Madisonville High School - Annual Yearbook (Madisonville, OH)

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A dejected man entered and said to the clerk: I want a quartefs worth of carbolic acid. Sorry, said the clerk, you got into the wrong store. We deal only in hardware, but we have a choice line of ropes, razors and revolvers. .,. .;. .;. B stands for Bossethe 01d Senior Class, E stands for Excellence-by none we're surpassed, E stands for Each oneethe Seniors, I mean, S stands for LeaderSethe Class of Sixteen! ox. ozuzo This afternoon, announced the presiding oHicer at the conference of ministers, Elder Jones will read a paper on The Devilf Please be prompt in attendance, for Brother Jones has spent much time on the paper and is full of his subject. -:- 4n:- When first I kissed sweet Margaret, When first I kissed sweet Margaret, She blushed rose red, and shyly said, You mustntt! Stop ! .204--:' In Civics Mr. Ayer tin controversy over prohibitiome-Well, I am dry, I might as well tell you. Harry K.eWell, Pm dry right now, too. Estella Gin Physiology examJ-JOrgan juice is good to take before meals. .;. o: -:- Chadwick tin Freka-Whatts the French word for sheep? Estella-Mutton. .z. e a- You can always tell a. Freshie By the verdanlcy he shows; You can always tell 3. Sophie By the Wiselike way he blows; You can always tell a Junior From the way he comes and goes; You can always tell a Senior By the bunch of girls he knows. e-:- o:- A Frenchman, an Englishman and an American were arguing as to which of the three countries had the fastest trains. The Frenchman said: I have been on one of our trains when it was going so fast that the telegraph poles looked like the teeth in a com . The Englishman spoke up: ttIn this country all our express trains go so fast that alternate fields of carrots. turnips and sheep pastures look like a lamb stew. The American said: Well, you may believe it or not, but I stepped aboard the Manhattan Limited in New York one day, and, in trying to kiss my wife good-by, I kissed a woman in Philadelphia. 109

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KODAKS TOILET GOODS PERFUMES C. W. F. CRAMER PHARMACIST MADISONVILLE. OHIO CANAL 1932 CANAL 1933 ' Elm E. G. Hill Floral Co. Fresh Flowers for 311 eccasions 532-534- Race Street Cincinnati 108

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LOUVIS CANDY CO. A Twentieth Century Exponent of Cleanliness and Quality in Soda Fountain Beverages ODD FELLOWS TEMPLE, MADISONVILLE 4905 WHETSEL AVENUE F. H. Lammer 8: Son Telephone, Madisonville 195 6500 Madison Road Hardware, Paints, Varnishes Glass, Lawn Mowers, Lawn Swings, Kitchen Cabinets Porch Furniture, Hammocks and House Furnishings All Orders Delivered Promptly 1 1'0