Madison Central High School - Tychoberahn Yearbook (Madison, WI)

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June ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... 1933 -AND THEN CAME CELLCJPHANE A-DEES and gen-talmen! Come one-come all, to the great beeg show-just commencing on the inside. See him! Hear him! He eats 'em alive, boys - ea-ts 'em alive!! Not a soap, salve, soup, or sunburn. W?ho will be the first sucker to get stung on this painless tooth-extractor? One at a time, folks - don't crowd. Too much for all-how about this gentleman in the front row-the one with the Grecian Bend on the upper lip-the lit- tle wife-saver-the jigger that put the H in shave-it made Napoleon famous, boys -it comes all wra.pped up in Onionphane carpet boxes-it is portable, dust proof, obstinate, and hard to find. Come and get 'em while the depression is running. This is station SLURP broadcasting on a wave-length of 9999.2 Brazil nuts and Brass tacks, incorporated and inconsistent with dietetio integrity. Don't let it worry you, though. After each meal-Buns for the Bunnies. This coffee is guaranteed to produce entrancing after dinner effects. Mococalt may be served to the feeblest- minded without harmful results and all you have to do is MAIL THIS OOUPON TODAY! Isn't it thrilling? Yes, it isn't thrilling. Mod- ern mothers feed their children the won- derful new canned sunshine. The kids fill out like paper balloons and then spend the remainder of their lives trying to reduce. But wait! Does your gastronomical satiety distress you? Look, yourself squarely in the face and ask yourself, man to man, have you done everything in your power to disintegrate the warts? No, you haven't! Not until you try this new aid-to-indigestion. You East Yeaters-here's some new Teast Yablets. Just take one before and after goingto sleep every night, swallow with one cup of lard, wiggle Adam's apple six times up andthree times down, bend white of egg backward and forward in front of eyes to the count of ten, jump to a standstill and put in the oven over a slow fire. The newest feature about these pills is that they keep fresh for months. Hear Nit and Wit, the Feast Yoamers, on the air or on wa-ter every Leap Year, Feb. 29, 1932,-from sunrise to sunset, Aurora Borealis Spending time, over ABC and.XYZ nshnets -a ghost to ghost network that will keep cool for hours after bathing. Even if you are one of the original 500,000 or if you're only the president of the United States you are susceptible to the malicious social enemy, identified by his mustache and commonly known as Terre Verte Toothbrush. It is robin's egg-blue in color but that needn't bother you. Just learn to use Col- legiate-tooth-bath-salts. Products that sell Modern.Money Making Modes themselves are common but when you can obtain emery dust that buys itself at the nearest pharmacy, that's news! Just think of the saving! CThen there won't be any- thing else to think of.J If 'you go in for this new' dental cream in a big way, you are eli- gible to buy hats, shirts, socks, garters, and handkerchiefs that won't cut in on the bud- get in the least. Movie stars aren't afraid to advertise their ages when they use the proper dentifrice. I'l1 be 21 next month, says Willie Smirk, beautiful cinnamon star, nut brown in height, age 5 feet 2, but I don't look a day over 50. It's all on account of that delightful C-Breez cream, she added. with a slight dental quaver in her voice. And it is-good for moontan, too! Spong- ine Jr. will kill anything east of the Rocky Mountains or west of the Mucous Mem- branes. Athlete's Foot, more commonly called Tinea Circinata, which is also denominated herpes circinatus, is often ingrained on the epidermis pf 'the Cranium much the same as Pityriasis or Leonardo da Vinci might be. No need of shunning these plagues when you have a bottle of Shine-eh-mup. Tint your toenails this new easy way! Beauty experts advise purple lips, green eyebrows, vermil- lion nails, and lavender cheeks with a checked gingham and large brass buttoned chiffon assembly, fur lined on the outside and cast iron trimmings running the middle of the block on the corner. Seriously, though, one's BB, GG, LL, TT, etc., fmeaning giddy gizzards, lively livers, or touchy tummiesl .affect one's P. A. tremend- ously. My dear! 1 was so shocked! You could have tickled me with a feather duster. Poor upon them without warning, rendering their dream castles asunder, tore them limb from limb, and left them standing before the judge in Reno, Nev. Ah, if you only