Madison High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Madison, OH)

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 ■©$ The CALDRONETTE 10 ♦ o o PATRONS’ LIST . » BOOSTERS OF M. M. H. S. ACTIVITIES’ TAYLOR GREENHOUSE PARAGON PHARMACY G. MARKHAM GATES Jeweler Geneva GENEVA LUMBER CO. Geneva, Ohio Compliments KINTNER AND WEY Optometrists MADISON GROCERY CO. School Supplies, Notions Stationery and Magazines T. B. PATRICK Groceries, Meats Madison The Madison Lumber Co. Madison, Ohio LAKE ERIE MILLING CO. Feed, Coal Madison Compliments of THE FOUNTAIN H. S. KELLOGG Quality Meats and Groceries Union ville, Ohio The Exchange Bank Of Madison Madison, Ohio The Maple Brook Dairy Company 124 South State St. Paines ville Phone 560 Strock’s Tire Shop and Garage Phone 11 Madison, Ohio MARY EVELYN DRESS SHOPPE MADISON CASH MARKET W. W. WATERS Fire and Auto Insurance MALTBIE’S Auto Repairing Page Twenty-six

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FEATURES . .. . . . ADVERTISEMENTS Senior Scandal Prologue: The aim of this column written in the nineteen hundred and thirty third year is solemnly sworn to be that of writing many words and sav- ing nothing. Monsieur Verte (Monsieur means mister, verte means green) that up and coming “Go-Get-Her” (a new one under the sun for Webster) still prefers to drive little Ford to our social functions and still argues the distinct merit of his universal car. But you have to hand it to the seniors for breaking all previous records when they held a dance in good old M. M. H. S. And from a “very reliable source” it’s rumored that the total take ins were about a mite or so larger than the total take outs. The 30 Hi-Y boys entertained the 75 Girl Reserves and in spite of the 3 to 1 odds, a good time was had by all. Wonderful punch was served, so say the Hi-Ys . . . They knew what was in it, I guess. At the staff meeting, that none of us will ever forget, when we needed tags for Tag Day, one of our many editors suggested that we use paper bottle caps. Up pipes one of the other editors, “Oh, we have a couple of bottle caps at our house only they are made of tin.” Don’t tell us that they’re putting metal caps on milk bottles. And we didn’t forget that story that the agriculture teacher told us about a certain senior. It goes like this: One Saturday morning at approximately nine fifteen, the author of this story saw a certain senior walking towards home all dressed up. Upon inquiry this person said in a very emphatic manner that he had been to see his grandmother. A very dubious response, se us. And by the way, who put the punch in the punch that night? Then there was that big dance in Mentor, quite swanky and all that. I wonder if it was Steg or Lewie that wondered if those thing-a-ma-jigs (modern- istic chairs we were told later) were unfolded card tables. That famous last varsity game was a terrible disappointment. We thought we had Kirtland beat in the first quarter; it was too terrible to lose by one point. Some one said the most fun in a game is to see the fouls tha the referee misses. Page Twenty-five

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“ - ■ —q| The CALDRONETTE pi) ................ ■—= Senior Scandal The “official” second dance held in good old M. M. H. S. was when the G. R.’s, in loving memory of St. Valentine, held a dance on George Washing- ton’s birthday. The only fly in the ointment was the fact that they promised an eight piece orchestra. I suppose it was, if you count the parts of the drum separately. Regardless, everyone thought it was 0, K. That right or left forward was seen brushing the dust from his shoes as he exclaimed, “The girl I had sure knows how to dance.” And by the way, why didn’t he come to school the next day? The seniors bowed to the freshmen when the frosh held that skating party. None of us will forget that night—that is, the seniors that crashed in won’t. “The old meanies.” CLASS ROOM BONERS Miss Adlard: How do you find the diagonal of a rectangular solid? Rita P.: Square the diagonal. Miss Adlard: I don’t know the diagonal. Rita P.: l)o you know' anything? • Miss Corlette finds on a paper: A synogogue is a man who escorts Greek children to school. New spelling found on an English paper: Misdemeanors- -misty meners. • Someone in social science said: When Foreigners come to U. S. they take out civilization papers. The sophomores say: “Silas, the main character, is a weaver by trade and the play is woven around him.” Ever hear of the man? It w'as found on an English paper, “Rock Nutne told several good football stories.” Jean McKeith (in physics class) : “On the C scale the harmonic interval between C and F is a fourth. Mr. Tarr: A fourth of w'hat? Juniors Continued from Page Twelve A fewr reminiscences: Franklin Hammer suggesting Walter Bates for the farmer’s wife! Melvin Keener, “The author? Hum-m-m 0-0-0-0 0 Henry! Rita Pitschmann trying to tell us Puddin’ head W ilson was written by David Copperfield, and then implicating Oliver rlw ist! And our Miss Green demonstratin’ verbs! And Madge referrin’ to Charlemagne as “Sharlie” — even Miss Corlett laughed! p. S.—Told ya I couldn’t do it on three hundred, it took two extra. Edward Havler. Page Twen ty -seven