Madison High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Madison, ME)

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THE BOUNCER I5 looking-out for her supper because in- stead of translating The Summer was nearly gone in Cmsar, she read it The Supper was nearly gone,', this together with other instances nearly proves the statement. Q Miss Sawyer-fTranslating Frenchl Do you remember how the silent lake skimmed the swallow? WANTED An extra period in which to read love letters. W. Tompkins Mr. Perkins-CTranslating Latinl And they fastened boards three feet thick together with pins. Miss Gower to Mr. Fletcher- What are you eating candy for? Ifletcher- A cold. To Mr. Tompkins- What are you chewing gum for? Tompkins- Indigestion. Miss Emery--CReading 90 degreesj 90, what's that little round thing for? Miss Holway- Who attended Ivan- hoe's wedding? Mr. Greenleaf- Cedric and Ivan- hoe. Tompkins and Harris came near being permanent residents of Washington so we hear. Miss Gower-Cln Physiologyl Why is it that animals can move their ears more easily than people? Miss Frazier- Because they are more in practice. Mr. Carpenter- A fellow's happier going up than when he's coming down. It seems that the Washington Pajama Parade was especially interesting to the lookersson when Mr. Fletcher appeared. Mr. Carlson-Always in Dreamland. Miss Hamilton- They told Ivanhoe that he must take ot? his head but he didn't want to. v WANTED A position to manufacture gold bowed spectacles. R. Fletcher Did Mr. Vose enjoy the first part of his Washington trip? Ask him. For the latest French pronunciations inquire of Mr. Perkins. We wonder if Miss Sawyer has found out what provender means yet. The Seniors thought that lemons were cheaper in Madison than in Washington and for that reason they took a good supply with them. Miss Gower- Will you dictate that to nie? Miss Young- Shall I read it? Was a Senior ever known to lose a bet?

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14 THE BOUNCER if t . l,,A C 'A' . i, u 'Mm 667 he f y it . ei . Qs' 'N ' Vp X 14557 R-'sdi x q -- J 4 . a li Wifi .A . il . Efieigf ss , 'Il r . ef: ' ffl 'fr -55'..,,TT15' 'r ' Dramas!! 4 Ball Games!!! ' Vacations coming! ! '! Safely home from Washington. Mr. Greenleaf- Please accept me as an applicationf, Mr. Partridge- I haven't heard any- thing about pie yet. ' Miss Holway- Which one did you say? Miss Greene-' 'The other one. Ques.-Who belongs to the Know- nothing party? Ans.-Nearly all the American His- tory Class. ASecond jackson, the Bully of the' School. Rushworth Miss Gower- Give me a brief sketch of the life of Abraham Lincoln. Miss Berry-'iHe was born in a log cabin. Mr. Means-Un Caesarj HIS kiss Ccisl all right for hither? Miss Sawyer--CTranslating Frenchl Give me your paw. A Brownie from Brownville. C. Brown Miss Wilber-Cin Com. Geog.D What is the capital of Italy? Miss Carpenter -' 'Greece. Mr. Partridge-QTO the Fresh Algebra classl Anyone would think that you had forgotten all that you ever knew about Algebra. Miss Gower-- Who is your mind up- on more, Miss Emery, Mr. Rushworth or me? We infer that Miss Gower is always

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16 ' THE BOUNCER Mr. Caldwell likes Portland quite well or rather, he likes the girls of the place. Miss Greene-CTranslating Caesarl A greater part of the island was inhabited by a fierce and barbarous nation, who lived upon fish and eggs- Mr. Perkins- Does that mean that they lived on fish and fish eggs? OVERHEARD First speaker-- How do you like the way the Senior girls are combing their hair since they got back from Washing- ton? Second Speaker- It looks well enough, but that's nothing, I saw a lot of those pan things in the 10 cent store at Washington. Miss G. Merry- I don't see what they wanted to chain a dead man for anyway. Miss Gower--' A Name some gold blood- ed animals. Miss Emery- Er-why, caterpillars. Ask Mr. Rushworth if there is anyone in Augusta with whom he is correspond- ing. Miss Wilber- Where is your book Mr. Greenleaf? Mr. Greenleaf-' 'At home. Miss Wilber- Why is it at home? Mr. Greenleaf- Because I left it there. Miss Wilber fails to see the point. LOST My money. The Seniors Miss Gower-' 'What is the cranium? Miss G. Bell-' 'It's a box-shaped cavity where the brains ought to be. A young lady who was visiting school one day recently, deliberately walked to Mr. Turnerls seat and sat down beside him. We noticed the change on Mr. Turner's countenance but inferred that he was well pleased with the situation. Did Mr. Carpenter enjoy his stroll on deck the first night? Perhaps Miss Speare did. Mr. Greenleaf to Mr. Whitney- Is there any school tomorrow? Whitney- I don't know. Greenleaf- Well, if there wasn't any I wasn't coming. Miss Brophy-' 'How do you spell-? Miss Holway-' 'I've told you a few times once. One of the Washington party to the guide- Could you tell me where Sena- tor Cannon sits? Miss Gower- What do you do first in cnse of drowning? Miss Hamilton- You put the head lower than the chest and- Miss Hayden- No you don't either, you take them out of the water first. Miss Greene-CI11 Cwsarl What does clam mean?