annual. Don't let advertisers say that uaids in the it M. H. S. Annual is money thrown away. Everyone can help. Of course, knock the Annual all you want to-that is the purpose of this book --to furnish a ground for kicks. But donit forget to patronize our iiads. Sincerely, BUSINESS MANAGER. 86

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Miss StoehrsAs a nation, the English use very little corn, although it does seem a little strange. Knight-Oh, I don't know-they haven't any chickens. $02.9 He flunks in his lesson, The teacher says iiStudy! Tears come to his eyes And he flushes all rudy. -A Freshman. He flunks in his lesson, And 'cries with dismay; Then studies like fury And has it next day. -A Sophomore. He hunks in his lesson, And worries around Because of the fact That his grades Will go down. -A Junior. He flunks in his lesson, He lets his work drift And, shrugging his shoulders, Remarks What's the diff? -A Senior. eE. T. A. 16. 0:0 '3' Geometry 10 Elinor tstanding on a, chair and attempting to construct a Geometry figurel-Mr. Brubaker. Mr. Brubaker tinnocemlques, Elinor, want me to help you down? 85 Knight has just discovered another phenomenon in the great science of chemistry. Thusly, Ki + 28 : Ki ss tldssl Knight says in reference to the above reaction: It is best performed by two and in the dark. At least, I have always performed it most successfully in the dark. It is a very pleasant and interesting experiment, and I advise all to try it. .;. o'- . 0.0 A Girlls Soliloquy Boys! who have from football bled, Boys! Whom Peeps has often led, Welcome to your smashed-up head, And to victory! sM. E. 17. 4-4-4 Knight-Altman, what is your French grade? Altman-It approaches zero as a limit. KnighttMine has hit the limit. '2' 4' Seniors born for great things--4 Freshies born for small, J unions are not mentioned, Why are they here at allih-Ez. e3$$ An attorney for a gas company addressing a meeting of angry citizens, who were objecting to the high price charged by the gas company, said: If I may be per- mitted a pun, I say, 'Honor the Light Brigadef Some one yelled out in a loud voice, Oh, what a charge they made. -u-Ex.

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