knew! And all because of a little thing like O'.G. that could have been cultivated with Bellboy soap. How are you gentlemen and men fixed for shaves? I have a brand new set of nice shiny ones, just in stock. Cool as The Equa- tor! You can get this new cream in bottles or in kegs. If you like the keg form, ask for Harry Rubeg if you prefer the bottle, ask for his brother, Moon. Be sure of your job by being sure to shave with an Esterbrook no. 170 Careless Razor Habit, inc., 123 W. Bol- shevik Boulevard. It doesn't pay to go around with a remote shave. When you apply for a job, the boss will take one look at you and tell you to SGRLAM! !! You'll go away feeling bad, unaware of the fact that you unknow- ingly oifendedf' The boss will be unaware of the fact also. Must be something wrong though. Then you go home to wifey. After tolerating it all evening, she suddenly flares up and speels off a line about going home to mother. She simply can't stand it another day! You look at yourself sort of puzzled- like and ask yourself, W'hat's the matter? You take a look in the mirror but everything seems to be there. Perhaps if you used an X-ray machine everything might not be there. You go back to the parlor. Just then Fido comes bounding into the room, takes one look at you puts his tail between his legs, and bounds right out of the room again. By this time you are at your wit's end fit' you had any to begin withl. Well, you can still resort to playing single solitaire or to reading a magazine as social outcasts do fthe types that are exiled from society through no fault of theirs- they have that terrible dis- Bob! He was getting along so nicely even though he had only 336,000 a yea r. He was strong, rich, and handsome: or high, wide, and handsomeg or h e al t h, wealth, a n d happiness: or Tom, Dick and Harryg or one of the t w o p u t together. Anyway he was mar- ried to a beautiful girl that had every- th i n g at her feet. She wore size eights but that didn't pre- vent her from being h a p p y. T h e n a shadow c a m e into the lives of these two love birds. It stole --:8 : ,I , This poor fellow is the victim of Terre Verte T thb h d ll b h f il t h 00 l'IlS all B. CCH-USB 8 8 Bd 0 SNC 3 conversation between you and your horsedoctor. ease known as auri- ventricular orifice or Aesculus Hippocasta- numl. You choose a magazine to sooth the biting tones cast by the angry eye of your boss or wife or dog. You idly thumb the p a ges, thinking of nothing in particu- lar and then again you may think of something. But we're get-ting into the amicable and philo- sophical essence of vivacity, the culmin- ation of life-the sagacious presump- tion. Let's get down to hard tack again before we are put on bread and water in a QCont'd on Page 241

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1933 ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... June i ' ' 'rr Q NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY as llleading from left to right-Back rowl: Fred Alexander, Donald Trachte, Donald Edwards, Edward Gadow, Charles Du Bois, John Deards: 4Middle rowlz Bertha Wurst, Betty Anne Mayer, Claire Jackson, Helen Esser, Virginia Schroeder, Adelaide Ogilvies iFront rowJ: Eleanor Roisum, Rachel Herrington, Lorene Nelson, Jane Farwell, Gladene Manwaring. E As its usual Christmas project, the Sunshine Committee under the direction of Helen Schoenfleld, the nrst semester chairman, brought good cheer to twenty-five of Madison's unfortunate families by sending them baskets of food supplies. A helpful service to guests in the school was the information booth conducted in the hall every period during the day by the Hospitality Commit- tee under Harriet Hendrickson's guidance. Lost and found articles were restored to their owners through the efforts of the Sunshine Committee, which also sent cards and flowers to a number of students who were ill. The second semester chairman was Dorothy Gruen. General advertising for all the projects was done by the Publicity Committee, under Adelaide Ogilvie's direction. GIRLS CLUB CHRISTMAS BASKETS The officers of the club include Rachel Herrington, president: Sue Ogden, vice-president: Janet Ripp, sec- retary: Virginia Schroeder, treasurer. CENTRAL HONOR PIN fReading from left to rightl: LORENE NELSON, HELEN ESSER EVELYN BALDWIN, MYRTLE FOSTER ffteading fI'0m left to right-Back l'0WlI BETTY ANNE MAYER, CHARLES Du BOIS, FRED ALEXANDER, JOHN DEARDS, ADELAIDE OGILVIE Front TOWJI JANE FARWELL, HELEN ESSER, MARY VIRNIG, RACHEL HERRINGTON, LORENE NELSON. --:9:-