Madisonville High School - Annual Yearbook (Madisonville, OH)

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JBrowning, 1Ri-ng 3 company FIFTH AND RACE STREETS Suits and Overcoats F orYoung Men and Boys M is open to you, and we invite you to take u The callege corner advantage of its comforts. Here we can show you the Newest Up-to-the-Minute Clothing for Young Gentlemen The price pleasing marks a large line of a variety dollar sign of . . . . $ 1 5-00 of patterns that deserve a look Better grades at $20.00 and $25.00 JBrowningi-T-Ring ex 60. 114

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Irate Business Man 030 Harry KnighU-I tell you, sir, I positively refuse to advertise in your Annual. KnighteWell, now don't get funny about it. Youtre not the first one. v:- v:- e- English ID The stag at eve had drunk his fill Where danced the moon on Monanls rill. And darker circled gave at noon A sadder light than waning moon. .g. Ibi- Class-A trophy Bee is too expensive. Joseph-I disagree, we could get a plaster bee With celluloid legs for very little. Whatts he mean? '5. '3' 4- Mr. Surdo-Therys one short thing in this world that I like long. Students-Whatts that? Mr. Surdo-Strawberry Shortcake. 01 3'4' Maude Mary-hListen! are you going to use your Great Stone Face this afternoon? '1' '3' 6 Miss Spilman Go classt-ttSamuel Johnson fell into three distinct periods. Elizabeth tspeaking of Drawn to the Loadstone Rock'? - A Load to the Grindstone? '1' '1' '1- Miss SpilmaneWhere are you going, Anna? Anna A.eI'm going to the library to look up the biology of Chaucer. '9' 4' 4- Miss SpilmaneElsie, what do you know about Johnson's friends? Elsie B.-Well, one of them was Savage. IE-i't- Laura S. let a small piece of rubber catch on fire in the Physics laboratory and, just as Mr. Lorenz stooped to find the cause of the fearful odor which arose, Laura, thinking she would help him out, said, Rubber. Q4902. Owen Moore went away Owint more than he could pay. Owen Moore came back one day Owint more.-E:c. eQ-Q' English 10 Miss Spilman-JtThere 're just hundreds and hun- dreds of emmplesewelleer-I am quite sure there are ten. 113

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It seems to me that Smith's dog is-well, he doesnt look as large as he used to. That so? When did you see him? Oh, yesterday evening. Well, then, its explained. You see, they let him out in the morning and take him in in the evening? oz. oz. e He was an untried sportsman, but he entered a tailor's shop and approached the clerk with the air of a champion. I'I am a rower, said he, and I want to be measured for two pairs of rowing trouserse the kind with the sliding seats. 0:. 0:. 0:. How big is Rockefeller, pa, That people call him great; Is he some Taftlike statesman, pa, Or mental heavyweight? IIOh, no, he's not so very broad, Nor yet so very tall; But man is measured by his wad- Thus J ohn D. beats us a11. --Ez. o:- .;. -:- A jolly young chemistry tough, While mixing a compound of stuif, Dropped a match in a vial, And after a While, They found his front teeth and one culf.-Ex. v o 0.0 e;- 5. Where did you come from, babies dear, Out of everywhere into here? -The Freshmen. Mister, would you give a poor man a quarter to keep him from dying? NuthinI doinI! I'm an undertaker. h-Ea:. .:..:..;. Would You? He kissed me! It was very wrong; For, though his heart is warm and true, Such right does not to him belong. I ought to punish him-would you? He kissed me! How was I to guess That he the daring deed would do? And, till too late, in words express My disapproval? Ah, could you? He kissed me! Heaven forgive the harm Our hearts, in loveIs glad raptures, do! About me softly stole his arme And IeWould you have kissed him, too? -Ea:. -:- 4- o:- A SeniorIs Soliloquy I thought I knew it all, But now, I must confess, The more I know I know I know I know I know the less. ecu:- Gentleman 00 Sam Baadefmeittle girl, What is your name? Sam-Selma, sir. GentlemanwAre you the oldest in the family? SameOh, no! Father and mother are some older. 116