Madison High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Madison, ME)

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THE BOUNCER 21 Oh fGJee! how can I fAJlta the cir- cumstances? I never can KTJ Chjelma Ujean or be fFJrank with him. The friends say to each other, Let us tell her to go to her lover. She follows the advice and starts on her lonely journey. .Soon she en- counters the most charming Prince fAJlphonso. Her love changes and she says to him, My KI-Dans-en feet are cold. He tells her that she must fDlonn-a hat and coat. And they depart for scenes un- known, their Worldly possessions be- ing two bottles of fWJelch's Grape Juice. R. Hilton '20. Christopher- What did you say? Miss Sibley- Hush my dear lie still and slumber. NOTICE If you throw paper about at home do so here-we want you to feel at home-otherwise use the waste bas- ket. Christopher- Fish are not wealth as long as they are flying around loose. Reed- I have done everything ex- cept to pray for you-Now I shall have a season of prayer. Christopher-freading Bus. Eng. letterl Unless you pay your debt, I shall carry it a disreputable agency. Handley-fSr. Eng., When he a- woke Goldsmith found he was deadf, E. Edgerly-pronouncing a gauche: Ah gosh. Freshman Composition! 'tOur Eng- lish teacher is five feet tall and gives lessons just as long. Tinkham- What must a person do to rid himself of the liabilities of a firm? Calden- He must die. Miss Stetson- Keep your papers and we will talk them over yester- day. Tinkham to Manzer- Are you tak- ing Sir Walter Raleigh's place? One hardly ever sees a gentleman kissing a lady's hand these days. Christopher- I don't know how to spell sirup. Tink- It is rather a sticky one. R. Viles--L'He saw the work with his own hands. Miss Sibley- How was the wealth distributed in the South? Christopher- The wealth was mostly in the hands of the rich people. R. Vilesf His father died at the age of ten and left six children. Russell---'tHe was a minister be- cause all his ancestors were ministers before him. Cecil Moorei I want a pair of boy's pants. Clerk- What size boy's pants? C. Moorei Forty-four. Clerk- Some boy. Mr. Tinkham- What are we going to sell in this business? Snell, what have you got in your mouth? Miss Dixon- Tea, coffee, and spices. Roger's ememies are requested to keep out of the grand stand as Rog- ers has the name of making rather wild throws in that direction.

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V4 1' s. 's 'L 1 'Q S as 1 i P7 'A W C-Fu Austin-ff I sow tlooo volts ol' elec- tricity shoot into Il house once. Miss Merrill-- Wlmt were you do- ing? Austin' 'Shooting,g ont. A. B. Christopher' 7 fl'ol, lCr'onomyl The fII'OC'0I'y liusiness has fallen oil' 200 pei' cent duringg the 111151 week in this town. Handley 'lWhz11 is lhnt on your face? Come, let me kiss il. E. Illunson- Nu index-dl Why. that is what mode that :pot there in the first place. Miss Stetson L'NVl'en l ggivo yfu perinissirnli lo :-peulf l evpc-vt you to make only ai dUUl'y1ll'fl cull, not ii visit. V. ll'r.wl-'o f5'i'. ni I 'ill' llsiveled wildly fwidelyl. Mis-i F-lloffov Ho lhool-'H lVl2 t'iliI1g' around in south Well, llioolss, Foun- tains or Rivers, sit :nw und in your seat. Baseball Conch' HM. H. S. will have ai good 1920 lTn eh:ill lpeann if:- Lafond had fl wing , llflurrny could avoid so many errors, Rogers could throw a straight ball, Gee knew the Sf game at ull, Russell could hit the dust, l'ndh:1m could hit the ball at least once 21 gznne, Nnniginn could keep that nose- out of sight of the lilekiclicrs and keep his head down, Gnllzint could be taught lo use his feet to walk on, Viles didn't try to ploy the whole gunna, and Handley could even catch 21 hull once in a while. I'HfYI'U-l'l.AY OF SENIOR CLASS Smiley presses the liulton. Un t.l1o,sei-een is flushed Il maid, prettiest ol' all the village flflowke. Hel' hoii' is Clilrown :ind her eyes are lVliolet. She is sitting on the liank vi' the Firth ol' fflllyde, Vending the Pied fl'liper rl' llunielin, She reads for fl moment and then thinks of her honny Glenn, f':n':i.w:1y. Suddenly she hears il llllossell in the heather. She looks up and lwholds the fVlile Isl :md llllnlh-lcss fTlhonms, the villainous rivul. lle llllolfs his cap :ind snys, I flljolden you were not nt home. The maid i'rig'htened hy the hold villinn runs home, fAjnn-a fGJr'ay look of anger comes into his eye. The scene c-h:1nQ'es. The pirl is feeding her chickens with Ililzirley :ind ftllon. She is C'0l1illll.HQf in hcl' friends flilmogene and QlVIJyra, She exclaims

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xg 2- 22 THE BOUNCER Miss Stetson- treading in Frenchj The doctor asked the little boy, 'Does your head ache? Do you eat muchf Miss Dixon--Ctranslatingzj Does your head ache? Does your stomach ache much? Why does Blanche Markum linger in the lower corridor during recesses, and noons? Miss Gray'-fpronouncingf Deuter- onomyj Dot ron o my. Miss Barley4JLWhat kind of a thing is that? Tinkham-'Ll refer both of you girls to the bible. : 5tll', ',Tg -, J, lr . f f U - 'ii- ,-,- YA 5. ff' 7 Q ' .0 'lka- .,,,.Q I ' The spring' term opened with a rush, as everyone was ready to play baseball. Our schedule had been completed and it is one of the best that this school has ever had. We were scheduled to play fifteen games hut the first two games had to be cancelled on account of rain. We procured the services of Mahlon Cavanaugh as coach, and a large num- ber of baseball candidates turned out 9 I3 '23 for the first practice. Inside of a week the first team had been picked and we were ready for action. Our Ilrst game was with Good Will on their grounds May 1, and the cli- mate certainly agreed with us, for we gave them a decisive beating by the score of 9-2 in a clean, fast game. If we could play all of our games as well as this one we should have a Hue record.