Madisonville High School - Annual Yearbook (Madisonville, OH)

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It seems to me that Smith's dog is-well, he doesnt look as large as he used to. That so? When did you see him? Oh, yesterday evening. Well, then, its explained. You see, they let him out in the morning and take him in in the evening? oz. oz. e He was an untried sportsman, but he entered a tailor's shop and approached the clerk with the air of a champion. I'I am a rower, said he, and I want to be measured for two pairs of rowing trouserse the kind with the sliding seats. 0:. 0:. 0:. How big is Rockefeller, pa, That people call him great; Is he some Taftlike statesman, pa, Or mental heavyweight? IIOh, no, he's not so very broad, Nor yet so very tall; But man is measured by his wad- Thus J ohn D. beats us a11. --Ez. o:- .;. -:- A jolly young chemistry tough, While mixing a compound of stuif, Dropped a match in a vial, And after a While, They found his front teeth and one culf.-Ex. v o 0.0 e;- 5. Where did you come from, babies dear, Out of everywhere into here? -The Freshmen. Mister, would you give a poor man a quarter to keep him from dying? NuthinI doinI! I'm an undertaker. h-Ea:. .:..:..;. Would You? He kissed me! It was very wrong; For, though his heart is warm and true, Such right does not to him belong. I ought to punish him-would you? He kissed me! How was I to guess That he the daring deed would do? And, till too late, in words express My disapproval? Ah, could you? He kissed me! Heaven forgive the harm Our hearts, in loveIs glad raptures, do! About me softly stole his arme And IeWould you have kissed him, too? -Ea:. -:- 4- o:- A SeniorIs Soliloquy I thought I knew it all, But now, I must confess, The more I know I know I know I know I know the less. ecu:- Gentleman 00 Sam Baadefmeittle girl, What is your name? Sam-Selma, sir. GentlemanwAre you the oldest in the family? SameOh, no! Father and mother are some older. 116

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Miss Stoehr requested the members of the Senior English Class to write a letter of condolence. Miss Stoehr was rather amused at a number of the productions but the following was too much for her, as well as for the rast 0f the august Seniors: April 18, 1916. Dear Unch It is hard to realize that your beloved wife has passed into that bright world beyond. She was loved by all who knew her, and she has but gone to claim her reward for her earthly goodness in the great hereafter. I realize the profoundness of your grief and sorrow over this serious bereavement, and I extend my heartfelt sympathies. Through the coming days of grief, always keep in mind these most consoling of words: Oh, Death! Where is thy sting? Oh, Grave! Where is thy victornyl Your affectionate nephew, Signature omitted by requesm -:- .2- 43 Shakespeare in M. H. S. Freshmen- A Comedy of Errors. Sophs-llMuch Ado About Nothing. J uniors- Love's Labor Lost. SeniorsettThe Tempest. CommencementetlAllt: Well That Ends Well. VacationeellA Midsummer-Night's Dream. L. P., '16. '2 !!-:' A pretty girl, without a mate, Alone on the ice-out for a skate; A tMadl passed by, this girl to win, Stood out on the ice where it was thin, Took off his hat, made a low bow-- There is no ice where the Mad' is now. Some Famous Sayings in M. H. S. Now, heres the plot.- H. W. Knight. Now, you quit!eS. Beads. Yea, Dennisonl; H. Toepke. I'll be darned! Cat's AnkleleP. M aElroy. I say she doleE. Altman. Do she'le. Swmmstedt. 4-4-4- Some Sayings that Will Be Famous M-a-d-i-s-o! Omars! Rahl-Toepke. 1-bit! Strike three! You're outleToepke. AW! I wanna go backl-Toepke. Oh, see the pretty birdie!-Toepke. Oh, Ilm all rightl-Toepke. tThere are more, but well! stop nowJ O'ai'i' Don't get sore, old high-school chum; Its all a joke, since we begun; Our high-school days are nearing the end, Then, in after years, we'll laugh at them. 6-4-4- Epitaphs Mary Ann is gone to rest, With her head on Abraham's breast. Pie a very good thing for Mary Ann, But kinder hard on Abraham. Beneath this sod and under these stones Lieth the body of Mary J ones. Her name was Lloyd, it was not Jones, But J ones was used to rhyme With stones. 117