Madisonville High School - Annual Yearbook (Madisonville, OH)

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gamma The School of Life Begins in earnest today. And the Lesson of Economy is one that must be learned by all. Let the ,16 Graduates of ttM. H. S? begin early to know this lesson by forming the habit of buying all their needs for personal adornment and home embellishment at the favorite store of Eh? 31111111 $hillitn Glnmmny Seventh, Race, and Shillito Place The Place where Full Value is Always Given 106

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OF THE SENIOR CLASS QUALITATIVE AND QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS Brains Occupa- . Hates Generally Public Nick Name Possesse d tion lees Best Wors t Foun d Resembles Opinion Remark Name Hadden. . . . There ain't no Blowing Himself To keep 'Round Beau Flat Yes, hds WINDY sich animole still a girl Brummel for rent a Senior Boehner. . . . Could be Artist 2 for Be Gymnasium Any old Toothpick Queer Improving SLIM more stogies place Duck McElroy . . He's on A little of Reynolds Taking With We Ain't Oh, yes, he CUTEY his way everything jokes 21 cold Mr. Surdo won't tell be cute? Will be a man Bronson. . . . HELP I I He doesn't Peppltfs LATIN At A He means Watch JUMP work candy nickle flop kangaroo well him walk Knight. . . . Well! Well! 1 Shooting HER Paying for Glassmeyer's Two IS IT Friends, he's SQUIRE pool a game toothpicks HUMAN? harmless Swormstedt. Oh Pickles! Dodging Gumdrops ? On his way to SKYGACK Give it Nothin' MONK work Montgomery time to say Burns ...... HOLEE Having at Montgomery Night WHERE? ADOLF We wish Give it TUBBY SMOKE! good time Girls lessons him well time Cochran. . . . HUH! Musician Malted Milk Anything After Jack Ah, so Not so busy BOOD undignified dancing fees Rabbit promising as he seems Dunning. . Could be less Another SHE SCHOOL Tromboning A DUCK OH, Hys all TOOT musician WORK HUM! right Altman ..... A Dodging Starting French Study Hall Slate Pure Have a GRASS- teaspoonful lessons trouble pencil grit heart HOPPER 105

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JOKES A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: Now, boys, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face, Yes, sir; said the boys. Now, continued the teacher, what I want to know is this: How is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesnIt run into my feet. And a little fellow shouted: Why, sir, yer feet aintt empty. ' e -:. 4- How doth the gentle laundress Search out the weakest joints, And always scrape the buttons off At the most strategic points? $4,4- The teacher was telling her class a long, highly em- bellished story of Santa Claus, and the mirth of Willie Jones eventually got entirely beyond his control. Willie, said the teacher sternly, ttwhat did I whip you for yesterday? Fer lyin', promptly answered Willie, ant I was jest wonderin' who was goin' to whip you. tILook here, said an excited man to a druggist, you gave me morphine for quinine this morning. Is that so? replied the druggist. Then you owe me twenty-five cents. 9 e- e Now, boys, said the teacher, I want each of you to write me a composition on the subject tWhat I Would Do if I had $50,000! One youth sat idle until the papers were called for, when he sent in a blank sheet. What does this mean? demanded the teacher, sternly. Where is your composition? Thatts i , said the boy. That's what I'd do if I had $50,000. $66 Possible EmployeFHm! so you want a job, eh? Do you ever tell lies? Applicant-No, sir, but I kin learn. eeo Hubby tangrilw-eHere! What do you mean by waking me out of a sound sleep? Wife-Because the sound was too distressing. 107