Madison High School - Trojan / Madisonian Yearbook (Madison, IL)

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Behold it is the year 1995, the space age. Fate has dealt favorably with the class of 75 . The Wealthy Humanitarian, Karen Williams, source of wealth unknown, and Gary Doza, who has been very' prosperous in the Anti-Gravitation Motor Scooter Company, have generously offered the use of their Super V-8 Space Craft for a class reunion. The class of 75 is to take a 101 space odessy' in this gigantic craft, that was designed by George Harper who is a world famous architect and space craft engineer and bulit by contractor Glen Gilmore, and his elite crew of hard hats, Donald King, Michael Williams, Anthony Clemons, Alphonso Brown, and Kevin Werner. All invitations have been sent out by secretary, Yolanda Washington, and finally the anxiously awaited day has arrived. The first down the plank is none other than Angela Leonaixi, gossip col- umnist for the Mercury World Times, which is incorporated by Jerry Verba, Sandra Wells, Cathy Cigich, and Linda Leleniewski. Angela Leonard is greeted by those fabulous astronauts Rick Mar- tes and Kevin Garrett. Their wives, Cindy Bevill and Chrystal Carter, who are also astronauts, extend a warm greeting to the famous columnist. Not far behind is the sexiest sex symbol of the century, Mary Prusacki, who has just made a very provocative film called Sex in Outer Space , which was written by Thomas Harris, directed by Leroy Booker, and produced by William Cogh- lan. These three guys are close behind Mary as she boards the craft. They are followed down the plank by her spaced out dress designer, Mike Noud; artist, Cindy Garber, and her colleagues, Deborah Sanford, Willie Mayes, Carl Rajewski, El- len Richert, and Deborah Ierrell. Members of the S. O. S. (Spaced Out Society), who are Johnnie Crook, Earl Parker, An- thony Gregory, John Hancock and Tim Fisk, are beginning to board the craft also. It is now a few hours later and a majority of the class of 75 are aboard the space craft now. We now find the craft's social directors, David Rongey, and Linda Bradley, vyith their hands full. They have just entered the craft's planetarium, where an ardent discussion is taking place. The topic of discussion is: How the planets were formed? The World's Greatest Astronomer, Charlene Koroby is positive that the planets were formed by the uniting of small bodies in space, created by eruptions of the sun; but the prominent Physicists, Joan Hollenbeck; the Mad Scientist , Mary Mueller; Geologist, Peter Lecko; and Astrologist, Carol Mayes do not agree. Missionaries Kathy Jointer, Vivian Turner and Judy Willmirth, declare that the Almighty made all the planets. The two neuro-psychiatrists, Jo Ann Malone and Phyllis Tyler became bored with the conversation and thought them all crazy and secretly plotted to put them all in an insane asylum. Evangelist, Joyce Wooten fearing the conversation had gone far enough reminds the group that nothing can be gained by arguing. Exhausted by this lengthy sermon, she retires to the cocktail lounge where she meets her old friend Theresa McNeil, who is now an instructor in home economics at a Techni- cal School for Space Age Wives, founded by Algine Carter. Housewives, Shirley Coonrod, Terri Taylor, Darlene Goskie, Maggie York and Janet Redman attend this famous school and are known as the Stepforel Wives . This name was given to them by the director of the school, who is that well known male chauvenist, Paul Baucum. Besides our gossip columnist, we have five other representatives of the press aboard. They are Linda lovey Guilliam, who writes the lovelorn column; photographer, Roy Jackson; editor, Minnie Downs; co-editor Julianna Miller; critic, Luvenia Lee. To be sure Playgirl, Romanita King needs a little advice from lovey , as she is involved with two men who are closely related, Eric Ivy and Hubert Ivy, but Deria Mosby, sees no problem, she has two husbands, Joe Young and Gary Darraugh, three lovers, Anthony Payne, Thornton Wiggins and Dwayne Evans. The craft should not want for entertainment, there is the renowned Plucking Pianist , Williemenia Watts. The Big Time Belly Bumper Dancers, Robin Karius, Helen Turmast, Linda Whitecotten, Jeanette Hamilton, and Patricia Mayes. And if they don't boggle your mind, there is that exotic exhibitionist, June Goodwin, and the astro stripper, Josephine Gorka. For those that are still young at heart, there is the Aerial Arena, which holds many pleasures. This World Famous Arena is owned and operated by Jay Bush. There are such daring acts as Pamela Brown, the only woman alive that can cosmic slop , boogie, and bump at the same time; acrobats, Deborah Bailey, Linda Glasper, Veronica Lewis, and Gladys Robin- son; Allyn Greer, the Human Cannonball , Donna Miller and her troupe of Human Mini Asteroids, Jolene Varady, Betty W imberly, Stephanie Garrett, and Juvenia Watts, give an astounding performance; and of course it would not be complete without a clown, and she is none other than Cheryl Cawley. As human nature is, all cannot be entertained by standard means. The manufacturer of the World's best poppy seed, Cheryl Darden is having a wonderful time selling her seeds to her loyal customers, the A. G. A. (Acid Growers of Ameri- ca), who are Kyle McMahon, David Myers, Steve McCunney, and Keith Koller. Cheryl's competitor, who is Tim Snell, manufactures the one and only flower that is (so he claims) guaranteed to grow in all types of atmosphere the Canabis . His clientele are known as the S. L. A. (Save the Lid Association), this group was founded by Evan Dandridge, Debra Haynes, Georgina Lynn, Ervin Young, and Barbra Bevill, He also supplies that heavy rock group Cosmic Dust wich was formed, managed, and owned by Emmett Timmons, Rudolph Bradley, Lamont Garrett, Darryl Franklyn and Michael Stanley. Speaking of manufacturers, Connie Lohman is the president of a toy company that produces toy satellites and C.C dolls, which are modeled and named after the Cosmic Queen , Cecilia Wilson, who is busy roaming the craft with he’r manager Robert O'Mara, trying to promote her doll. Wliile roaming the space craft they come across senators Kevin Ditch and Robert Orr who are discussing the colonization of Venus, with the First Lady President, Judy Goudy and her advisor Toni Cromer. The last two to arrive are of Royalty . They are the beautiful Burlesque Queen , Bonnie Williams, and the Acid Queen (better known as the love machine), Stephanie Clark. At last all have arrived, and the Super V-8 is ready to zoom across the universe on a 101 space odessey. with that fabulous class of 75 . 22

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