Madisonville High School - Annual Yearbook (Madisonville, OH)

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LOUVIS CANDY CO. A Twentieth Century Exponent of Cleanliness and Quality in Soda Fountain Beverages ODD FELLOWS TEMPLE, MADISONVILLE 4905 WHETSEL AVENUE F. H. Lammer 8: Son Telephone, Madisonville 195 6500 Madison Road Hardware, Paints, Varnishes Glass, Lawn Mowers, Lawn Swings, Kitchen Cabinets Porch Furniture, Hammocks and House Furnishings All Orders Delivered Promptly 1 1'0

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A dejected man entered and said to the clerk: I want a quartefs worth of carbolic acid. Sorry, said the clerk, you got into the wrong store. We deal only in hardware, but we have a choice line of ropes, razors and revolvers. .,. .;. .;. B stands for Bossethe 01d Senior Class, E stands for Excellence-by none we're surpassed, E stands for Each oneethe Seniors, I mean, S stands for LeaderSethe Class of Sixteen! ox. ozuzo This afternoon, announced the presiding oHicer at the conference of ministers, Elder Jones will read a paper on The Devilf Please be prompt in attendance, for Brother Jones has spent much time on the paper and is full of his subject. -:- 4n:- When first I kissed sweet Margaret, When first I kissed sweet Margaret, She blushed rose red, and shyly said, You mustntt! Stop ! .204--:' In Civics Mr. Ayer tin controversy over prohibitiome-Well, I am dry, I might as well tell you. Harry K.eWell, Pm dry right now, too. Estella Gin Physiology examJ-JOrgan juice is good to take before meals. .;. o: -:- Chadwick tin Freka-Whatts the French word for sheep? Estella-Mutton. .z. e a- You can always tell a. Freshie By the verdanlcy he shows; You can always tell 3. Sophie By the Wiselike way he blows; You can always tell a Junior From the way he comes and goes; You can always tell a Senior By the bunch of girls he knows. e-:- o:- A Frenchman, an Englishman and an American were arguing as to which of the three countries had the fastest trains. The Frenchman said: I have been on one of our trains when it was going so fast that the telegraph poles looked like the teeth in a com . The Englishman spoke up: ttIn this country all our express trains go so fast that alternate fields of carrots. turnips and sheep pastures look like a lamb stew. The American said: Well, you may believe it or not, but I stepped aboard the Manhattan Limited in New York one day, and, in trying to kiss my wife good-by, I kissed a woman in Philadelphia. 109

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A club man who poses as a humorist was having his shoes shined. And is your father a bootblack, too? he asked the boy. No, said the bootblack, my father is a farmer. Oh, said the humorist, he believes in making hay while the son shines. a: .;. e Knightis Soliloquy Here With my dear I sit, While golden moments flit! Alas! They pass Unheeded by And, as they 11y, 1. Being shy, Sit fondly looking here At my dear. -Selected. -: -:- e Student AeHow can I keep my toes from going to sleep? Student kDon't let them turn in. $$$ Miss Irma Qberwitte spent a most delightful week in the rear corner seat of her Geometry room. HarryeMrs. Thomas, I dontt think that I deserve a. zero in French. Mrs. ThomawNeither do I, Harry, but it is the lowest grade they allow me to give. ea ? Upon the steps the other day Was heard an awful rumble. Twas Ednafs books and .Ednais bones, For Edna. took a tumble. ' o v 0.. 0.0 e; Class-Peter was standing in the bushes waiting to go with his father, who was to be married again- Earl-Why didn't Peter go? Paul-Because he was in the road. Harrwa thought he was in the bushes. '2.-:'.:' Young Man Cto S. Baade on can-Here is a seat. Sam-Oh, thank you! I have been skating and I am tired of sitting down. .;..;..;. On February seventh, Room 10 was the scene of a delightful surprise party given by the 10A girls, in honor of their instructor, Mr. Brubaker. The girls themselves furnished the entertainment, which consisted of a charm- ing little ditty, entitled Happy Birthday to You. Among the beautiful gifts were nine all-day suckers and a licorice stick. 111