Madison High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Madison, OH)

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“ - ■ —q| The CALDRONETTE pi) ................ ■—= Senior Scandal The “official” second dance held in good old M. M. H. S. was when the G. R.’s, in loving memory of St. Valentine, held a dance on George Washing- ton’s birthday. The only fly in the ointment was the fact that they promised an eight piece orchestra. I suppose it was, if you count the parts of the drum separately. Regardless, everyone thought it was 0, K. That right or left forward was seen brushing the dust from his shoes as he exclaimed, “The girl I had sure knows how to dance.” And by the way, why didn’t he come to school the next day? The seniors bowed to the freshmen when the frosh held that skating party. None of us will forget that night—that is, the seniors that crashed in won’t. “The old meanies.” CLASS ROOM BONERS Miss Adlard: How do you find the diagonal of a rectangular solid? Rita P.: Square the diagonal. Miss Adlard: I don’t know the diagonal. Rita P.: l)o you know' anything? • Miss Corlette finds on a paper: A synogogue is a man who escorts Greek children to school. New spelling found on an English paper: Misdemeanors- -misty meners. • Someone in social science said: When Foreigners come to U. S. they take out civilization papers. The sophomores say: “Silas, the main character, is a weaver by trade and the play is woven around him.” Ever hear of the man? It w'as found on an English paper, “Rock Nutne told several good football stories.” Jean McKeith (in physics class) : “On the C scale the harmonic interval between C and F is a fourth. Mr. Tarr: A fourth of w'hat? Juniors Continued from Page Twelve A fewr reminiscences: Franklin Hammer suggesting Walter Bates for the farmer’s wife! Melvin Keener, “The author? Hum-m-m 0-0-0-0 0 Henry! Rita Pitschmann trying to tell us Puddin’ head W ilson was written by David Copperfield, and then implicating Oliver rlw ist! And our Miss Green demonstratin’ verbs! And Madge referrin’ to Charlemagne as “Sharlie” — even Miss Corlett laughed! p. S.—Told ya I couldn’t do it on three hundred, it took two extra. Edward Havler. Page Twen ty -seven

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 ■©$ The CALDRONETTE 10 ♦ o o PATRONS’ LIST . » BOOSTERS OF M. M. H. S. ACTIVITIES’ TAYLOR GREENHOUSE PARAGON PHARMACY G. MARKHAM GATES Jeweler Geneva GENEVA LUMBER CO. Geneva, Ohio Compliments KINTNER AND WEY Optometrists MADISON GROCERY CO. School Supplies, Notions Stationery and Magazines T. B. PATRICK Groceries, Meats Madison The Madison Lumber Co. Madison, Ohio LAKE ERIE MILLING CO. Feed, Coal Madison Compliments of THE FOUNTAIN H. S. KELLOGG Quality Meats and Groceries Union ville, Ohio The Exchange Bank Of Madison Madison, Ohio The Maple Brook Dairy Company 124 South State St. Paines ville Phone 560 Strock’s Tire Shop and Garage Phone 11 Madison, Ohio MARY EVELYN DRESS SHOPPE MADISON CASH MARKET W. W. WATERS Fire and Auto Insurance MALTBIE’S Auto Repairing Page Twenty-six

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-e| The CALDRONETTE 0 f Patrons ! I I MR. FRANK J. GREEN | MR. ROBERT McKECHNIE j | ! MISS ELIZABETH KIMBALL | | CAPT. DON WHEELER DR. AND MRS. ELLERTSON | MR. ROBERT D. BATES MR. FRED BATES DR. WINANS MR. H. P. METCALF DR. I). E. KLIVGBEIL DR. L. W. JUDD RLAIR-SPEAR CO. H. P. REIGERT MRS. CARL KIMBALL ---------------------------+ i We Cordially Invite You To The i STORE AHEAD Make this store your shop- ping headquarters in Ashta- bula. Park your car in our free paiking space, meet your friends in our magazine lounge. YouTl find 37 mod- ern departments to meet your needs for women, boys, girls, infants and men. Our home furnishing depart- I mcnts, too, are complete. | Carlisle - Allen j Co. Ashtabula's Favorite Store eyelids of contestants with the peel of a might try it on some of our sleepy ---- At dance marathons they rub the banana to keep them awake. Miss Gray seniors, (not to mention any names). -------f I | Blair-Spear COMPANY Madison, Ohio Phone 42 i RELIABLE GROCER YMEN j Quality Service at Prices that are Right WE DELIVER i MADISON AN IDEAL PLACE FOR VACATIONERS tft Plan to Spend Your Next Vacation Here Page Twenty-eiffh t