Madison High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Madison, OH)

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 ‘Uhe CALDRONETTE $0- ■i?ST) NORGE ELECTRIC REFRIGERATORS offer the most in Style, Efficiency and Lasting Quality for the least in money. Only 3 moving parts, j BEHM’S Madison, Ohio I I i i j j 1 i. Congratulations Students and Faculty THE GAIL G. GRANT COMPANY PAINESVILLE, OHIO Service and Value Givers in Our Fortieth Year as Lake County’s Largest De- partment Store. NEAR TRAGEDY In the Hall the other day, Stimp veiled to Walker, “Hey, Tuffy!” M Tarr, next to him, turned around and said, “What is it, Stimpert?” THE KINTNER JEWELRY CO. PAINESVILLE, OHIO WATCHES Elgin Hamilton Gruen Hallmark Illinois GET OUR PRICES BEFORE YOU BUY 1 When In Painesville meet with your friends Educational S u p p 1 y Company, Lake County’s leading stationery store, where you can glance through the latest books or work a wood jig saw puzzle while waiting. Cards for all occasions. Gift Items, Typewriters, Fountain Pens, Pencils, School and Office Su pplies. The Educational Supply Co., Inc. South Stale Street PAINESVILLE, OHIO j PAIN] Page Thirty

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The CALDRONETTE J® School Calendar SEPTEMBER 12— “School Days—Good old golden-rule days Reading and ’riting and ’rithmetic”— 20— Class officers elected. 21— First singing assembly—how we did sing! 23—Football season opens at Geneva. 27—We were singing in the rain—G. R. hike. 29— The seigc begins—physics lab. OCTOBER 13— “He bore his lady well indeed, Speeding away on his milk white steed”— Seniors write ballads. 14— Big game with Kir Hand, tie 0-0. 15— Tests at Oberlin—a day well spent. 25—Caldronettc staff elected. First report cards. NOVEMBER 3—Big Staff Meeting! 8— School election—went Republican but country went Democratic. 12— To the theater we go—Hi-Y party. 15 and 16—Senior-Sophomore tests. 18— Cards and more cards—G. R.’s entertain. Last football game at Fairport. 23— Victory at last! Seniors give first dance at M. M. II. S.! 24 to 28—Turkeys are devoured. DECEMBER 3—Students stunt at school fair. 5-17—“Let courtesy reign”—officers on duty. 7—Gridders eat! 10—Our five’s first toss-up in a Chardon battle. 14—Talk on American Indians. IT- Interschool dance at Mentor. 21— World Fellowship G. R. supper meeting. 24 to Jan. 3—On our holidays. 30— Alumni and alumnae can still play basketball. JANUARY 5—Campaign planned in staff meeting. 19- 20—Exam quake! No dead, none injured. 24— Big mystery solved, and we pose for the annual. 27- Pop! Just a flat on Jane’s bus. FEBRUARY 9— Bring out your red flannels—6 below zero. 13— We went to the south pole with Commander Byrd and Lieutenant Lofgren. 14— Hearts were beating at the Hi-Y, G. R. party. 17—“For auld lang sync”—Burns Program by Seniors. 21 Feast at Wickliffe for the scholarship club. 22— Washington school dance given by G. R.’s. Page Twen ty-n in e

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G| The CALDRONETTE fd‘ School Calendar rw— MARCH 10—Walt Bates takes us to California and back. 14—“Steg” informs English IV class that Tennyson died with Shake- speare in his hand. 24— Do you like your neighbors? Father and Daughter Party. 25— A big day—Seniors take scholarship tests; G. R.’s go to a tea-dance at Perry; and the Hi-Y boys give the school a dance in the evening. 27— Senior play try-outs. 29— Captain Dancey speaks to us. Pins presented to the Scholarship Club members. 30— County Oratorical Contest at Willoughby. 31— April 10—Spring recess. APRIL 18—Loads of ladies' Mother-Daughter Banquet. 22—Hurray for the Juniors! The Prom. 28— “Sh—Not So Loud!” Senior play. ♦D.M.C.C. 30—Baccalaureate. MAY D.M.C.C. 1-2—Another shock of an exam-quake! Everyone safe. D.M.C.C. 5—Farewell M. M. H. S.—Commencement. •D.M.C.C. (Depression may cause changes). Jean McKeith and Sara Miller ------------o----------- RIPLEY’S RIVAL One of our science teachers tells us that if the crowd in an auditorium wears tuxedos an echo will be produced by the stiff shirt fronts. The funny part of this story is that he expected the class to believe it. Another tall story from the science class is that once upon a time a volcano in some unknown region set up a sound wave that went around the world once, bounced back the other way until it hit again where it started from ; and it did this for about five times, because a certain teacher knew someone that heard it was traced with barometers. Truth is fishier than fiction. Alex knows a guy that shaves every hour and still has a beard. Yell, the barber. The Russia five year plan is influencing dear old M. M. H. S. Look at the crazy sweaters and some of the bush whacker’s hair cuts. Frank Green tells the one about the two traveling salesmen. One asked the other how was business. ’’Not so bad,” John Doe replied, “1 sold 50,000 blacks, 25,000 greens, and 50,000 whites in Boston the other morning. When Gus, the other guy, wanted to know what John Doe was selling, John replied, “Jelly beans.” Page Thirty-one