Madison High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Madison, OH)

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“ - ■ —q| The CALDRONETTE pi) ................ ■—= Senior Scandal The “official” second dance held in good old M. M. H. S. was when the G. R.’s, in loving memory of St. Valentine, held a dance on George Washing- ton’s birthday. The only fly in the ointment was the fact that they promised an eight piece orchestra. I suppose it was, if you count the parts of the drum separately. Regardless, everyone thought it was 0, K. That right or left forward was seen brushing the dust from his shoes as he exclaimed, “The girl I had sure knows how to dance.” And by the way, why didn’t he come to school the next day? The seniors bowed to the freshmen when the frosh held that skating party. None of us will forget that night—that is, the seniors that crashed in won’t. “The old meanies.” CLASS ROOM BONERS Miss Adlard: How do you find the diagonal of a rectangular solid? Rita P.: Square the diagonal. Miss Adlard: I don’t know the diagonal. Rita P.: l)o you know' anything? • Miss Corlette finds on a paper: A synogogue is a man who escorts Greek children to school. New spelling found on an English paper: Misdemeanors- -misty meners. • Someone in social science said: When Foreigners come to U. S. they take out civilization papers. The sophomores say: “Silas, the main character, is a weaver by trade and the play is woven around him.” Ever hear of the man? It w'as found on an English paper, “Rock Nutne told several good football stories.” Jean McKeith (in physics class) : “On the C scale the harmonic interval between C and F is a fourth. Mr. Tarr: A fourth of w'hat? Juniors Continued from Page Twelve A fewr reminiscences: Franklin Hammer suggesting Walter Bates for the farmer’s wife! Melvin Keener, “The author? Hum-m-m 0-0-0-0 0 Henry! Rita Pitschmann trying to tell us Puddin’ head W ilson was written by David Copperfield, and then implicating Oliver rlw ist! And our Miss Green demonstratin’ verbs! And Madge referrin’ to Charlemagne as “Sharlie” — even Miss Corlett laughed! p. S.—Told ya I couldn’t do it on three hundred, it took two extra. Edward Havler. Page Twen ty -seven

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The CALDRONETTE J® School Calendar SEPTEMBER 12— “School Days—Good old golden-rule days Reading and ’riting and ’rithmetic”— 20— Class officers elected. 21— First singing assembly—how we did sing! 23—Football season opens at Geneva. 27—We were singing in the rain—G. R. hike. 29— The seigc begins—physics lab. OCTOBER 13— “He bore his lady well indeed, Speeding away on his milk white steed”— Seniors write ballads. 14— Big game with Kir Hand, tie 0-0. 15— Tests at Oberlin—a day well spent. 25—Caldronettc staff elected. First report cards. NOVEMBER 3—Big Staff Meeting! 8— School election—went Republican but country went Democratic. 12— To the theater we go—Hi-Y party. 15 and 16—Senior-Sophomore tests. 18— Cards and more cards—G. R.’s entertain. Last football game at Fairport. 23— Victory at last! Seniors give first dance at M. M. II. S.! 24 to 28—Turkeys are devoured. DECEMBER 3—Students stunt at school fair. 5-17—“Let courtesy reign”—officers on duty. 7—Gridders eat! 10—Our five’s first toss-up in a Chardon battle. 14—Talk on American Indians. IT- Interschool dance at Mentor. 21— World Fellowship G. R. supper meeting. 24 to Jan. 3—On our holidays. 30— Alumni and alumnae can still play basketball. JANUARY 5—Campaign planned in staff meeting. 19- 20—Exam quake! No dead, none injured. 24— Big mystery solved, and we pose for the annual. 27- Pop! Just a flat on Jane’s bus. FEBRUARY 9— Bring out your red flannels—6 below zero. 13— We went to the south pole with Commander Byrd and Lieutenant Lofgren. 14— Hearts were beating at the Hi-Y, G. R. party. 17—“For auld lang sync”—Burns Program by Seniors. 21 Feast at Wickliffe for the scholarship club. 22— Washington school dance given by G. R.’s. Page Twen ty-n in e