Madison High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Madison, OH)

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The Caldronette 1934 1 LAKE ERIK MILLING CO. 1 Feed, Coal Madison I G. MARKHAM GATES Jeweler Geneva j -I THE BLAIR-SPEAR CO. Groceries Meats 1 .... ■ i i T. B. PATRICK Groceries, Meats Madison I | 1 PARAGON’ PHARMACY I . . . 1 i I THE MILLER-JONES CO. i i H. S. KELLOGG Quality Meats and Groceries I n ion ville. Ohio 1 MADISON GROCERY CO. • School Supplies. Notions Stationery and Magazines j 1 f H. W. WRIGHT i : ! ELEANOR REALTY STUDIO ! I THE WELKER DRY GOODS STORE I Geneva Ohio SYLVIA DRESS SHOP Cook Arcade Ashtabula T Beautiful l Size Dresses, New Hats i i THE BROADWAY INN i i 1 j THE OLD TAVERN i STROCKS TIRE SHOP AND GARAGE Phone 11 Madison, Ohio : 1 Compliments of The BRIGGS HARDWARE Co. Geneva, Ohio : ! Compliments of THE FOUNTAIN f W. W. WATERS Fire and Auto Insurance 1 Compliments of DR. J. J. WEY OPTOMETRIST i THE MALLETT- TWELVETREES CO twenty-four

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FEATURES — ADVERTISEMENTS t- f: mbs=-=4wwl.. —--- WKat Would Happen If:- —Harold were a fiver instead of a Walker? —Ralph were a cardinal instead of a Martin? —Marie were storm instead of a Schauer? —Evelyn were a carpenter instead of a Miller? —James were wheat instead of Koren? —Harley were a teacher instead of a Smith? —Miss Gray were orange instead of Gray? —George were a Swede instead of a Scott? —Keith were an old man instead of a Neuman? —Howard were a king instead of a Prince? —Walter were an attic instead of a Garrett? —Elaine were meadows instead of Fields? —Gladys were a chrysanthemum instead of a Hose? Russell were a Cord instead of a Ford? —Dallas were cake instead of Candy? —Richard were a swamp instead of a Marsh? O- Foolish Dictionary Zebra—The crook among animals condemned to wear stripes for life. Snore—An unfavorable report from headquarters. Prune—A plum that has seen better days, the boarding-house veteran, and the landlady’s pet—badly wrinkled, vet well preserved. Pole Cat—A small animal to be killed with a pole—the longer the pole the better. Mosquito—A small insect to make us think better of flies. Jury—Twelve men chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Gunpowder—A black substance much employed in marking the boundary line of nations. Echo—The only thing that can cheat a woman out of the last word. Chauffeur—A man who is smart enough to operate an automobile, but clever enough not to own one. Cemetery—The one place where princes and paupers, porters and presi- dents are finally on the dead level. Cauliflower—A cabbage with a college education. Blue—The only color we can feel. Steam—Water that’s gone crazy with the heat. twenty-three

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School Calendar Sept. 11—School year of 1933 34 commences. Sept. 17—Seniors elected class officers. Hail to Ted! Oct. 18 New members of the Girl Reserves initiated at a candle-lighting service. Oct. 20—Football! Madison puts up a swell tussle, but Mentor is on the better end of a 12-7 score. Oct. 24—Save vour money and join the dime a week plan. Nov. 3—Senior dance in gym. Nov. 16 1 he first rehearsal of the Glee Club. It sounds as though we could improve with practice. Nov. 22—6:30 p. m. The daughters entertain their papas. Nov. 24—Freshman dance. Plenty of freshmen. Nov. 28—Pictures taken for annual. No broken lens reported. Nov. 30-Dec. 1—Thanksgiving vacation. Stuffin’ ’n everything. Dec. 15 “How to see the World’s Fair on tomato soup and coca cola,” by Lawrence Seidel. Other talks by Mary Louise Greenman, Mr. Zimmerman, Gordon Martin, and Rupert Atkins. Dec. 22 Christmas program, and then we’re let loose until next year. Jan. 2—School again, and Bill Goddard runs for the hack, and makes it! (Ilya’s and all). Jan. 18-19—Mid-year exams. Jan. 23 World’s Fair moving pictures. We like the dance in the Belgian Village. Jan. 26—Sophomore dance. Collins devours vast amounts of cookies. Feb. 8—Plenty of frost-bitten ears! Mercury falls to 28 below. Feb. 21—199 served in Scholarship banquet in M. M. H. S. gvm. Feb. 28—Miracle happens. No chewing gum in the drinking fountains today. March 2 Oratorical and reading contests. Cnionville shines. Won bv Rachel Krause and Loraine Nash respectivelv. March 9—Junior dance. March 13—Girl Reserves and Hi-Y’s get together. March 14—Orchestra has its weekly practice. Good start but hope to have additional members next year. The Caldronette 1934 tw f nty-five