Madison High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Madison, OH)

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FEATURES — ADVERTISEMENTS t- f: mbs=-=4wwl.. —--- WKat Would Happen If:- —Harold were a fiver instead of a Walker? —Ralph were a cardinal instead of a Martin? —Marie were storm instead of a Schauer? —Evelyn were a carpenter instead of a Miller? —James were wheat instead of Koren? —Harley were a teacher instead of a Smith? —Miss Gray were orange instead of Gray? —George were a Swede instead of a Scott? —Keith were an old man instead of a Neuman? —Howard were a king instead of a Prince? —Walter were an attic instead of a Garrett? —Elaine were meadows instead of Fields? —Gladys were a chrysanthemum instead of a Hose? Russell were a Cord instead of a Ford? —Dallas were cake instead of Candy? —Richard were a swamp instead of a Marsh? O- Foolish Dictionary Zebra—The crook among animals condemned to wear stripes for life. Snore—An unfavorable report from headquarters. Prune—A plum that has seen better days, the boarding-house veteran, and the landlady’s pet—badly wrinkled, vet well preserved. Pole Cat—A small animal to be killed with a pole—the longer the pole the better. Mosquito—A small insect to make us think better of flies. Jury—Twelve men chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Gunpowder—A black substance much employed in marking the boundary line of nations. Echo—The only thing that can cheat a woman out of the last word. Chauffeur—A man who is smart enough to operate an automobile, but clever enough not to own one. Cemetery—The one place where princes and paupers, porters and presi- dents are finally on the dead level. Cauliflower—A cabbage with a college education. Blue—The only color we can feel. Steam—Water that’s gone crazy with the heat. twenty-three

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Basketball The Caldronette 1934 The Madison Blue Streaks took third place in the countv league this year. It was a fast, snappy quintet led bv the veterans Bates, Beall, and Brewster. The Reserve team rolled up enough victories to give them third place in their league also. The scores for the season are as follows: Madison 10 Geneva 47- There Madison 25 Fairport 18—There Madison 14 Perry 19—There Madison 30 Kirtland 13-—Home Madison 26 Wickliffe 31—Home Madison 19 Mentor 25—There Madison 30 Fairport 20—Home Madison 20 Perry 17—Home Madison 21 Kirtland 33—There Madison 18 Wickliffe 39—There Madison 17 Geneva 43—Home Madison 17 Mentor 29—Home Madison Alumni—Home We have a wealth of material for next year with Kenny Whipple, Lynn Miller, Russ Ford, Joe Grgat, and Phil Greene looming as potential stars. The seniors we lose this year are Bates, Beall, Brewster and Russ Whip- ple. We’re sorry to see them go. (Bates won the coveted center position on the mythical All-County team and Beall and Brewster got second team positions.) Dallas Candy ’35 twenty-two

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The Caldronette 1934 1 LAKE ERIK MILLING CO. 1 Feed, Coal Madison I G. MARKHAM GATES Jeweler Geneva j -I THE BLAIR-SPEAR CO. Groceries Meats 1 .... ■ i i T. B. PATRICK Groceries, Meats Madison I | 1 PARAGON’ PHARMACY I . . . 1 i I THE MILLER-JONES CO. i i H. S. KELLOGG Quality Meats and Groceries I n ion ville. Ohio 1 MADISON GROCERY CO. • School Supplies. Notions Stationery and Magazines j 1 f H. W. WRIGHT i : ! ELEANOR REALTY STUDIO ! I THE WELKER DRY GOODS STORE I Geneva Ohio SYLVIA DRESS SHOP Cook Arcade Ashtabula T Beautiful l Size Dresses, New Hats i i THE BROADWAY INN i i 1 j THE OLD TAVERN i STROCKS TIRE SHOP AND GARAGE Phone 11 Madison, Ohio : 1 Compliments of The BRIGGS HARDWARE Co. Geneva, Ohio : ! Compliments of THE FOUNTAIN f W. W. WATERS Fire and Auto Insurance 1 Compliments of DR. J. J. WEY OPTOMETRIST i THE MALLETT- TWELVETREES CO twenty-four