Madison High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Madison, OH)

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fro] jp ms Editor-Barbara Naughton June 1971 HEAR YE! HEAR YE 1 HEAR YE! SCHEDULE SIDLEY SITE CEREMONY Madison--A dedication ceremony will be held tonight of the new, and already world-famous, Madison Square Gardens, located on the site of the old Sidley Farm. Robert Sidley, upon retiring left a large portion of his hugh fortune for the purpose of erecting a stadium on the donated land. Rumor has it he gave the gift to escape a 120% income tax on his fortune which, if enforced would soon have left the cattle king bankrupt. The main attraction of the evening will be a wrestling match between Adeline “One Eye’ Larko and Betty “Bombshell Brown. Clarabelle Cutler, Brown’s man- ager, staunchly declares confidence in a victory for her contestant. CLIMBING IN COMEDY CREATIONS Climbing the ladder to success in the comedy world are a new team, Jean Hatch and Dale Gibbon. Jean is the “man behind the gun” as she pours forth page after page of the humor that sets us rocking as we hear it over the air from the lips of Dale Gibbon over Station HaHa. FISCHER FEATURES FANCY FOOTSTEPS Another newsnote from Hollywood is the success attained by the Fischer Fancy Footsteps Studio. Miss Fischer herself has appeared in many movies, and has recently realized her dreams of producing the dance sequences in an entire production. And a very fine job she has done too. DIET DISCOVERIES DUE Doctor Raymond Berus has been making extensive surveys to stop those deroggatory remarks from your husband about your added weight. And it’s all without diet. Pat Atkin and Pat Brumbaugh gave up their former Erofession as dietician to enter this promis- lg new field. Ladies, be patient, for you may soon be relieved of your excessive weight safely and scientifically. AGRICULTURE ARTISTS AMAZING AMERICA Agriculture researcher, Roy Ferrick, has made startling new discoveries in the field of plant and animal husbandry. These facts, still in the experimental stage, are being worked on night and day by the owner of the Neville Testing Farm and his wife and Business Manager, the former Barbara Naughton. SHOW IS SMASHING SUCCESS Broadway has another hit! The nationally famous Grace Che widden—Eileen Ellertson duo was a great calling card for producer Franklin Dodge’s latest and greatest. No little credit for the success of the show, “M. M. H. S. Pinafore must go to Mary Nash, the versatile composer of the breezy romance which has smashed Broadway the hardest of any show since “South Pacific. HIGH HIRES HELPERS At a recent meeting of the Madison School Board, the president, Richard Donaldson introduced several new teachers. Nancy Lexso is the new Home Economics teacher, Betty Woidtke, was enthusiastically appointed music director, and Dorothy Hummel is the girls’ new physical education director. MARINE MARRIAGE MARKS MONOPLY MILESTONE Ruth Bender, owner of the Bender Boats has made shipping a family affair by uniting in marriage with the owner of the “Whipple Whipping Shipping Company. The ceremony was performed in the Navy Chapel with Donald Robinson, pastor, officiating. The former Mary Ann Vernick, sister-in-law of the bride, was maid of honor, and Dorothy Johnson, managing hostess of the company was bridesmaid. Ail were attired in watered silk gowns. The newlyweds spent their honeymoon at Niagara Falls. 22

