Madison High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Madison, ME)

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I THE BOUNCER 17 Miss Emery-Cln Physiologyl I thought that it you hurt anyone's heart they would die. Miss Gower- Oh no, not always. There was a young sport named Pease Whom the boys all delighted to tease, He went out in the park One night after dark ' And was returned to his home by police. Two persons named Mary and Kate Used to fight both early and late, The rows were so bad, In fact, they have had No settlement up to this date. The fact to relate is quite sad, Miss l,Vi1ber was taken so bad, When the Steward, said he, Will you have some more tea? She replied, I don't want what I've had. Putt's trip's a success 'tis allowed, Of his conquests he surely is proud, If you ask him today You'll find that he'll say, . Two's a plenty, but three is a crowd. There was a young lady called E As athletic as she could beg She jumped on a bed And broke it down at the headg The climax you plainly can see. There was a young girl from Augusta Whom Victor thot sure he had crush- ed her, He followed her 'round All over the ground, My! Poor Vic was sure in a fluster. The Junior Grinds and Roasts will ap- pear in the next Bouncer which is to be published in December 1910. Wouldn't it be a Wonder it? F. O. should have her lessons. G. E. N. should not be able to talk at all. S. N. V. should 11ot blush. E M. L. should be slammed i11 the Bouncer. E. M. B. should get aback seat. G. E. F. should miss in French. K. J. B. should get to school on time. F. S. C. should be minus a girl. J. W. should stop grinning. R. M. D. should try to make the team. R. N. should wakeup. H. C. P. should stop flirting.

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16 ' THE BOUNCER Mr. Caldwell likes Portland quite well or rather, he likes the girls of the place. Miss Greene-CTranslating Caesarl A greater part of the island was inhabited by a fierce and barbarous nation, who lived upon fish and eggs- Mr. Perkins- Does that mean that they lived on fish and fish eggs? OVERHEARD First speaker-- How do you like the way the Senior girls are combing their hair since they got back from Washing- ton? Second Speaker- It looks well enough, but that's nothing, I saw a lot of those pan things in the 10 cent store at Washington. Miss G. Merry- I don't see what they wanted to chain a dead man for anyway. Miss Gower--' A Name some gold blood- ed animals. Miss Emery- Er-why, caterpillars. Ask Mr. Rushworth if there is anyone in Augusta with whom he is correspond- ing. Miss Wilber- Where is your book Mr. Greenleaf? Mr. Greenleaf-' 'At home. Miss Wilber- Why is it at home? Mr. Greenleaf- Because I left it there. Miss Wilber fails to see the point. LOST My money. The Seniors Miss Gower-' 'What is the cranium? Miss G. Bell-' 'It's a box-shaped cavity where the brains ought to be. A young lady who was visiting school one day recently, deliberately walked to Mr. Turnerls seat and sat down beside him. We noticed the change on Mr. Turner's countenance but inferred that he was well pleased with the situation. Did Mr. Carpenter enjoy his stroll on deck the first night? Perhaps Miss Speare did. Mr. Greenleaf to Mr. Whitney- Is there any school tomorrow? Whitney- I don't know. Greenleaf- Well, if there wasn't any I wasn't coming. Miss Brophy-' 'How do you spell-? Miss Holway-' 'I've told you a few times once. One of the Washington party to the guide- Could you tell me where Sena- tor Cannon sits? Miss Gower- What do you do first in cnse of drowning? Miss Hamilton- You put the head lower than the chest and- Miss Hayden- No you don't either, you take them out of the water first. Miss Greene-CI11 Cwsarl What does clam mean?

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18 THE BOUNCER W5 A an 9 G V' 0 1 5 it I , ., ' .eg 7o X 1 . :X - Q ,H 3 BASEBALL M- H- S Despite the inability and disinclination r of many of the team to attend practice Carpenter p 2 this year, we have had a fairly success- De Roche ss 2 ful season, winning four out of eight Fletcher c 3 games played. The team hired Arthur Tompkins lb 1 Heald as coach and under his skilful Harris 2b 3 leadership progressed rapidly, showing a H6yWOOd 3b 0 great improvement in team work and RUShWOril1lf 0 batting over last season's playing. 11188115 ff 0 Frank Carpenter was re-elected captian Vose ff 0 and his eiTe'ctive work contributed a great Hart cf 0 deal toward our victories. ' - Madison High vs. VVinslow High Totals 37 11 10 Our first regular game was played S against Winslow High at Winslow on r bh May 13. We started off in winning Hawes C 1 fashion, and led Winslow by two runs Smart n 1 until the eighth inning, when they ran Stanley cf 2 in four, which put them in the lead. Roynoldo If 1 But in spite of the gloomy outlook at the Patterson gb 2 first of the ninth, we began by hitting Poirier lb n 1 Stuart out of the box and running, in Hodges rf O four scores, thereby settling the victory. Maroon lf 1 The line up was as follows: Rainey SS 1b 0