Madison High School - Trojan Yearbook (Adrian, MI)

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We Congratulate the l935 Graduating Class of Adrian High School I The NATIONAL BANK of ADRIAN I I5 East Maumee Street, Adrian, Michigan Congratulations anal Best Wishes to the Class of 1935 THE. LIIVIBACHER STUDIO S 1 n c e I 9 0 I PHOTOGRAPHS THAT PLEASE Compliments of. . . E. P. LAKE INSURANCE AGENCY 206 National Bank Building, Adrian, Michigan H. M. JUDGE. 8: SONS - Qlality fewelers PAUL K. LIMES l Men's Wear

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JOKES Paul Cairns: I understand Jean Westerman is having her voice cultivated. Betty Van Dusen: Yes, and I understand the neighbors are growing wild. Miss Armstrong: How many senses are there? Luther Hill: Six. Miss Armstrong: Indeed ! I have only five. Luther Hill: Yeah-but the other is common sense. Sight-seeing guide fIn Bostonjz On our right you see the tablet marking the spot where Paul Revere stood waiting for the signal to be hung in the Old North Church. Glida Stevenson: Oh dear-and why did they pick the Old North Church to hang him in? CLASS ROOM BONERS 1: When Mt. Vesuvius erupted Pompeii was covered with larva. 2: Each year the Nile River overflows and spreads a thin sentiment on its banks. Mr. Sweet: Violet, can you tell me how iron was discovered? Violet Woller: My father told me they smelt it. Irene Daley: Do you think men have descended from monkeys? Jeanne McPhai1: Not very far. Dick Marlatt: I am an endurance Cornet player-I entered a contest once and played 'Annie Laurie' for three weeks. Bill Gilmore: Did you win? Dick: No-some other guy played 'Stars and Stripes Foreverl' Dorman Rockwell: What could be worse than a giraffe with tonsilitis? Payson Lincoln: Thais easy-a hippo with mumps, or an elephant with sinus trouble or a centipede with Athlete's foot. Mr. Sweet: What is the potency of Cyanide of potassium as a poison? Bob Skinner: One drop on a dog's tongue will kill a man ! Don Schomp fto freshman football playerjz Why are you limping? Freshman: I fell off the end of the bench when you made that end run yes- terday. John MacNaughton: Well-I am trying to get ahead l Jane Brydon: Goodness knows you need one ! Did you know 'Beef' Clement was knocked off the football squad once during the season? I-Ie was told to tackle the dummy and he tackled Kelly.

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Willis Woller: LaSalle used to call his cottage 'The Nut Shellf Wonder why he changed the name?', Bob Sherman: He got tired of having people stop and ask if the colonel was in ' Mr. Adams: Have ou bou ht a new car et? Y g Y Mr. Farkas: No-I don't know whether to et a asoline or a limousine car' g g 1 does limousine smell as bad as asoline? g Miss Hutchins: Don, give me an example of period furniture. Don Brown: Well, an electric chair because it ends a sentence. Mr. Cowin: I will use my hat to represent Mars. Is there any question be- fore I continue? Mary Lake: Yes-Is Mars inhabited? Agnes Goodwin farrestecl for speedingj: But Ofhcer, I am a high school senior l Cop: Ignorance is no excuse-Come on l Mr. Clark: Can any boy name five things that contain milk? Wells Beebe: Cheese, butter, ice cream, and two cows. Miss Green: How do you account for the phenomenon of dew? L. Mitchell: The earth revolves on its axis every twenty-four hours, and in consequence of the tremendous pace it perspires freely. Manager fto Hal Case, seeking employmentj: Weren't you here two weeks ago and I told you I wanted an older boy? Hal Case: Yes sir-That's why I came back. Mr. Whitney: Why are you late this morning? Bill Plank: Well, there are eight people at our house and the clock was set for seven. Employer: I can't use you-I don't need much help. Blondie Becker : Oh, that's all right, I won't be much help. Mr. Westerman: You have a ritzy voice, haven't you?', Jarvis Wotring: What do you mean? Mr. Westerman: Well off. Mrs. Cairns: If Shakespeare were alive to-day would he be looked upon as a remarkable man?', Wayne Hale: Sure, he would be 300 years old. Alvin Wiebeck: It's a funny thing, but the biggest fools always get the pret- tiest girls. Margaret Yeutter: Oh! How you Hatter me In