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MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED MARY NASH EILEEN ELLERTSON JEAN HANSON EARL SC HIRING BOB SIDLEY DICK DONALDSON MOST POPULAR JOAN DAVIDSON ELEANOR MERCER JOANNE BLACKBURN DICK BATES BILL JOPKO RONALD QUIRK MOST ATTRACTIVE MARILYN BROCKWAY ELEANOR MERCER RUTH ANN BENDER ROY FERRICK DICK BATES BILL JOPKO MOST ATHLETIC DOROTHY HUMMEL NORMA NICHOLS EVANGELINE BOBITCH BILL JOPKO DON ROBINSON RONALD QUIRK MOST MUSICAL GRACE CHEGWIDDEN MARY NASH EILEEN ELLERTSON DALE GIBBON EARL SC HIRING DICK DONALDSON MOST STUDIOUS COLLY BERUS BARBARA NAUGHTON WILDA GRIGGS BOB SIDLEY EARL SC HIRING DICK DONALDSON MOST SCHOOL SPIRIT NANCY LEXSO JOAN DAVIDSON ELEANOR WICKERT JIM MORRIS RONALD QUIRK DON FRINK BEST DRESSED DORALEE FISH JOANNE BLACKBURN NANCY FISCHER DICK FRINK DICK BATES WAYNE NEVILLE FRIENDLIEST RUTH ANN BENDER PAT BRUMBAUGH BETTY WOIDTKE ED MODIC DALE GIBBON DON FRINK MOST CAREFREE PAT ATKINS PAT BRUMBAUGH JEAN BECK BILL JOPKO DON FRINK RAY BERUS MOST RELIABLE CLARA CUTLER BETTY BROWN ADALINE LARKO WAYNE NEVILLE FRANK DODGE JIM MORRIS MOST COOPERATIVE JEAN HATCH DOROTHY JOHNSON BETTY WOIDTKE JIM MORRIS FRANK DODGE ED MODIC TALLEST MARILYN BROCKWAY DON ROBINSON SHORTEST JEAN HANSON DICK BATES OLDEST MARY VERNICK JOHN DAKOS YOUNGEST DOLLY BERUS BOB SIDLEY PRETTIEST EYES WILDA GRIGGS DALE GIBBON PRETTIEST HAIR FRANCES NASH DICK FRINK PRETTIEST SMILE EVANGELINE BOBITCH 21 BILL JOPKO

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“HAMBURG HOTSPOT HIGHLIGHT’ The proprietress of “Hamburg Hotspot’ Jean Beck, has worked long and tirelessly to make the drive-in a success. News of the courteous service received from Catherine Berus and Eleanor Wickert has won national acclaim. Latest and most sensational of the events to entertain patrons was a style show featuring Miss Doralee FishTs latest creations. Powers Models Marilyn Brockway, Evangeline Bobitch, and Jeanne Hanson displayed the costumes of their particular types to perfection. World famous fashion auth- ority, Joanne Blackburn was mistress of ceremonies for the entire show held in the beautiful second floor ballroom. SOLITARY SITTING SATISFACTORY On the day of his graduation a new flag- pole sitting champ, James Morris assumed his present position atop a pole. Buffeted by wind, rain, and snow, he remains firm in his decision to stay aloft. “I like it up here, he replies to all inquires, “ there’s nobody bothering you. ’ FRINK FEATURES FORDS A Model “A’ Museum is Richard Frink’s life undertaking. Starting as a junkyard, his business has been converted to a show- place for American youth. He gets untold leasure from expanding the virtues of his eloved Fords. WOMEN WIN IN WASHINGTON With her campaign speech of “two hats on every head’ , Honest Joan Davidson has become America’s first woman president. Frances Nash, the president’s private secretary, has announced some new cabinet members to be. The new Post-Mistress General is Norma Nichols, who gained her experience helping her father during rush seasons. The Attorney General is Wilda Griggs, famed criminal lawyer. No official photographs are yet avail- able of the president because of a consistent breaking of cameras on first exposure. Richard Bates, official photographer is under constant supervision because of threatened suicide. Eleanor Mercer has been hired to paint Miss Davidson’s portrait. What a pity if she should confuse this with her past profession of cartoon artist. AMERICA ACCEPTS ATHLETIC HONORS The latest World Olympics has brought new honors to the United States. Ronald Quirk has set a new high jump record, and Bill Jopko came out in front in the hundred yard dash. Nice work, boys. AUTOMOTIVE ACHIEVEMENT The Schiring Automotive Industry re- leased its latest car today. The Schiring Sixteen-cylinder Supersonic Seven Sided Sedan. You must see it to believe it I So hurry to your nearest Schiring display window and view this new achievement. PROFESSOR PREDICTS PEACE SCIENTIST’S SOLUTION TO SORROW The “Mad Scientist”, Don Frink, has done it again! His latest is Had-a-Cold. One teaspoonful of this wonder panacea will produce eternal bliss, and the cost is very slight. The only drawback is that after your first dose, your loved ones must call the coroner. John Dakos, Professor of political science at Ohio State University, predicted last night that if the nations of the world did not destroy themselves in the next month that peace would reign for fifty-four years. 23