Madisonville High School - Annual Yearbook (Madisonville, OH)

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Miss StoehrsAs a nation, the English use very little corn, although it does seem a little strange. Knight-Oh, I don't know-they haven't any chickens. $02.9 He flunks in his lesson, The teacher says iiStudy! Tears come to his eyes And he flushes all rudy. -A Freshman. He flunks in his lesson, And 'cries with dismay; Then studies like fury And has it next day. -A Sophomore. He hunks in his lesson, And worries around Because of the fact That his grades Will go down. -A Junior. He flunks in his lesson, He lets his work drift And, shrugging his shoulders, Remarks What's the diff? -A Senior. eE. T. A. 16. 0:0 '3' Geometry 10 Elinor tstanding on a, chair and attempting to construct a Geometry figurel-Mr. Brubaker. Mr. Brubaker tinnocemlques, Elinor, want me to help you down? 85 Knight has just discovered another phenomenon in the great science of chemistry. Thusly, Ki + 28 : Ki ss tldssl Knight says in reference to the above reaction: It is best performed by two and in the dark. At least, I have always performed it most successfully in the dark. It is a very pleasant and interesting experiment, and I advise all to try it. .;. o'- . 0.0 A Girlls Soliloquy Boys! who have from football bled, Boys! Whom Peeps has often led, Welcome to your smashed-up head, And to victory! sM. E. 17. 4-4-4 Knight-Altman, what is your French grade? Altman-It approaches zero as a limit. KnighttMine has hit the limit. '2' 4' Seniors born for great things--4 Freshies born for small, J unions are not mentioned, Why are they here at allih-Ez. e3$$ An attorney for a gas company addressing a meeting of angry citizens, who were objecting to the high price charged by the gas company, said: If I may be per- mitted a pun, I say, 'Honor the Light Brigadef Some one yelled out in a loud voice, Oh, what a charge they made. -u-Ex.

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Paul to J ohnny iwho is raising the windowi-Hun'y up there! J ohnny-Oh! shut up. Mr. Brubaker-Here, boys, you must learn to be ladylike. '2' 6' '2' Mr. Brubaker-Brunson, when water becomes ice, what is the greatest change that takes place. ansoneAbout 25 cents a hundred. q 0.. -2- -3- The other day Mr. Peoples was seen ttrushing the can. Drinking? Oh, no, he was speeding up his Ford. 03 : 3 Miss Stoehr-In what condition was Poe when he wrote The Raven? Mth'oy-Ravint! e -:- .;. Where to Find Them If you want a pretty girl, iTake this advice from mey 01 a man who is a man, Just call upon aHBEE.eE. A. '16. e1. '1 ? Miss Fick asked her German scholars What color of eyes was the prettiest. John T.7 I like them all. Looks bad, doesntt it? 60'2'$ Miss Spilman tweaking of scanningieSometimes a part of a foot is removed and then it is called defective. Marion S.-Hope itis not the toe. Mr. Brubakerehln what different states is water found? NatalikThe United States. .z. .z. .;. Mrs. Morgan-Who was Matilda? Helen KreThe grandson of William I. e oz. to To 01d Sixteen Old Sixteen, the time has come When we must break the tie, That bound our hearts in four short years To Madisonville High. The time has come when we must leave, For Fate is hard of heart, Four years have fled, we must go out, In life to do our part. Now, old classmates, keep this in mind, And ever do your best, To honor always 01d Sixteen, And dear, old M. H. Sr-E. T. A.ei16. -:- .zo -:- Miss Spilman-I am so glad that you girls chose your current events so near home. Natalie and Mary, What are yours about? Natalie-Hotel business in London. Mary-Bone mines of Alaska. 4- cz. e Mr. Brubaker-It is extremely hot down below the surface of the earth. Altman-Yes, thatis what some people say. -:. .:. ea , Gertrude Gin Germany- What would your father say 1f she knew that you were absent from school?

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BUSINESS MANAGER'S SPIEL ELL, how do you like the Annual? Pretty tine book, isnt it? But remember that it was the ttads that made it possible for the Senior Class to publish this Annual. A good, book was our aim, but money , we had to have for a good book. The bulk of this money has come 3 from the advertisers whose names appear in this volume. Now, here is the proposition we want to put up to the students and friends of M. H. S : The advertisers in this book helped us, and now we want you to help them. These ads have been valuable to us, and we trust that it is apparent to you that it is your plain duty to make them valuable to the advertisers. When you are going to buy something in Madisonviile or Cincinnati, look up our advertisers. Patronize those who helped this Annual. Don't let advertisers say that uaids in the it M. H. S. Annual is money thrown away. Everyone can help. Of course, knock the Annual all you want to-that is the purpose of this book --to furnish a ground for kicks. But donit forget to patronize our iiads. Sincerely, BUSINESS MANAGER. 86